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Losing your crypto to a scam Twitter PR account is perhaps the closest thing to the platonic ideal of crypto dude interaction.
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haveblue posted:They let anyone buy a blue check you don't say
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madmatt112 posted:Just lol @ this entire thing. There has never been anything like this in modern history. Possibly ever. What a ridiculous pairing of tool and monkey. Au contraire https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1590902018096656384?s=20&t=4JUISCK6vk_YPsHGO1Eu5w (it was actually alexander III apparently)
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Nov 11, 2022 04:36
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funniest thing about verified scammers is that the wrong username is still right there in plain sight. but twitter's own interface is a dark pattern
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Nov 11, 2022 06:13
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https://i.imgur.com/y7R0Jtx.mp4 This is high grade stupidity
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Nov 11, 2022 22:19
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Scratch Monkey posted:https://i.imgur.com/y7R0Jtx.mp4 i'm the professional guy that (willfully?) doesn't understand how age groups work
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Mauser posted:i'm the professional guy that (willfully?) doesn't understand how age groups work Jesse is one of those people who will literally say anything with a straight face and also admitted on air to stranding woman coworker by sabotaging her tires she he could give her a ride home (he's married with kids)
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https://twitter.com/cityafreaks/status/1591329291706699776 Just hangin at the border shooting the gun that hitler killed himself with and barely concealing an erection about it. German made!
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Nov 12, 2022 16:13
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That has to be some kind of liberal achievement on Steam, the guy doesn't mention Hitler once
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Nov 12, 2022 16:17
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Well he’ll have a lot of time to go shoot his guns now
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Nov 12, 2022 17:02
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note the bmw as well. because of course.
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Nov 12, 2022 17:02
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https://twitter.com/byelin/status/1591441751956459520
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/cityafreaks/status/1591329291706699776 So this wasn't just some old youtube of him shooting guns for guntube, this was actually put out by his campaign with the goal of increasing his vote share? Hard to see how this guy lost.
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Nov 12, 2022 21:43
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Gyges posted:So this wasn't just some old youtube of him shooting guns for guntube, this was actually put out by his campaign with the goal of increasing his vote share? Hard to see how this guy lost. https://mobile.twitter.com/bgmasters/status/1496165672329506817 *wink**wink**wink*
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Nov 12, 2022 21:51
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I may owe Hershel Walker an apology for calling him the worst Senate Candidate this cycle.
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Nov 12, 2022 21:58
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Gyges posted:So this wasn't just some old youtube of him shooting guns for guntube, this was actually put out by his campaign with the goal of increasing his vote share? Hard to see how this guy lost. and yet only by a couple % margin.
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Nov 12, 2022 22:00
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What's encouraging is that the weirdo freak internet meme candidates got blown the gently caress out, demonstrably. A normal Republican would've won that seat by 8 points. MAGA nutjob statewide candidates in swing states uniformly ran behind normie GOP candidates. Lombardo won the governorship in NV and he's *fairly* normal and he won and the rest of the statewide slate all lost. Like it's real easy to point out how specifically the pro-insurrectionist candidates drug the party down and cost them the Senate and if not an outright house majority, at least a functional one. https://twitter.com/TrumpsTaxes/status/1578200474368544769 If he had followed up "we've all known guys like this" with "for example, a guy like this shot my wife in the loving head" it would've be the ballerist thing ever said at a debate zoux fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Nov 12, 2022 |
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Nov 12, 2022 22:07
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PERMACAV 50 posted:Au contraire The only think I can think of is when Jack Donaghey tried to tank NBC on 30 Rock with terrible shows like MILF Island.
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Nov 13, 2022 06:47
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haveblue posted:It's safe to assume that anything you see sourced from Twitter in the immediate future is fake. They let anyone buy a blue check and they aren't enforcing any rules about names. The whole site is a gigantic cesspool of impersonation right now. The harmless ones are funny, but there's also a ton of phishing and social engineering going on. Someone impersonated the actual Twitter PR account and used it to steal crypto. The remaining staff are utterly swamped and can't even begin to get it under control. 
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It’s 2022 and the GOP is the one running a goofball nerdlinger candidate against a Marine aviator combat vet and astronaut
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It cost him $44bn but Elon Musk is finally hilarious
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https://twitter.com/JustinKCarr/status/1591075666929537027
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Are they mourning the death of their meme?
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https://twitter.com/TudorDixon/status/1592329289826869249 YOU'RE the reason it's blue now
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https://twitter.com/shannonajc1/status/1592952457998798849 Herschel has apparently just seen Underworld for the first time
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/shannonajc1/status/1592952457998798849 I have an ugly feeling this makes him likeable.
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https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1592644510848540673Eric Cantonese posted:I have an ugly feeling this makes him likeable. I mean, if his whole campaign was dopey as gently caress musing about the movie genre he watch last night he might have a chance. Way better look than domestic violence and abortion dispensing while playing a cop.
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Nov 16, 2022 21:15
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Yeah maybe it'd influence his legislative agenda. All just introducing bills like "human van helsing can't beat immortal Dracula that's bullshit"
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Nov 16, 2022 21:46
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I cannot look at the combination of "a werewolf can kill a vampire" and "#gapol" without bursting into laughter. It encapsulates so much
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Nov 16, 2022 21:48
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In effort to kill his lawyer, SBF is now texting freely with a reporter and saying just the most techbro things https://twitter.com/MattZeitlin/status/1592982101766574080  
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Who among us hasn't woken up one day to find that whoops! 16 billion dollars we thought we had was just gone?
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I mean he basically confesses that the EA stuff was just a PR front - one that the national media bought hook, line, and sinker
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zoux posted:I mean he basically confesses that the EA stuff was just a PR front - one that the national media bought hook, line, and sinker He also confessed to having effectively nonexistent accounting practices and a bunch of clear financial crimes He is getting all the books thrown at him
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haveblue posted:He also confessed to having effectively nonexistent accounting practices and a bunch of clear financial crimes Was also revealed that FTX onboarding for new employees had a segment about the best/most effective ways to constantly rail stimulants, and that he was personally tweaking every waking hour.
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"I'll simply detail my many crimes to this journalist." I don't want to infantilize people who are neuroatypical but is it possible he just doesn't understand what he's doing. The Senate got 12 Republicans to vote for the gay/interracial marriage bill. It will always boggle my mind at the speed on which public opinion reversed on that issue, I can clearly remember Republicans putting gay marriage bans on state constitutions because they thought it would wedge off squishy Dems - in 2004! https://twitter.com/janecoaston/status/1592995773079486464 zoux fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Nov 16, 2022 |
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Nov 16, 2022 22:41
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They got 12 to vote for it because they realized that outlawing abortion and gay marriage at the same time would be disastrous, but they've engineered their conservative supreme court without brakes.
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