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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Shut up about the porn game.

edit: nice, right up top of a new page

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
PYF your favorite bad women's anatomy: Shut up about the porn game.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

PYF your favorite bad women’s anatomy: my vagina is as crusty as a stale roll

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

2nd Amendment posted:

having sex at women

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


You probably shouldn't admit that in the current context, just saying

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

ultrafilter posted:

A lot of people regard their children as property or pets (if they even make a distinction between the two). That's what's going on here.

I knew a guy who insisted that his entire house have heated floors, because "cold floors will gently caress up my daughter's vaginas".

He said it's a Feng Shui thing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Took me a while to parse that as anything other than his singular daughter's multiple vaginas.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Vagina's georg is an outlier and shouldn't be counted

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

RFC2324 posted:

You probably shouldn't admit that in the current context, just saying

Just to be clear, the reference I meant was the phrase "to have sex at", rather than "with" someone, which was a Zapp Brannigan line from Futurama.

As for the rest of the OP, yeesh.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Elviscat posted:

Cross post from cursed images.

With the realization that it may not be a good idea to put fermented urine on a baby, they're so close to figuring it out.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Elviscat posted:

I knew a guy who insisted that his entire house have heated floors, because "cold floors will gently caress up my daughter's vaginas".

He said it's a Feng Shui thing.

I mean, would you want your pussy to be cold?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Heath posted:

I mean, would you want your pussy to be cold?

Don't kink shame

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Makes "cracking one open with the boys" ever more horrifying.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Ice cold and very frothy.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
I put my wife's vagina in the freezer for a few hours before coitus, then fill it with cream and we make homemade ice-cream.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Mr. Sunshine posted:

I put my wife's vagina in the freezer for a few hours before coitus, then fill it with cream and we make homemade ice-cream.

:yum:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Elviscat posted:

I knew a guy who insisted that his entire house have heated floors, because "cold floors will gently caress up my daughter's vaginas".

He said it's a Feng Shui thing.

Its not just them, had a lot of eastern european dudes who were like if a woman sits on cold ground she'll never have babies.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Some of the people here won't sit directly on grass, because they believe the moisture will seep up into their skin and give them breakouts for the rest of their lives.

One girl told me this happened to her when she was younger and I was just like... nope that's just becoming a teenager.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

lord funk posted:

Some of the people here won't sit directly on grass, because they believe the moisture will seep up into their skin and give them breakouts for the rest of their lives.

One girl told me this happened to her when she was younger and I was just like... nope that's just becoming a teenager.

Says the person with an rear end completely covered in pimples

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


RFC2324 posted:

Says the person with an rear end completely covered in pimples

Hey, now, first off, my many wives love popping my rear end pimples — secondly,

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

From GBS cursed image thread

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
I have never seen a woman in real life but that looks normal to me I dunno what you're talking about

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Morpheus posted:

I have never seen a woman in real life but that looks normal to me I dunno what you're talking about

That's only because you can't see the absolute horror that is her hands. Don't get me wrong, that absolutely looks like something a talented (human) perv with a thing for big bazonkas would paint, but AI will always gently caress up hands.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Looks like someone gave an AI a how to draw manga book.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

BioEnchanted posted:

Looks like someone gave an AI a how to draw manga book.

Article states,

quote:

It’s worth noting I used Voldy’s handy “retard guide” for getting Stable Diffusion set up properly, and you will absolutely need the massive “Waifu Model”, otherwise your art will not capture these aethetics.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

you know who perfected the female hand? zdzslaw beksinski

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

Article states,

Gotta capture those aethetics.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Mr. Sunshine posted:

That's only because you can't see the absolute horror that is her hands. Don't get me wrong, that absolutely looks like something a talented (human) perv with a thing for big bazonkas would paint, but AI will always gently caress up hands.

The left-side image has a hand and the problem isn't obvious on a casual inspection but once you see it....

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

OwlFancier posted:

you know who perfected the female hand? zdzslaw beksinski

Always train your AI with this guy and it will never fail

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ah yes, the standard female bra size: 36RRR.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Ah yes, the standard female bra size: 36RRR.

Clothed in a tiny little bralette with single string straps, too! Anti-gravity cotton is a miracle.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

call that a zz top

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

ultrafilter posted:

The left-side image has a hand and the problem isn't obvious on a casual inspection but once you see it....

I always make sure to carry a spare when I'm on the clock

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

call that a zz top

it makes you say "how how how how"

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

The Moon Monster posted:

From GBS cursed image thread

Girl With the Churl Leering

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Like even ignoring everything else that woman is shaped like a pyramid. Her measurements are like 38-36-50-84. Even in the pre-porn era I can't imagine seeing those numbers and not thinking "hey wait a minute, what the gently caress?"

Grumio
Sep 20, 2001

in culina est

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Girl With the Churl Leering

:golfclap:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Noblesse Obliged posted:

Girl With the Churl Leering

This is extremely elegant.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
We want to correct the previous headline. It should read "Stable Diffusion AI has mastered a female form"

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Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Mr. Sunshine posted:

We want to correct the previous headline. It should read "Stable Diffusion AI has mastered a female form"

mastured

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