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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Hold your breath and swallow 3 times. It works every single time.

In my whole life, it has never not worked.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hitting someone with a bible whilst yelling BEGONE DEMON works on all illnesses

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Just taking very deep breathes has always worked for me.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I get hiccups pretty regularly. They're not painful but they are annoying.

I will try this and report back.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Fill a cup all the way to the top and drink from the opposite side, looks stupid as hell but it works :shrug:

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Cool OP I'll try this next time because I don't get them often but when I do I get them crazy bad and nothing works and they last all day. gently caress I hate the hiccups.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i can also induce hiccups

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
I get hiccups from spicy food and it loving bites

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
I don't even need to swallow, I get rid of them 100% of the time by just holding my breath, doesn't work for a lot of ppl tho I guess

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I get hiccups pretty regularly. They're not painful but they are annoying.

I will try this and report back.

well, now I'm homeless and got bit by a dog

thanks a lot OP

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

well, now I'm homeless and got bit by a dog

thanks a lot OP

You should check back in to the mental health facility

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
When I get the hiccups I bend down to touch my toes and hold that position. I do that twice or three times and the hiccups are gone.

I found this out by accident one morning when I was sweeping the floor and bent down to lift up the rubbish with a dustpan and brush.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the best hiccup cure is to lay on your back and piss into your mouth

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i do the one where you put paper towels over a big cup of water. you try and drink as much water through the paper towels as possible, and apparantly suckin all that water and air cures the hiccup. this has only worked one out of two times ive tried it though so further research is necessary.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
you can just ride out having the hiccups. it's only a few minutes

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

kntfkr posted:

you can just ride out having the hiccups. it's only a few minutes
My hiccups last for hours, dumbass

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

kntfkr posted:

the best hiccup cure is to lay on your back and piss into your mouth

gently caress yeah let’s see a WOMAN do that hahahahaaaaa. :fella:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Jelly posted:

My hiccups last for hours, dumbass

mmmm....bowel cancer

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
The only cure for hiccups is time. All other supposed cures only seem to work by coincidence.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



My hiccups are for a half second these days, they're over just as soon as they start for some reason and I think it's because my depression has been really bad. I wish I were joking.

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

Devils Affricate posted:

Fill a cup all the way to the top and drink from the opposite side, looks stupid as hell but it works :shrug:

In second grade I was somehow tasked with helping the special needs girl in class to get rid of her hiccups and tried to get her to do this and she would just turn the cup around and drink normally from that side. I have no idea why I had to do that.

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
I can cure your farts
If you never wanna fart again lmk

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

your method doesnt work for me op. "cures" for the hiccups are usually individualized. i hyperventilate to get rid of mine

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i mean, whatever you gotta do to make your diaphragm stop convulsing is cool.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Just let me dropkick you in the nuts. I swear to god it works every time

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Leper Go-getter posted:

I can cure your farts
If you never wanna fart again lmk

Please share the wisdom.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hiccup hoax

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint PMed me to tell me if he farted in my mouth it would cure my hiccups and it hurt my heart to have to use the report button on this sick puppy but it had to be done

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
spread the word, something awful user "Buce" swallows

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Smugworth posted:

William Henry Hairytaint PMed me to tell me if he farted in my mouth it would cure my hiccups and it hurt my heart to have to use the report button on this sick puppy but it had to be done

when the inevitable happens do you want to be ikari or do you want to be psychicattack?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

STABASS posted:

spread the word, something awful user "Buce" swallows

:hmmyes:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Smugworth posted:

William Henry Hairytaint PMed me to tell me if he farted in my mouth it would cure my hiccups and it hurt my heart to have to use the report button on this sick puppy but it had to be done

roger dodger

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Colonel Cancer posted:

Hitting someone with a bible whilst yelling BEGONE DEMON works on all illnesses

Do I have to hit my kid in the face with the bible, or does it matter?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Pneub posted:

Do I have to hit my kid in the face with the bible, or does it matter?

If your face offends you, hit it with the good book. Any questions?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I find that forcefully making GBS threads myself, just all over the place with no hesitation or pulling punches, cures them pretty well.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

put a thumb in your rear end

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The only thing scientifically proven to work is hard anal in the piledriver position, this isn’t me saying this it’s science. :science:

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


If someone has the hiccups, ask them, "When was the last time you saw a white horse?" Works every time.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Nobody can cure hiccups cause they're genetic

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I've heard that looking at this image for 420 seconds will cure the hiccups

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/cqZ6qIz.png:nws:

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