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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Just bought this will review if thread is still active after Christmas

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Nooner posted:

Just bought this will review if thread is still active after Christmas

Have you used an authentic pepper cannon so you have a comparison benchmark?

Do you have the equipment necessary to analyze the $10 pepper cannon to see if it’s manufactured from radioactive lead?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!


I don't know why you chose that picture when this one was in the description

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I love pepper but for $200 bucks that poo poo should grind itself and also suck my ddick

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Sentient Data posted:



I don't know why you chose that picture when this one was in the description

drat that things huge

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Away all Goats posted:

I love pepper but for $200 bucks that poo poo should grind itself and also suck my ddick

It won’t suck your dick but it will go up your rear end

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

bird with big dick posted:

It won’t suck your dick but it will go up your rear end

Rocked to my core to learn the pepper cannon is a selfish lover.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Smugworth posted:

This pepper will...
Be your last...


Sir that is very clearly coffee

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Corn Glizzy posted:

Sir that is very clearly coffee

I'mma take the pepper bat and bust yo head til the white meat shows

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

My mother got my stepfather the knock off pepper canon (Ali Express or Amazon, same thing as pictured above in the thread). It was jut a regular pepper mill like you would find at target or bed bath and beyond made to look like the crazy metal pepper canon. It worked like any other normal pepper mill, if you are into that kind of thing.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Stolen pepper valor

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Ultimate Mango posted:

My mother got my stepfather the knock off pepper canon (Ali Express or Amazon, same thing as pictured above in the thread). It was jut a regular pepper mill like you would find at target or bed bath and beyond made to look like the crazy metal pepper canon. It worked like any other normal pepper mill, if you are into that kind of thing.

imma be pissed af if that one numberoneposter posted is fake imma go find him and grind pepper in his eyes in minecraft

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I only buy MAN products from MANKITCHEN.COM. If I use regular kitchen stuff what if someone thinks I'm less of a MAN? That would completely and utterly shatter me and I would never recover.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Murdstone posted:

I thought this thread would be about a porn star but I couldn't decide if they would be male of female.

You're thinking of Pepper Canyons

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

My wife always bitches that it’s impossible to buy me gifts because if I want something I just immediately go out and buy it but I’ve said a million times that I want a pepper cannon let’s see if she gets me one for Christmas

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Smugworth posted:

I'mma take the pepper bat and bust yo head til the white meat shows



You just released the pepper bat genie and now humanity will never recover from this brinksmanship.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

My Facebook Marketplace algorithm is all jammed up with vintage pepper mills now.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Also my pornhub feed.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
No, you're searching for pooper cannon.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

We all are.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Nooner posted:

Just bought this will review if thread is still active after Christmas

it is not a real fake pepper cannon it doesnt grind itself upon closer inspection the page does say "Pepper Cannon Manual Grinder" i just didnt read it.

doesnt matter tho gently caress YOU #2poster rear end bitch for getting me hopes up ):<

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Nooner posted:

it is not a real fake pepper cannon it doesnt grind itself upon closer inspection the page does say "Pepper Cannon Manual Grinder" i just didnt read it.

doesnt matter tho gently caress YOU #2poster rear end bitch for getting me hopes up ):<

isnt the real pepper cannon also a manual grinder

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I think so

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I got your pepper cannon right here

*Motions to pepper cannon held in hand at crotch level*

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Smugworth posted:

I got your pepper cannon right here

*Motions to pepper cannon held in hand at crotch level*

Wow thanks do you need my address?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

What about a pepper cannon that you charge with tannerite capsules and each click of the twisting mechanism detonates one pellet which pulverizes and dispenses say 10 whole peppercorns

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


That would be sick as hell

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

AARD VARKMAN posted:

isnt the real pepper cannon also a manual grinder

oh lol idk i might be wrong as hell then i thoguht it was like electric, anyway i just went to walmart.com and bought some electric grinder for $15 that uses like gravity(?) or something to grind peppers cause my wife wanted a fancy electric one imma give her the lovely knock off pepper cannon also still but I will wrap it up and write on the tag that it was from our turtlesand then make fun of our turtles for being such idiot gently caress ups that they cant even buy a good present for her so she didnt know that I am actually the idiot

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

How much pepper does the knock off put out can you compare it to a regular grinder like twist each 5 times and take a picture and show us the pepper output

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


What about a tiny pepper cannon that launches whole peppercorns across the house

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

bird with big dick posted:

How much pepper does the knock off put out can you compare it to a regular grinder like twist each 5 times and take a picture and show us the pepper output

Huh didn't try it out but I will after Christmas and post results :science:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Smugworth posted:

What about a tiny pepper cannon that launches whole peppercorns across the house

What if you just put the pepper corns in the top and then they came out the bottom like the salsa in the margaritaville machine from that southpark episode remember that southpark episode? XD

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Nooner posted:

Huh didn't try it out but I will after Christmas and post results :science:

What the gently caress nooner

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Smugworth posted:

What about a tiny pepper cannon that launches whole peppercorns across the house

Like one of the salt guns for killing flies except peppercorns and it’s for killing, I dunno, rats and small pets

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Ye Olde Pepper Blunderbuss

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Smugworth posted:

What about a tiny pepper cannon that launches whole peppercorns across the house

you can do this with your peehole. no need for mechanical assistance.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Lmao if your urethra is so small that a peppercorn will plug it I can fit an unshelled hazelnut up there

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Got a bunch of Hank Hills up in this thread.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58ZyU2YL0-A

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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Cannon acquired. Sadly no pepper.

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