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bike tory posted:I hate to inform you all that cars might actually be cool and good now I haven't seen a donk in ages
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silicone thrills posted:Like how the gently caress could you pull an assault charge for spitting on a car unless people see the car as an extension of themselves. Car rights > pedestrian rights. Pedestrians are the lowest of the low. Untermensch. Weirdly enough in Texas, gun rights > car rights, so there are a few recent cases of cars trying to murder pedestrians and cyclists, and the pedestrian lights up the car. In every case I read, the driver was arrested. I think the shooter called the cops first or something. Very normal that I should carry a gun to go for a stroll.
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https://twitter.com/Minty_2022/status/1596082017556316160
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Mister Speaker posted:Finally he handed me back my ID and said "OK, you got lucky, but listen: There are people in this city who would beat your rear end for doing that." And I thought drat, true, a life lesson from a pig. And then he leaned in a little bit closer across his passenger seat and said "Matter of fact, if you did that to my car, I'd put six loving rounds into you." Did he have an old service revolver in his glovebox or do TPS really have the trigger discipline to squeeze off exactly six rounds?
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Nov 25, 2022 21:24
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Incredible improvement. Now the cars are trying to kill adults as often as children
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Nov 25, 2022 21:31
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Something to tell your kids about before they transition and never speak to you again.
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silicone thrills posted:People who see cars as like an extension of themselves blow me away. A friend of mine who I used to think was pretty cool - I told her about the time as a pedestrian someone turned right into my leg and hit me and I slammed my fist down on their hood to get them to stop - and she was like "wow I would have been pissed and slammed on the gas for that" and I was like "welp guess we arent friends any more what the gently caress" But of course ramming into you is not the same and how dare you threaten to kill me when I threaten to kill 5 different people everyday on the way to get coffee
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https://komonews.com/news/local/child-shot-interstate-5-tacoma-washington-shooting-investigation-state-patrol-road-rage-gun-violence-crime Car brain strikes again. Jesus christ.
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Nov 26, 2022 07:30
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silicone thrills posted:Look its cheaper to make this plastic bag that someone might use 2 times ever than this cotton bag that you can use basically forever. checkmate. I am doing the same. I even got the bags for free. In Finland you have to pay for plastic bags. Instead of spending hundreds for plastic bags, I’ve spent no money at all!
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Greg12 posted:go to jury duty always the last time i did jury duty it was an incest case 
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:Car rights > pedestrian rights. Pedestrians are the lowest of the low. Untermensch. Weirdly enough in Texas, gun rights > car rights, so there are a few recent cases of cars trying to murder pedestrians and cyclists, and the pedestrian lights up the car. In every case I read, the driver was arrested. I think the shooter called the cops first or something. Very normal that I should carry a gun to go for a stroll. Sadly in Toronto the only thing that has more rights than a car is the statue of Ted Rogers.
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Greg12 posted:go to jury duty always You have to make it through jury selection first though, which is designed to weed out people who want to do this. For example, every time I've been in the selection they've straight asked me how I feel about police. One time they asked me if I thought it would be funny if someone threw a plate of spaghetti through a window (the defendant had thrown a plate of spaghetti through a window).
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Lol. Do you think someone getting HIT in the FACE with a pie is HUMOROUS
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All of us were like, nope, not funny at all, even though it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. That was the one case I really wanted to sit through but they struck me of course.
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Fitzy Fitz posted:You have to make it through jury selection first though, which is designed to weed out people who want to do this. For example, every time I've been in the selection they've straight asked me how I feel about police. One time they asked me if I thought it would be funny if someone threw a plate of spaghetti through a window (the defendant had thrown a plate of spaghetti through a window).
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mystes posted:Massachusetts doesn't have voir dire at least yes they do
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It's that time of the year, the rufford ford has flooded again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSRCepCjv9g (the "long" route, avoiding this water crossing, would have added 3-5 mins to their journey)
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Milo and POTUS posted:I haven't seen a donk in ages put a banging donk on it
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an actual frog posted:It's that time of the year, the rufford ford has flooded again Every time a car drives through and stalls "You can't park that there, mate"
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Fitzy Fitz posted:You have to make it through jury selection first though, which is designed to weed out people who want to do this. For example, every time I've been in the selection they've straight asked me how I feel about police. One time they asked me if I thought it would be funny if someone threw a plate of spaghetti through a window (the defendant had thrown a plate of spaghetti through a window). Thankfully there is a marvelous invention called "lying."
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Thankfully there is a marvelous invention called "lying." You can't, it's under oath! They may even have a bible!
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This man's hate for cars. I respect it https://komonews.com/news/local/man...uspect-arrested quote:LYNNWOOD, Wash. — Authorities have arrested a man after he barricaded himself in an auto shop and set part of the building on fire. Or it was meth. But I choose to believe it was a pure latent hatred for all things cars.
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an actual frog posted:It's that time of the year, the rufford ford has flooded again this has to be some kind of local ritual of car sacrifice?
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AnimeIsTrash posted:cars kick rear end i think you'll find that it's actually feet, which kick rear end and are also an excellent mode of transportation
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AnimeIsTrash posted:cars kick rear end i wish to destroy them
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an actual frog posted:It's that time of the year, the rufford ford has flooded again
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They need a lot more current in the river. Just wash the cars away. Or electrical current could work I guess.
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EVs get hosed up pretty good if water gets in them, especially if it's salt water.
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just saw two crashes within a minute of each other in opposite directions on the same section of highway. good work out there, folks
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BonHair posted:Or electrical current could work I guess.
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duomo posted:yes they do
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Big day for wrong way driving too I assume there was no collision, that driver is just refusing to turn around on principle?
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PerniciousKnid posted:I assume there was no collision, that driver is just refusing to turn around on principle? Don’t know the specifics but it looks like her airbag deployed
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going to put pfc, cup runneth over, and lobster shirt in my car and drive around town
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