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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
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Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Nooner posted:

Not in tech so maybe I'm totally off base here, but everyone I know who is in tech thinks Elon is a total chucklefuck and makes me wonder if staying on board for HARDCORE TWITTER might make your resume actually look worse compared to everyone who noped out

I'm in tech and we have an internal Slack channel just for dunking on Elon, cryptobros and this one senior sales guy who can't let a meeting pass without mentioning his Tesla, often while Zoom calling from his Tesla.

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Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


FiftySeven posted:

So this was part of some sort of prank where these two walked outside Twitter HQ pretending they were fired, which was pretty believable because it was the same time that loads of employees were finding themselves out of a job, and got on the news apparently? Seems kind of lovely to invite them back to the office for a photo that ends up kind of mocking the huge amount of people who he laid off
Yup, that's about the size of it, because firing people is apparently funny to Elon.

Even Zuckerberg 2000 computed a more compassionate message to send to the staff that Meta laid off, and hasn't subsequently been emitting laugh2.wav on repeat on Facebook. It was a masterclass by comparison.

We can laugh with the engineers that publicly clowned on him, because they obviously felt comfortable enough in their skills that they would get on just fine if they were fired, but there were thousands of people who aren't so lucky, whole departments of people who aren't engineers, etc.

Decon
Nov 22, 2015


Nooner posted:

Not in tech so maybe I'm totally off base here, but everyone I know who is in tech thinks Elon is a total chucklefuck and makes me wonder if staying on board for HARDCORE TWITTER might make your resume actually look worse compared to everyone who noped out

Depends where you are. My company has an unfortunate rate of Musk fans and diet tech bros.

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009
they failed to fire my tweeper friend

they hosed up their termination agreement

:lol:

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
lol what is the source of Musky's "hardcore" barking.

like its a generic word , but unique enough that there's definitely a source.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


PhazonLink posted:

lol what is the source of Musky's "hardcore" barking.

like its a generic word , but unique enough that there's definitely a source.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/358411896002592768

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022

Enigma89 posted:

I want and do mostly agree with you but this is a bad time for the Twitter employees. So many tech and media companies are doing layoffs. Google, TikTok and Apple are probably the big ones that haven't done it yet. So there is going to be a lot of people looking for jobs all at once and a lot of companies are tightening their belt.

These twitter employees are skilled labour but even now skilled labour is getting cut across the board.

I am guessing Elon knows this and is turning the screws because he thinks he has leverage.

I hope i am wrong and i wish my fellow members of labour well but I would be nervous.

For the senior devs (like the ones we’ve seen publicly fired) they’ll have zero issues. For the rest, yes, it could be a rough 2-12 months. Hiring is frozen everywhere I know of. I feel bad for everyone involved, this poo poo sucks. They clearly loved their jobs and felt good about their product.

Staying at Twitter won’t be a red flag on a resume. Some people just don’t care how toxic things get, or they can’t leave for valid reasons. No future interviewer would bat an eye.

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG

Bad Purchase posted:

i'm not in web development, but at least in aerospace, you can walk to basically any contractor right now and get a job immediately. the job market is still very good for software if your skills go beyond front end javascript (and even then, it's probably not that bad)

e: the pay may not be as good, but the pay per hour will be if elon is demanding 80 hour weeks
I am in advertisement and it is a bad spot right now for a job market. TikTok is the one that is growing in spend and head count but they are toxic to work for.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
It's gone

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



goatface posted:

The big three industries interested in separating the easily led from their money.

Excuse you, porn is an honest living.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I. M. Gei posted:

Excuse you, porn is an honest living.

For the performers, if they're lucky, it's an honest living. But there's a lot of other people involved usually and most of them are very far from honest businessmen.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!


No one saved a screenshot? :cmon:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




which one got deleted, the one where he said the FTC consent decree no longer applies to twitter because it was signed under duress?

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Looks like he's talking about an SEC consent decree and either he misspoke or was misreported:
https://twitter.com/themaxburns/status/1592928396715388931

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.



Elon this is your lawyer. I am advising you to keep posting this poo poo

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Wait, did Elon actually say that the FTC consent decree doesn't apply because it was signed under duress? Or was it some other moron?

edit: oh ok, some other issue with the SEC

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.
A lawyer who recently tried to explain Consent and Duress to Elon recently is very proud that the information stuck, but less thrilled that Elon is applying it outside the context it was intended for

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I. M. Gei posted:

Excuse you, porn is an honest living.

Who am I to judge if people want to pay me to walk around the house like Donald Duck all day?

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

John Wick of Dogs posted:

For the performers, if they're lucky, it's an honest living. But there's a lot of other people involved usually and most of them are very far from honest businessmen.

We had a pornographer goon do an A/T before the reddit AMA was thing. Dark priest was his name. sadly the last time he was talking about the industry goons were mean to him.

Then I think his wife hung herself because she got bullied on twitter.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
have you ever crashed a company on a COCAINE HIGH?!!

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

amazing this comment went by with only one LOL.

lmao
lmao (at your post, not his)

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Decon posted:

And if there is a a distinct problem with places like California, it's the distinct lack of merciless bullying of people like that. The failure to ostracize someone because they insist their NFartTs are gonna revolutionize the world is why we're gonna be able to measure the impact of lovely monkey art for braindead bros in a chart of the planet's average temp.

Like god drat if there isn't anything I dislike more in my field. Be proud of your work, sure, but you don't hear carpenters out there saying their tables are gonna end world hunger. They just make nice tables.

But I guess when you and everyone around you is an Adderall addicted narcissist, this is the poo poo we get.

This is stupid. The managers are the bullies, you might as well try to put out a fire by squirting napalm on it.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Ups_rail posted:

We had a pornographer goon do an A/T before the reddit AMA was thing. Dark priest was his name. sadly the last time he was talking about the industry goons were mean to him.

Then I think his wife hung herself because she got bullied on twitter.

That dude was a huuuuuuuuge piece of poo poo

Jon Ronson wrote a book about it

Hardawn fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Nov 16, 2022

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/1592941301955104769?s=20&t=r9-hT_uYyjT-uUFqAurorA

Decon
Nov 22, 2015


Woolie Wool posted:

This is stupid. The managers are the bullies, you might as well try to put out a fire by squirting napalm on it.

I'm not blaming the code monkeys just trying to fill space on their resumes. I'm making GBS threads on tech bros, who are primarily in management and/or sales.

Decon fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Nov 16, 2022

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person


I highly doubt anyone in tech will be emulating Musk after all the poo poo that has happened in the last few weeks. He's on a downward spiral.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Daddy Emerald is Dr. Robotnik's stripper name

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

There Bias Two posted:

I highly doubt anyone in tech will be emulating Musk after all the poo poo that has happened in the last few weeks. He's on a downward spiral.

You'd hope so but management types still worships the guy.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



T'ain't wrong

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

I. M. Gei posted:

Daddy Emerald is Dr. Robotnik's stripper name

ayy lmao

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

CommieGIR posted:

You'd hope so but management types still worships the guy.

I dunno, I've talked to folks irl who worshipped Musk as a tech genius as recently as a couple of weeks ago, who are now all like "what the hell is that idiot doing".

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Today I've wrapped around from lol, lmao to actually angry at how goddamn loving stupid he is. I'll be able to laugh again in a while, but christ, I could do better. Anyone in this thread could do better. Anyone off the street could do better.

Molten Llama
Sep 20, 2006

Waffle House posted:

This is some very on-brand completely unusable and gimmicky reinvention of the wheel

The best part of that tweet is the thread of Elon stans defending it and trying to catch it in stock.

Most notably, you apparently don't need to set down a sipping glass because it is for sipping?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


The Lord of Hats posted:

Today I've wrapped around from lol, lmao to actually angry at how goddamn loving stupid he is. I'll be able to laugh again in a while, but christ, I could do better. Anyone in this thread could do better. Anyone off the street could do better.

I think a few people have pointed out at this point that the everygoon is better at whatever Musk is doing than Elon Musk, and just :hmbol:

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Nooner posted:

Not in tech so maybe I'm totally off base here, but everyone I know who is in tech thinks Elon is a total chucklefuck and makes me wonder if staying on board for HARDCORE TWITTER might make your resume actually look worse compared to everyone who noped out

yeah i am in "tech" and no one thinks he is cool

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

I'm in tech and we have an internal Slack channel just for dunking on Elon, cryptobros and this one senior sales guy who can't let a meeting pass without mentioning his Tesla, often while Zoom calling from his Tesla.

make sure that's on a private channel before the sales guy egosurfs and searches his name.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Gonna check on that sink real qui--



Ah.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Trabant posted:

Gonna check on that sink real qui--



Ah.

I thought this was a Dada sculpture for a second.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

hotdog feet posted:

jesus, can they design a single loving thing that isn't wildly impractical and annoying to use

This sums up everything wrong with society

Decon
Nov 22, 2015


Trabant posted:

Gonna check on that sink real qui--



Ah.

The water is still running and draining which proves that Elon is a plumbing genius and probably invented the aqueduct.

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Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!

Trabant posted:

Gonna check on that sink real qui--



Ah.

The metaphor kinda falls apart because this sink is technically functional.

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