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Hold your breath and swallow 3 times. It works every single time. In my whole life, it has never not worked.
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Hitting someone with a bible whilst yelling BEGONE DEMON works on all illnesses
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Just taking very deep breathes has always worked for me.
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I get hiccups pretty regularly. They're not painful but they are annoying. I will try this and report back.
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Fill a cup all the way to the top and drink from the opposite side, looks stupid as hell but it works ![]()
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Cool OP I'll try this next time because I don't get them often but when I do I get them crazy bad and nothing works and they last all day. gently caress I hate the hiccups.
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i can also induce hiccups
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I get hiccups from spicy food and it loving bites
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I don't even need to swallow, I get rid of them 100% of the time by just holding my breath, doesn't work for a lot of ppl tho I guess
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I get hiccups pretty regularly. They're not painful but they are annoying. well, now I'm homeless and got bit by a dog thanks a lot OP
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:well, now I'm homeless and got bit by a dog You should check back in to the mental health facility
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When I get the hiccups I bend down to touch my toes and hold that position. I do that twice or three times and the hiccups are gone. I found this out by accident one morning when I was sweeping the floor and bent down to lift up the rubbish with a dustpan and brush.
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the best hiccup cure is to lay on your back and piss into your mouth
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i do the one where you put paper towels over a big cup of water. you try and drink as much water through the paper towels as possible, and apparantly suckin all that water and air cures the hiccup. this has only worked one out of two times ive tried it though so further research is necessary.
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you can just ride out having the hiccups. it's only a few minutes
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kntfkr posted:you can just ride out having the hiccups. it's only a few minutes
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kntfkr posted:the best hiccup cure is to lay on your back and piss into your mouth gently caress yeah let’s see a WOMAN do that hahahahaaaaa. ![]()
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Jelly posted:My hiccups last for hours, dumbass mmmm....bowel cancer
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The only cure for hiccups is time. All other supposed cures only seem to work by coincidence.
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My hiccups are for a half second these days, they're over just as soon as they start for some reason and I think it's because my depression has been really bad. I wish I were joking.
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Devils Affricate posted:Fill a cup all the way to the top and drink from the opposite side, looks stupid as hell but it works In second grade I was somehow tasked with helping the special needs girl in class to get rid of her hiccups and tried to get her to do this and she would just turn the cup around and drink normally from that side. I have no idea why I had to do that.
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I can cure your farts If you never wanna fart again lmk
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your method doesnt work for me op. "cures" for the hiccups are usually individualized. i hyperventilate to get rid of mine
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i mean, whatever you gotta do to make your diaphragm stop convulsing is cool.
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Just let me dropkick you in the nuts. I swear to god it works every time
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Leper Go-getter posted:I can cure your farts Please share the wisdom.
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hiccup hoax
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William Henry Hairytaint PMed me to tell me if he farted in my mouth it would cure my hiccups and it hurt my heart to have to use the report button on this sick puppy but it had to be done
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spread the word, something awful user "Buce" swallows
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Smugworth posted:William Henry Hairytaint PMed me to tell me if he farted in my mouth it would cure my hiccups and it hurt my heart to have to use the report button on this sick puppy but it had to be done when the inevitable happens do you want to be ikari or do you want to be psychicattack?
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STABASS posted:spread the word, something awful user "Buce" swallows ![]()
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Smugworth posted:William Henry Hairytaint PMed me to tell me if he farted in my mouth it would cure my hiccups and it hurt my heart to have to use the report button on this sick puppy but it had to be done roger dodger
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Colonel Cancer posted:Hitting someone with a bible whilst yelling BEGONE DEMON works on all illnesses Do I have to hit my kid in the face with the bible, or does it matter?
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Pneub posted:Do I have to hit my kid in the face with the bible, or does it matter? If your face offends you, hit it with the good book. Any questions?
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I find that forcefully making GBS threads myself, just all over the place with no hesitation or pulling punches, cures them pretty well.
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put a thumb in your rear end
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The only thing scientifically proven to work is hard anal in the piledriver position, this isn’t me saying this it’s science. ![]()
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If someone has the hiccups, ask them, "When was the last time you saw a white horse?" Works every time.
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Nobody can cure hiccups cause they're genetic
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I've heard that looking at this image for 420 seconds will cure the hiccups![]() ![]()
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