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StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Saw it all the time in Baltimore too.

Yeah they covered that in the developing world.

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

StormDrain posted:

Yeah they covered that in the developing world.

:hmmyes:

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008




Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Wife needed some fresh air before doing holiday family stuff, saw this walking out of a sushi shop in hellscape Texas suburbia tonight

Sorry for the terrible photos I didn't realize they only made 20,000 of these and only for one year. It's a 1991 Nissan Figaro. FF convertible

No idea how it ended up in Texas or why it has Belgian (?) Euro plates





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Figaro

The interior looks like it rolled right out of 1950 I was really surprised to find out it was so new besides the weird 90s ricer wheels

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Hadlock posted:

Wife needed some fresh air before doing holiday family stuff, saw this walking out of a sushi shop in hellscape Texas suburbia tonight

Sorry for the terrible photos I didn't realize they only made 20,000 of these and only for one year. It's a 1991 Nissan Figaro. FF convertible

No idea how it ended up in Texas or why it has Belgian (?) Euro plates





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Figaro

The interior looks like it rolled right out of 1950 I was really surprised to find out it was so new besides the weird 90s ricer wheels

There's at least one other in the USA, owned by the 'Technology Connections' YouTuber:

Timestamped:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z5A-COlDPk&t=671s

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Hadlock posted:

Wife needed some fresh air before doing holiday family stuff, saw this walking out of a sushi shop in hellscape Texas suburbia tonight

Sorry for the terrible photos I didn't realize they only made 20,000 of these and only for one year. It's a 1991 Nissan Figaro. FF convertible

No idea how it ended up in Texas or why it has Belgian (?) Euro plates





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Figaro

The interior looks like it rolled right out of 1950 I was really surprised to find out it was so new besides the weird 90s ricer wheels

Are you in Austin? I've seen a blue figaro like this on Mopac several times. Whoever owns it seems to commute in it.

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer

St_Ides posted:

Extremely common in the developing world. Razor wire, barbed wire, or just straight up broken glass embedded in mortar on top of the outside walls of the property.

I was wondering about the recycled truck/Brazilian hardwood combo but being in Brazil would be a good explanation.

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



MetaJew posted:

Are you in Austin? I've seen a blue figaro like this on Mopac several times. Whoever owns it seems to commute in it.

Yeah I've seen that one in Austin several times as well. Talked to the guy once, cool guy.

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Yeah extreme north end of Austin suburbs, like Round Rock

I'm used to Dallas suburbs having 40-45mph speed limits, it crazy out here, most of the speed limits in the suburbs here are 55-60; just north of one of the Walmarts here it goes to 65 about half a mile away. Drop out of hyperspace and hang a right to go get paper towels and a jar of salsa, do a U turn and do a Kessel run to get home

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Darchangel posted:

That's pretty cool.
Those Greenlight cars (I think they're pretty much all Greenlight) not only look detailed and fantastic, but they roll amazingly well. I wonder what they're using to launch the cars? Just a practiced careful flick?


Yeah, that was my first thought as well. They're sending these things through pretty loose and deep dirt yet they carry a lot of inertia apparently. So like the approaches and jumps look uncannily realistic but then they just bonk into each other with no body panels crumbling, no suspension bouncing, no glass breaking. I thought maybe steep ramps to line up the trajectory?

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk
Figaro's are cool. Built on the Micra/March platform, so not exotic underneath, easy and cheap to run, active community for fixing what is hard to get (the bespoke head unit for example, you can get them upgraded with BT etc).

The same programme (the "Pike" cars, after the factory they were built in) produced the Pao, the Be1 and the S-Cargo.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




S-Cargo is still one of the best merging of name and general shape I've ever seen. (I'm saying it looks like a snail. but in a good way)

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jonny Nox posted:

S-Cargo is still one of the best merging of name and general shape I've ever seen. (I'm saying it looks like a snail. but in a good way)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLe6fmslDj4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE2dKZ492TA&t=612s

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


They should re-release all of those cars now.

I say this because I want a Be-1 and those were apparently the rarest of the lot and consequently impossible to find.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


https://i.imgur.com/1Jl1hKD.mp4

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

The body color and wheel color look so weird that this whole thing looks like bad CGI to me.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
That's because it is.

EDIT: On second watch, maybe it isn't. I'm blaming my phone for this.

Nidhg00670000 fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Nov 26, 2022

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Jonny Nox posted:

S-Cargo is still one of the best merging of name and general shape I've ever seen. (I'm saying it looks like a snail. but in a good way)

S-cargo (holds) my cargo, 160 swiftly wreck it buy a new one

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.
I have seen other photos of that Buick, in one it’s orange and transporting a custom mini truck.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


I'm actually quite impressed at the strength of the vehicle after that.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Can we draw attention to the Crown on the tiny wheels and balloon tyres? :allears:

https://twitter.com/MyronVernis/status/1597188725108506625?t=4IfgeiaBs20l6m83IKhwiA&s=19

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Hadlock posted:

Wife needed some fresh air before doing holiday family stuff, saw this walking out of a sushi shop in hellscape Texas suburbia tonight

Sorry for the terrible photos I didn't realize they only made 20,000 of these and only for one year. It's a 1991 Nissan Figaro. FF convertible

No idea how it ended up in Texas or why it has Belgian (?) Euro plates





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Figaro

The interior looks like it rolled right out of 1950 I was really surprised to find out it was so new besides the weird 90s ricer wheels

There was one of those in my neighborhood in between Dallas and Fort Worth a few years ago, but I believe this one was "Spring" (pastel green). Owner had several JP RHD imports over several months, but appears to have moved house since.


Best version of something like that I've seen used a '66 Toronado. 400ci V8 and luxurious interior.

https://www.throttlextreme.com/build-car-hauler-toronado/

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Can we draw attention to the Crown on the tiny wheels and balloon tyres? :allears:

https://twitter.com/MyronVernis/status/1597188725108506625?t=4IfgeiaBs20l6m83IKhwiA&s=19

and NOT the Civic??!!

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Jonny Nox posted:

S-Cargo is still one of the best merging of name and general shape I've ever seen. (I'm saying it looks like a snail. but in a good way)

For those who didn't watch the video linked after this quoted post, the S-cargo is styled/style inspired by the 2CV based "Citroen Fourgonnette" work van being known as "the tin snail"



Apparently Citroen sold 50k units worth of tin snails a year, basically until they were discontinued

Also, in light of roll over videos, please enjoy this Citroen Traction Avant rolling off a cliff and being driven away marketing Short. That's it I'm inspired, I'm gonna take mine for a spin down to the pub right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jXcDF_JIbM

edit: 50k units not 100, from 1960-1982

Hadlock fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Nov 28, 2022

ili
Jul 26, 2003



Can anyone translate what old mate was saying?

televiper
Feb 12, 2007

ili posted:

Can anyone translate what old mate was saying?

Best I got:

"What this here? this a drat lamboro-genie panel wagon! Saphire blue! Lambor-genie what're you <thought change>..man like a BE the thing·um·may... You can fit two or three B** in there and throw a deer in the back. God! ("gotdamn" got cut off)"

ili
Jul 26, 2003


televiper posted:

Best I got:

"What this here? this a drat lamboro-genie panel wagon! Saphire blue! Lambor-genie what're you <thought change>..man like a BE the thing·um·may... You can fit two or three B** in there and throw a deer in the back. God! ("gotdamn" got cut off)"

Cheers mate that's more than I could make out.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

ili posted:

Can anyone translate what old mate was saying?

televiper
Feb 12, 2007
audio source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOtD8ZnqH2E

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


televiper posted:

Best I got:

"What this here? this a drat lamboro-genie panel wagon! Saphire blue! Lambor-genie what're you <thought change>..man like a BE the thing·um·may... Boy you could... man look how big this thing is man You can fit two or three B** in there and throw a deer in the back. God dog! ("gotdamn" got cut off)"

HenryJLittlefinger fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Nov 29, 2022

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Mart is an old English dude who mostly putters with old Ford flat-head V8s in his garage. In this episode, he goes to a car show at the British Motor Museum in Gaydon.

Lots of interesting cars, but the star of the show is the Jaguar XJ13.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YqG_kmHtZ4

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I've been lucky enough to see the XJ13 up close, it's an utterly stunning car.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

televiper posted:

Best I got:

"What this here? this a drat lamboro-genie panel wagon! Saphire blue! Lambor-genie...

The Lambor-genie only grants wishes for Lamborghinis, however he requires a full description of the Lamborghini you want and if you get any detail or specification wrong you get a kit car version instead.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/BoziTatarevic/status/1598081220575100928

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



That sounds OFFENSIVELY great. ENGINE TIME GO!!!!!!!

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Hadlock posted:

Wife needed some fresh air before doing holiday family stuff, saw this walking out of a sushi shop in hellscape Texas suburbia tonight

Sorry for the terrible photos I didn't realize they only made 20,000 of these and only for one year. It's a 1991 Nissan Figaro. FF convertible

No idea how it ended up in Texas or why it has Belgian (?) Euro plates





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Figaro

The interior looks like it rolled right out of 1950 I was really surprised to find out it was so new besides the weird 90s ricer wheels

These were fairly common to spot in the UK. Not so much now, but it wasnt that long ago that they were

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I see the odd one in Canada too. Not super common by any means, but I think there are 2-3 in my city of 110K. Although I am curious about the plates in the OP if he lives in Austin.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Humphreys posted:

That sounds OFFENSIVELY great. ENGINE TIME GO!!!!!!!

Yeah that's some Batman type poo poo right there. Awesome.

big dong wanter
Jan 28, 2010

The future for this country is roads, freeways and highways

To the dangerzone

Darchangel posted:

and NOT the Civic??!!

That's actually an AMP Satsuma, beloved first cars of 90s Finnish dirtbags

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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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slidebite posted:

I see the odd one in Canada too. Not super common by any means, but I think there are 2-3 in my city of 110K. Although I am curious about the plates in the OP if he lives in Austin.

I saw one fairly often in my travels around the SF Bay Area last fall, it was the same blue. I always thought it was such a cool lil car.

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