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lmfao he's just doing paypal again, fuckin bean counter professionale
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/alexeheath/status/1595071537031151618?cxt=HHwWhICgwZTH6qIsAAAA quote:I would ask Twitter for comment on what Musk said about encrypting DMs but the company doesn’t have a communications department anymore. I can't find the source, but there's hearsay going around the Signal guy said he has no idea what Musk is talking about, which would be so on-brand for Musk's boasting. EDIT: Close -- Signal said no. https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/11/musk-paid-checkmarks-wont-return-until-twitter-can-stop-impersonation/ quote:Signal, however, told Ars that the company has not been in any official talks with Musk. I like Elon's idea for the future of Twitter. He could have saved himself billions to build this poo poo from scratch: quote:In addition to encrypted DMs, Musk wants to add encrypted voice and video chat features.  GolfHole posted:lmfao he's just doing paypal again, fuckin bean counter professionale PITY BONER fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Nov 22, 2022 |
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PITY BONER posted:
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Nov 22, 2022 19:39
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PITY BONER posted:He has a degree in economics, so it makes sense. hold on, i'm looking at this degree more closely... hey wait a second, this is a degree in elonomics!!
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Nov 22, 2022 19:39
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GolfHole posted:lmfao he's just doing paypal again, fuckin bean counter professionale I feel like he's trying to do all the things he wasn't allowed to do at PayPal because his ideas were stupid.
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Nov 22, 2022 19:40
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musk probably thinks geohot (who agreed to come work for him) is the Signal guy
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Nov 22, 2022 19:41
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With Elon in charge, the twitter-to-cryptoscam pipeline will be brought to a singularity
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Nov 22, 2022 19:42
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i was wondering when all the questionable stuff from 4chan and reddit were going to show up
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Nov 22, 2022 19:42
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i'm such a hotshot hardcore programmer that jerking off turns into a threesome because i code loving and caring ai partners to join me so i don't feel so lonely but deep down i know it's not real and the hole in my heart continues to slowly expand
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Nov 22, 2022 19:44
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ymgve posted:musk probably thinks geohot (who agreed to come work for him) is the Signal guy Speaking of George https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1594790788168294404?cxt=HHwWiICxvbbx6qEsAAAA Guess he’s just going to fix search, no biggie
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Speaking of George https://twitter.com/Austen/status/1594807526951903232?s=20&t=RW8zIvcJ4is3AQLM48GpZA https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1594842112629116931?s=20&t=RW8zIvcJ4is3AQLM48GpZA "It really sucks" "True" Lmao
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Nov 22, 2022 19:47
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Speaking of George Google is the god tier of data analytics and search and there's no way this guys gonna be the one to topple that regime.
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Nov 22, 2022 19:47
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I hope he means "what would make you use native twitter search instead of google search with site:twitter.com", because twitter replacing google is so laughable it must have been an idea from musk
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Nov 22, 2022 19:48
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waffle iron posted:https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1594891229686366208 'for first time' needs some ominous background music. lol
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Nov 22, 2022 19:49
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What if, instead of doing what Twitter does best, Twitter does a lovely version of what everyone else does?
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ymgve posted:I hope he means "what would make you use native twitter search instead of google search with site:twitter.com", because twitter replacing google is so laughable it must have been an idea from musk Can’t have an everything app without reproducing Google! I mean the majority of the clicks come through Twitter so naturally it must index everything important already.
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Nov 22, 2022 19:51
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Whenever Musk excitedly tweets about some new feature he wants to add to Twitter, I get strong flashbacks to when Trump was zonked out of his mind on COVID drugs and was tweeting up a storm a month or so before the 2020 election. It has the same kind of  energy
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kazil posted:What if, instead of doing what Twitter does best, Twitter does a lovely version of what everyone else does? Well those are profitable businesses, so perhaps he is on to something. In fact, I may steal the idea for my own business. "Siri, take a note: buy Intel, turn it into Walmart."
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Bottom Liner posted:https://twitter.com/Austen/status/1594807526951903232?s=20&t=RW8zIvcJ4is3AQLM48GpZA the fact that he thinks there might be an easy way to fundamentally change how search results are returned tells me he's exactly the right man for Elon's new hardcore twitter!
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It's like a Billions / Silicon Valley mashup - with new episode every day. Sydney Bottocks posted:Whenever Musk excitedly tweets about some new feature he wants to add to Twitter, I get strong flashbacks to when Trump was zonked out of his mind on COVID drugs and was tweeting up a storm a month or so before the 2020 election. It has the same kind of
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Twitter still works somehow. Musk must truly be a genius
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Nov 22, 2022 20:02
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My Spirit Otter posted:Why did you not just respond with "im working on meeting the requirements for my degree today" in my graduate program that would have met fulfilling the whims of my supervisor who decides whether or not i deserve my credit hours
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Nov 22, 2022 20:05
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https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1594790788168294404?s=20&t=R7zPv8aZQiP8cxJdAA43JA Thanks, radium
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Ehud posted:the fact that he thinks there might be an easy way to fundamentally change how search results are returned tells me he's exactly the right man for Elon's new hardcore twitter! Just wait until Musk hears about soundex....
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THIS_IS_FINE posted:Twitter still works somehow. Musk must truly be a genius Yeah everyone edging about the World Cup breaking the twits forever has disappointed me greatly. Please line up and be ready to be whipped
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Nov 22, 2022 20:08
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i have High Achieving Ridiculously Driven Coding Operator Respect Earned tattooed on my rear end
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Strong Sauce posted:
It worked for SpaceX and Tesla, right? What else could they have that would make qualified people so excited to join? Space missions and electric self-driving vehicles? Nah, nerds hate that stuff.
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Nov 22, 2022 20:12
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PITY BONER posted:LOL And Trump has a business degree. It doesn't mean anything.
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Regrettable posted:It worked for SpaceX and Tesla, right? What else could they have that would make qualified people so excited to join? Space missions and electric self-driving vehicles? Nah, nerds hate that stuff.
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Regrettable posted:It worked for SpaceX and Tesla, right? What else could they have that would make qualified people so excited to join? Space missions and electric self-driving vehicles? Nah, nerds hate that stuff. It worked when Musk’s brand was “real life Tony Stark.” But there’s only so long you can fart in public before everyone starts to notice.
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Nov 22, 2022 20:20
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temple posted:SpaceX and Tesla have more upsides for humanity  burning people alive
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:It worked when Musk’s brand was “real life Tony Stark.” But there’s only so long you can fart in public before everyone starts to notice. He's well past farting. His diarrhea is flowing down his pants leg, but he's trying to act normal. Actually he's totally laughing about it 🤣. Everyone's leaving and he's all "Oh, can't take a little diarrhea? snowflakes 🤣"
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"Cut, cut, cut, and also we're going to be adding encrypted DMs and video chat"
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hey everyone! I am new here this looks like a cool, chill relaxing spot!! I heard there was a lot of chatter here, but, after reading most of the last 412 pages overnight on a combination of adderall and Hardcore Buisness Sense, you're dumb fucks who do not understand, at all, the GRAVITY and IMPORTANCE of what is happening at twitter. this is a revolution happening, it is not televised, it's happening! Sam Bankman got Fried trying to stop this, nothing is stopping this, and Tesla is gonna buy this website too. just relax! Be chill, (don't) be (overtly) racist and keep those dog whistles close at hand and we can all have fun! I am a cool dude! I like weed! I once had sex with a POPULAR MUSIC PRODUCER. You people are nothing edit: if anyone threatens me I am loving calling my ((lawyer)) and you can be god drat sure they make more in a day than you do in a miserable year
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When you’re getting smacked by Wil Wheaton of all people it’s pretty much over. From the NYT piece: Before Elon Musk bought Twitter last month, the company’s executives had racked up hundreds of thousands of dollars in travel invoices that the social media service planned to pay. But once Mr. Musk took over the company, he refused to reimburse travel vendors for those bills, current and former Twitter employees said. Mr. Musk’s staff said the services were authorized by the company’s former management and not by him. His staff have since avoided the calls of the travel vendors, the people said. Just don’t pay the bills! Those aren’t mine! Wait what do you mean I bought those bills for 44 bil
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:
watch out you are buying into a deliberate narrative, you might even say, a disinformation campaign. Most of these bills are fradulent and Twitter will be able to prove that in court just as soon as Basically they had a microservice for creating fake bills and when
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Speaking of George well for starters i use google to search the internet and not some dipshit's tweets? this is a non sequitur
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