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When my kid was a young babby my ex asked me once if I wanted milk in my tea for breakfast one morning, and when I said yes thank you please, she drive-by breastmilked my tea, and spent the next 15 minutes just crying with laughter on the floor. It didn't taste all that good
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 12:47 |
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AITA for telling my sister to stop leaving her room when she's wearing her nightgown?quote:My 26, female, sister moved in with me 29, female, and my husband 32, male, days ago after her divorce was finalized then lost her job and was no longer being able to pay rent for her apartment.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 12:48 |
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therobit posted:I have accidentally tasted breast milk and it is not good. What a jerk, taking food out of the mouth of a child. don't listen to this man. human milk is great. just don't steal it like a coward.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 13:38 |
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Pomme de Terror posted:AITA for telling my sister to stop leaving her room when she's wearing her nightgown? Lazy_Liberal posted:don't listen to this man. human milk is great. just don't steal it like a coward.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 15:16 |
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teen witch posted:AITA for scolding my husband who was using my breast milk in his tea? Cow milk's not for humans though.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 15:20 |
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therobit posted:Which is why we probably need some minimum standards. Economy plus is still worse than flying coach 30 years ago. American asses have grown by 4 inches while seats have narrowed by about the same amount. And Econmoy plus or premium economy doesn’t always get a wider seat. Sometimes it’s just an extra couple inches of leg room. And the alternative is usually first class for thousands of dollars more. Economy seats haven't actually gotten narrower for the most part. The narrowest widely-used seats are in the 737, which has had the same width seats for over 50 years. What has happened is 1) bigger people, and 2) scheduling optimization leading to planes that are always full. Nobody minds a 17" wide seat when the middle seats are all empty and business class upgrades are widespread.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 16:06 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:The list of haram food also includes stuff like bees and a bunch of poisonous things. It's probably just to make extra sure that even the stupidest rear end on the planet won't kill themselves with food, but my imagination has replaced this with a guy stuffing bees in his mouth while yelling "There's no law that says I can't eat bees! You can't make me!". How else do you solve your problems if not eating bees? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyZl8bIJo9w
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 16:15 |
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teen witch posted:AITA for scolding my husband who was using my breast milk in his tea? Give him a break, he ran out of placenta for sandwiches weeks ago
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 16:50 |
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AITA for asking my girlfriend to start making me breakfast every morning?quote:I (27m) have been living with my girlfriend (29f) for several months now. For the most part things are really good and I plan to propose soon and hopefully have at least a couple of kids with her. I am reminded of the post or part of it posted where the dude angrily asked his girlfriend if her orgasm was as important as his. AITA For Not Agreeing To Give My Entire Inheritance My Uncle Left Me To My Cousins Who Was Their Father? quote:Throwaway Account
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 16:51 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA For Not Agreeing To Give My Entire Inheritance My Uncle Left Me To My Cousins Who Was Their Father? lmao imagine getting offered half of the inheritance like that and saying "NO IT'S ALL OR NOTHING" to a person who's not obligated to give you anything
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 16:58 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for asking my girlfriend to start making me breakfast every morning? C'moooonnn just do it, I won't even notice the extra work
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 16:59 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 17:03 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for asking my girlfriend to start making me breakfast every morning? Hope "Bob" didn't actually sleep with his daughter "Amelia" however willing she was...
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 17:05 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for asking my girlfriend to start making me breakfast every morning? There's absolutely an approach of "crack two more eggs into a scramble for me" or "just add a couple more bacon slices into the pan" where it doesn't really add any effort or time to the girlfriends morning. But the dude is asking for a full replica of the full breakfast and is offering literally nothing in return. Like, even if he will never be up early enough for breakfast, he can just double the effort on cooking dinner. A garbage man.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 17:27 |
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Man I loving hate people like that guy "oh I'm just not a morning person!" No one is a morning person, you're just a lazy piece of poo poo!
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 17:41 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for asking my girlfriend to start making me breakfast every morning? Nobody actually still reads the wills out, these days, correct? It's a fun story but this seems off to me.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 18:03 |
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value-brand cereal posted:Nobody actually still reads the wills out, these days, correct? It's a fun story but this seems off to me. I don't believe it's standard but someone dramatic enough could insist upon it I guess.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 18:04 |
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Biplane posted:Man I loving hate people like that guy "oh I'm just not a morning person!" No one is a morning person, you're just a lazy piece of poo poo! Right, just go to bed a bit earlier. You don't have to pay League of Legends until 2am. (There is zero context to suggest that is the case, but would we be surprised?)
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 18:08 |
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Biplane posted:Man I loving hate people like that guy "oh I'm just not a morning person!" No one is a morning person, you're just a lazy piece of poo poo! he's absolutely goddamn insane like I'm not even disagreeing with you, but those monsters are out there
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 18:16 |
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value-brand cereal posted:Nobody actually still reads the wills out, these days, correct? It's a fun story but this seems off to me. I have no idea how people with half a million wealth do their things.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 18:19 |
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Lol, I checked the comments on breakfast guy and it turns out "we take turns making dinner" actually means "we have an agreement where whoever gets home first makes dinner, also I usually get home later than her". Sounds like even more of a winner than I thought!
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 18:20 |
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Biplane posted:When my kid was a young babby my ex asked me once if I wanted milk in my tea for breakfast one morning, and when I said yes thank you please, she drive-by breastmilked my tea, and spent the next 15 minutes just crying with laughter on the floor. It didn't taste all that good That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. Peg Sliderskew posted:Hope "Bob" didn't actually sleep with his daughter "Amelia" however willing she was... What the gently caress
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 18:22 |
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value-brand cereal posted:Nobody actually still reads the wills out, these days, correct? It's a fun story but this seems off to me. No, that's exactly how you know any of these stories that include it are fake. It's someone who doesn't know anything about the process using a trope they've read before.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 18:23 |
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Fil5000 posted:I don't believe it's standard but someone dramatic enough could insist upon it I guess. Dude who never got over his ex sounds the kind for that kinda drama. Like that king from A Song of Ice and Fire who had like 35 bastards and legitimized all of them on his deathbed. AITA for kicking MIL out of thanksgiving because everyone wanted me to? quote:MIL is kind of the black sheep of the family for a couple of reasons, she wants nothing to do with the religion they were raised in, she's very difficult, her husband's obnoxious, and her siblings are tired of getting compared to her (that one is their fault, their dad just wants them to get jobs) Her siblings are kind of mean to her at times, but I find MIL extremely unlikable.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 18:25 |
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I use 'I'm not a morning person' to mean 'I can't really function until my meds kick in, give me an hour'. But then I'm not simultaneously demanding somebody make me a full breakfast, so.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 18:26 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for kicking MIL out of thanksgiving because everyone wanted me to?
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 18:28 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for kicking MIL out of thanksgiving because everyone wanted me to? This family is a cringe comedy
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 18:49 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:my dad wakes up at five AM every day and loving loves getting an early start Hey I'm one of these. I set my alarm for 5 but usually wake up before it goes off. I have a poo poo ton of energy and focus in the morning, and will put off household chores and exercising till the morning 'cause that's when I still have motivation to get poo poo done. The trade-off is being a lethargic, unmotivated, lazy-rear end and most-likely drunken couch potato starting around 6-7 pm. I have no idea how this happened.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 19:37 |
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artsy fartsy posted:The trade-off is being a lethargic, unmotivated, lazy-rear end and most-likely drunken couch potato starting around 6-7 pm. I have no idea how this happened. Some of us can achieve this without putting in the effort to get up early and do stuff
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 19:53 |
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kdrudy posted:Right, just go to bed a bit earlier. You don't have to pay League of Legends until 2am. “Just go to bed a bit earlier” doesn’t really do much for people with later circadian rhythms, it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed when my brain/body simply refuses to fall asleep before midnight
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 20:05 |
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Biplane posted:When my kid was a young babby my ex asked me once if I wanted milk in my tea for breakfast one morning, and when I said yes thank you please, she drive-by breastmilked my tea, and spent the next 15 minutes just crying with laughter on the floor. It didn't taste all that good I'm not even a week post-partum, and my sutures were at risk because of how hard I laughed at this. We're going formula so I could get back on my medications ASAP, but this is 100% something I would do to my husband if he didn't take his coffee black.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 20:21 |
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The Maroon Hawk posted:“Just go to bed a bit earlier” doesn’t really do much for people with later circadian rhythms, it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed when my brain/body simply refuses to fall asleep before midnight Yup. I sleep from 3am to 11am and if I go to bed earlier I lie awake till 3am.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 20:25 |
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HopperUK posted:Yup. I sleep from 3am to 11am and if I go to bed earlier I lie awake till 3am. That was me for decades and then my work schedule shifted to 'be in at 7am' and suddenly falling asleep at 11 is easy as hell.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 20:33 |
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AITA for leaving Thanksgiving dinner after my SIL got snarky with me and some people started defending her?quote:I'm (27F) not close to my SIL (26F). We're not at each other's throats or anything, but she just seems to be slacking off sometimes. I've tried to help her out a bit and talk to her, but she never wanted to hear it. SIL recently got a new entry level job that she'll be relocating for.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 20:37 |
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atomicdream posted:I'm not even a week post-partum, and my sutures were at risk because of how hard I laughed at this. We're going formula so I could get back on my medications ASAP, but this is 100% something I would do to my husband if he didn't take his coffee black. On the breast milk front, I tasted my own because how could you not? (No, I'm not a contortionist.) Waterier and sweeter than cow milk.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 20:43 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for kicking MIL out of thanksgiving because everyone wanted me to? I mean, you ran to Reddit to crowdsource an opinion on you crowdsourcing the decision to kick out your mother-in-law so I think it's clear that you are a coward. Being a poo poo host just follows naturally.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 20:45 |
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artsy fartsy posted:Hey I'm one of these. I set my alarm for 5 but usually wake up before it goes off. I have a poo poo ton of energy and focus in the morning, and will put off household chores and exercising till the morning 'cause that's when I still have motivation to get poo poo done. how about you make me a full breakfast every day then ? in return ill fluff your pillows for you at 7 PM
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 20:45 |
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For me it's also 3am, and has been since I was a kid. Going to bed earlier just means even more staring at the wall.
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# ? Nov 27, 2022 20:47 |
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Piell posted:AITA for leaving Thanksgiving dinner after my SIL got snarky with me and some people started defending her? Can we take bets on whether or not the comments reveal the “entry level job” is actually at some place like Google or Apple, and that the OP is a stay-at-home spouse who has dedicated pet bedrooms?
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Piell posted:AITA for leaving Thanksgiving dinner after my SIL got snarky with me and some people started defending her? Well if mom's on your side, that means everyone related to the actual person and event is wrong. You can remind them of that if it ever seems like you're becoming the in-law that nobody likes having around for some reason. e: Blue Moonlight posted:Can we take bets on whether or not the comments reveal the “entry level job” is actually at some place like Google or Apple, and that the OP is a stay-at-home spouse who has dedicated pet bedrooms? It's Department of Homeland Security
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