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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



3D Megadoodoo posted:

Mods please namechange to Titimilk Guzzler.

e: Actually no that's gross.

Yeah I'm not doing that

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
P sure he is a Jerry Guzzler tho

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What the gently caress?

Baron von Eevl posted:

WELL I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW JEEZE

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Karate Bastard posted:

P sure he is a Jerry Guzzler tho

:hmmyes:

Can we do this one, Rhino?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
All my posts are free verse

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
They're 'verse' than most lmao

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Should be Jerrycan Guzzler or something like that to match the original number of syllables. IMO!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Certainly evokes the appropriate mental imagery

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Do it, but rename the other guy lol

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Karate Bastard posted:

Do it, but rename the other guy lol

Or just rename you?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Haha I do guzzle the jerry that's true

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




haveblue posted:

All my posts are free verse

And overpriced even so.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

haveblue posted:

All my posts are free verse

Not when you paid :10bux: to be here.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:geoduck: ATTN: MODERATORS :geoduck:

lunarmonkey posted:

On this special day, this magnificent Earth shines for me.
It shines in a fashion no one will ever discover.

And, as the day draws to a close, I pause, and reflect, as I slowly lay my thumbs on the trigger to the canister of C4 I have dangling beneath my ballsack.

PRAISE ALLAH!
PRAISE ALLAH!
PRAISE ALLAH!

REPTILE KING OF PI!
LOBSTER AND MAGNET!

PRAISE ALLAH!
PRAISE ALLAH!
PRAISE ALLAH!

ADAM WAS IMPOTENT!

X

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


GWBBQ posted:

On what occasions would a yacht club/marina in Connecticut, US fire a cannon (with a powder charge but no projectile) pointed out over the water? In Stamford, they just fired it around 13:10 or 13:50 local time, and it's a frequent occurrence on various days at various times.

CzarChasm posted:

JFK's Assassination, maybe? It did happen shortly after 12:30 CST, which would be about the time you mentioned EST

King Carnivore posted:

Yes, the classic Commemorative JFK Assassination Cannon Firing. Most yacht clubs do this. Big Lee Harvey Oswald Fans.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

EorayMel posted:

:geoduck: ATTN: MODERATORS :geoduck:

The people were astonished by his doctrine

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Splicer posted:

A goon decided he would
Format his posts in a way
That look vaguely like
Limerick style
Just to annoy everyone

- Burma Shave

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Jerry Sizzler

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

So uh, what was that used for originally?

PainterofCrap posted:

To discourage erections in your children

Cocaine Bear posted:

So not a catholic thing

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

BasicLich posted:

"is two a lot?"

"depends on context. dollars? no. photographs on the randomwaffle image archive of women eating their own pussies out? yes."

Mod edit :nws:

https://randomwaffle.gbs.fm/images/da/da768e053916f156430e1f1e66d981ff7aaecfc2.jpe

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
The PYF comics thread was blessed with this important PSA about practicing good tab management.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I guess it's gauche to post your own post, so I'm going to do that for you.

Splicer posted:

Mistake: pussybombing the PYF Comics thread
Punishment: sixer, good natured ribbing, mild hero status

Mistake: bad posting
Punishment: death

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Incredible.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lmao

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Safari Disco Lion posted:

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/airport-security-shocked-to-find-cat-packed-in-passengers-luggage/

Don't let the title scare you, everything is fine.

The cat's name is Smells and he looks like this.



theflyingexecutive posted:

Hi, that's my cat. Those are my pants lol. AMA

The unwitting abductor was my roommate's European friend who was crashing our couch for the night. He came back from touristing in the city, zipped up his big hard shell baggage, and left for JFK in an Uber. My fiancée got a call from Port Authority Police, who was accusing this guy of stealing our cat and wanted to know if she wanted to press charges/put him on a no fly list.

So my roommate and I go down to JFK to go pick him up. They had him in a crate in an office off of baggage claim. He was freaked out but was immediately fine when he got home.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'm not sure I could resist the temptation to have even my closest friend put on a no fly list just so there would be somebody banned from flying for having a cat in their luggage.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

My Lovely Horse posted:

I'm not sure I could resist the temptation to have even my closest friend put on a no fly list just so there would be somebody banned from flying for having a cat in their luggage.

Plus he'd be stuck in America, the land of the free. Really doing him a favor

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

It's a .co.uk website - that's a UK story, he'd be stuck here on brain disease island.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That Uber to JFK is gonna get pretty pricey

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Surge pricing will really sting you sometimes

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Wait, why is LBC reporting on a US story? It's a London-based radio show!

Either way ignore my previous post (please do not ignore subsequent posts).

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Tesseraction posted:

Wait, why is LBC reporting on a US story? It's a London-based radio show!

Either way ignore my previous post

On it, boss

Tesseraction posted:

(please do not ignore subsequent posts).

Huh? What was that noise?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Ignore engaged

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Tesseraction posted:

Wait, why is LBC reporting on a US story? It's a London-based radio show!

Either way ignore my previous post (please do not ignore subsequent posts).

same reason US radio shows do

sometimes a small story from another country is novel enough that people talk about it

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

venus de lmao posted:

same reason US radio shows do

sometimes a small story from another country is novel enough that people talk about it

Like reporting on Germany. Or on Florida

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Yeah I'm not doing that

Coward.

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

theflyingexecutive posted:

My fiancée got a call from Port Authority Police, who was accusing this guy of stealing our cat and wanted to know if she wanted to press charges/put him on a no fly list.

So my roommate and I go down to JFK to go pick him up. They had him in a crate in an office off of baggage claim. He was freaked out but was immediately fine when he got home.

Pretty extreme reaction to a guy accidentally smuggling a cat, I'd be freaked out too.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Pretty extreme reaction to a guy accidentally smuggling a cat, I'd be freaked out too.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Pretty extreme reaction to a guy accidentally smuggling a cat, I'd be freaked out too.

:lmao:

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Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
Cat burglary.

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