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deoju posted:https://twitter.com/nickveniamin/status/1596284403981885440 holy poo poo I love this tweet. It's like "greatest hits of internet brain worms", condensed.
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deoju posted:We should remake the techno babble emote with Musk instead of Geordi. the text for musk's should "my tiny peepee, my hairplugs"
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Nov 26, 2022 23:39
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It must be wild to be such a successful con artist to a certain group of troglydites that you can just mention a potential new lovely product in passing, and they will crowdfund its development for you.
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Nov 26, 2022 23:41
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busalover posted:holy poo poo I love this tweet. It's like "greatest hits of internet brain worms", condensed. You can only find this quality content on one place on the internet: Elon Musk's Twitter1488.com! 
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PhazonLink posted:the text for musk's should "my tiny peepee, my hairplugs" Throw in 'love me' from  too.
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Nov 26, 2022 23:43
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New Beryl glass fronted phones, replacing the sapphire
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Has Elon done absolutely anything to benefit South Africa since becoming rich? Like philanthropy or even just opening a factory or an office there that might not exist otherwise?
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Nov 26, 2022 23:49
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TSA: Despite the recent tragedies, the iMusk phone will still be allowed on airplanes, but the bitcoin mining feature must be turned off for the duration of the flight. If you are unable to disable your mining feature, please place your phone in the complimentary fireproof box.
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deoju posted:Throw in 'love me' from wtf the mitt emote says love me, not lou me? I think i have a mandela effect.
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Muskito: the phone’s going to mine bitcoin on the 6D super water tech that will be impervious to bugs, missiles, and wokeness Elon: working on it
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Nov 27, 2022 00:05
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Nov 27, 2022 00:14
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Nov 27, 2022 00:16
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hilarious this dude is like all the other chuds. never wrong, always double down. have fun trying to do any banking without the feds involved, one way trip to jail
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Nov 27, 2022 00:21
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is it even theoretically possible for a phone to connect to starlink, doesn't it require a big dish and direct line of sight to the sky
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repiv posted:is it even theoretically possible for a phone to connect to starlink, doesn't it require a big dish and direct line of sight to the sky uhhh are you saying the guy who created twitter couldn't connect a phone to the stars? he sends rockets into space surely he could send a signal???
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Automatic Slim posted:Chuck Grassley is 89 and just won reelection. "Getting old" in the Senate means at "death's door". grassley is going to defeat every health complication that comes at him only to fall off his riding lawnmower
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Nov 27, 2022 00:28
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thin blue whine posted:uhhh are you saying the guy who created twitter couldn't connect a phone to the stars? he sends rockets into space surely he could send a signal??? My car can connect to satellites of course my phone can Wait it has to transmit, too????
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TulliusCicero posted:It must be wild to be such a successful con artist to a certain group of troglydites that you can just mention a potential new lovely product in passing, and they will crowdfund its development for you. Remember when one of his fanboys started a crowdfund to buy Musk a couch? https://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/juliareinstein/elon-musk-couch
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repiv posted:is it even theoretically possible for a phone to connect to starlink, doesn't it require a big dish and direct line of sight to the sky Yes, and it is planned to happen next year. https://techcrunch.com/2022/08/25/t-mobile-phones-will-connect-to-starlink-for-free-starting-next-year/ Assuming Musk doesn't disappear so far up his own rear end that it causes a singularity which takes everything he has ever been involved with to get sucked away into a black hole of cringe.
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Philthy posted:hilarious this dude is like all the other chuds. never wrong, always double down.
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https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1596619683280494593 Pls mr king pls love me King’s full comments earlier today: https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1596544593247760386 Hardcastlemccormik fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Nov 27, 2022 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Yes, and it is planned to happen next year. that's adding a conventional cell tower to the starlink satellites though, any phone could connect to that, so it wouldn't be a unique selling point for the teslaphone they also admit that putting a cell tower in the sky would probably limit them to simple text messages with a ~30 minute delay on sending and receiving i assume the phone elon stans are imagining would connect to starlink proper, to get actually usable internet, which probably isn't possible in a phone repiv fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Nov 27, 2022 |
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repiv posted:is it even theoretically possible for a phone to connect to starlink, doesn't it require a big dish and direct line of sight to the sky What can a high gain phone antenna cost? $8?
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Please Musk-sempai build me a Tesla quantum phone~~
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The Elon Phone is real folks and it's going to usher in Web 4.20!
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Has Elon done absolutely anything to benefit South Africa since becoming rich? Like philanthropy or even just opening a factory or an office there that might not exist otherwise? He left OP, that's a pretty big improvement to any given area.
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MrQwerty posted:Can't wait until he puts up a paid preorder for a phone his sycophants invented out of whole-cloth over the past 24 hours like the cybertruck Honestly kind of surprised some of the Twitter scam bots haven’t already pivoted to letting you preorder the Muskphone with cryptocurrency
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Why is Stephen King trying to now appease Musk? "THIS PLACE SUCKS rear end, but Elon is such a visionary and amazing!"koshmar posted:a lotta yall still dont get it
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PITY BONER posted:Why is Stephen King trying to now appease Musk? "THIS PLACE SUCKS rear end, but Elon is such a visionary and amazing!" elon turned off his car
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PITY BONER posted:Why is Stephen King trying to now appease Musk? "THIS PLACE SUCKS rear end, but Elon is such a visionary and amazing!" To confuse the rodeo clown Elon dickriders by damning with faint praise, I would get guess.
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PITY BONER posted:Why is Stephen King trying to now appease Musk? "THIS PLACE SUCKS rear end, but Elon is such a visionary and amazing!"
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Rigel posted:I'm sure 88 million was just a random choice, could have been any number, doesn't mean anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4BbxV3iJg8
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Has Elon done absolutely anything to benefit South Africa since becoming rich? Like philanthropy or even just opening a factory or an office there that might not exist otherwise? He left South Africa because his dad is probably an even more terrible human being than Elon is unless there is stuff we don't know about Elon. IShallRiseAgain fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Nov 27, 2022 |
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King Carnivore posted:Right or wrong, I think King just likes the car. You'd think a Tesla would be the last thing King would get near after Maximum Overdrive.
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IShallRiseAgain posted:He left South Africa because his dad is probably an even more terrible human being than Elon is unless there is stuff we don't know about Elon. All I know about his father is that he had a kid with his step-daughter.
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