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The Saddest Rhino posted:Which is fake? The parrot tweet is real https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1596979678962601984 The thing that gets me is that "Stephen King's Twitter Account Run By a Parrot" is actually a decent joke but they ruin it because they just can't contain their vitriol so they have make it a Mentally Ill, drugged out parrot. With Tourette's!
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Captain Hygiene posted:Get back to work, Elon It's a good point though. Twitter has always been garbage and now its sole purpose is to provide Elon with narcissistic supply. Just stop looking at it and do something else, you won't regret it.
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Nov 28, 2022 06:11
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Boy it sure is a shame that Samsung solved their “phones exploding into flames” issues years ago. Those would have been the perfect Tesla phones.
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Nov 28, 2022 06:19
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I assume you can't install hookup apps on his new phone https://twitter.com/ShannenJPEG/status/1596286232287330305 Lol imagine not being a holistic hedonist
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Nov 28, 2022 06:25
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"🤣🤣🤣 if you care about pleasing your limbic system" - a man who's concerned that in the far future an AI will perfectly simulate him in order to exact revenge on him for not inventing it.
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Nov 28, 2022 06:35
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Automata 10 Pack posted:And yet, you’re still there. I'm so owned oh no  There is, he's just an idiot. https://status.twitterstat.us/ https://api.twitterstat.us/ Edwardly fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Nov 28, 2022 |
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koshmar posted:The right is getting better at comedy... please sir thank you for unbanning us sir
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Nov 28, 2022 06:47
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as a mentally ill glue sniffing parrot, I resent this joke. my mental illness is no laughing matter and my glue sniffing habit is purely social.
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Nov 28, 2022 07:03
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As someone who actually has Tourettes I just wish the joke was coprolalia rather than Tourettes being short hand for "swears lol"
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Nov 28, 2022 07:05
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another reason south park is poo poo and its creators really should be milkshaked duck/canceled, their Tourettes episode.
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Nov 28, 2022 07:20
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koshmar posted:Just the dumbest man alive hahaha elon doesn't gently caress he just pays women to get in vitro'd
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PhazonLink posted:another reason south park is poo poo and its creators really should be milkshaked duck/canceled, their Tourettes episode. I mean, they fairly accurately portrayed actual Tourettes in that episode. Like on a bad day I would fit right in with the episode But it feels like someone cake and eat it too with Cartman coming out on top
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Nov 28, 2022 07:54
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thin blue whine posted:hahaha elon doesn't gently caress he just pays women to get in vitro'd Once you have reached the peak of human perfection you no longer crave sexual intimacy. All you need to be fulfilled is a dry handy on an airplane, achieved through bartering livestock.
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Nov 28, 2022 07:55
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Jestery posted:But it feels like someone cake and eat it too with Cartman coming out on top Not to defend it too hard, but that's kind of the point of Cartman. He does lovely things and never really suffers consequences.
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Nov 28, 2022 08:01
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Jestery posted:I mean, they fairly accurately portrayed actual Tourettes in that episode. Like on a bad day I would fit right in with the episode Didn't that episode get endorsed by some Tourettes association?
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Nov 28, 2022 08:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TttI60-mjQ gently caress south park. elon musk does not gently caress though. alright, who among the mod staff got pissed at south park chat? god please help me fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Nov 28, 2022 |
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Nov 28, 2022 08:10
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Proteus Jones posted:Not to defend it too hard, but that's kind of the point of Cartman. He does lovely things and never really suffers consequences. Oh for sure I guess what I'm getting at is that the quantity of Cartman has a quality Like if Southpark had gone for like 4 seasons and been a funny artifact of the late 90s it would be easy to look at it and appreciate the joke of Cartman But given now that the show has been going for nearly 30 years now the joke has taken on new cultural cache where the Cartman identity has been formative for some discourse and the relationship between the fans and creators has been enabled to become reciprocal
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Nov 28, 2022 08:17
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yeah cartman has always just appealed to a certain type of person who misses the joke that cartman is terrible, who gleefully quotes him, thinking that simply being an rear end in a top hat is the funny part proto-pickle-rick
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Nov 28, 2022 08:25
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Anyway, we are getting a bit off topic because a mod got their nerve touched Everyone get their South Park hot takes in and let's leave it on this page
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Nov 28, 2022 08:30
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Jestery posted:Everyone get their South Park hot takes in and let's leave it on this page Well what did South Park say about Musk? Fawning Praise?
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Jestery posted:Oh for sure cartman jumped the shark when he commanded chutlu
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Nov 28, 2022 08:59
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There is--it says "No incidents in the last 180 days."  https://status.twitterstat.us/pages/history/564314ae3309c22c3b0002fa
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StrangersInTheNight posted:yeah cartman has always just appealed to a certain type of person who misses the joke that cartman is terrible, who gleefully quotes him, thinking that simply being an rear end in a top hat is the funny part I find myself happy to have never met a person who thinks of Cartman as anything other than the antagonist of the show. The whole point of him is he’s a piece of poo poo but when you think back to school days you probably had someone in your group who was just a tremendous rear end in a top hat yet still was tolerated for reasons unexplained. If you can’t identify them you probably were that person.
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Alan Smithee posted:Hahahaha what is the gender’s parrot?!?!?! 😂😂😂 log by bolb ???????? gender! 🤣🤣🤣
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Nov 28, 2022 09:39
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No, you see, we never said we were like the Onion, you misheard! We said we're doing "parroty" news.
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PhazonLink posted:another reason south park is poo poo and its creators really should be milkshaked duck/canceled, their Tourettes episode. That episode was specifically ridiculing the notion that Tourette's is just random cussing...
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Nov 28, 2022 10:43
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StrangersInTheNight posted:yeah cartman has always just appealed to a certain type of person who misses the joke that cartman is terrible, who gleefully quotes him, thinking that simply being an rear end in a top hat is the funny part That's how it goes, some people are not going to get the joke. Like do you remember when a bunch of chuds got mad when someone told them that Homelander, a guy who fantasized about murdering people and had literally a nazi girlfriend, might be a bad guy?
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Kingo Ligma posted:Once you have reached the peak of human perfection you no longer crave sexual intimacy. All you need to be fulfilled is a dry handy on an airplane, achieved through bartering livestock. 
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Jagged Jim posted:The thing that gets me is that "Stephen King's Twitter Account Run By a Parrot" is actually a decent joke but they ruin it because they just can't contain their vitriol so they have make it a Mentally Ill, drugged out parrot. With Tourette's! If it was just a parrot the joke would not be nearly hardcore enough. The babylonbee cracks me up cause back in the day my Christian dad would share the cringey yet neutral church jokes from it on facebook, then it all the sudden swung into full chuddom. Did somebodies kid get the keys to the account at some point?
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Renreeja posted:If it was just a parrot the joke would not be nearly hardcore enough. https://twitter.com/JarJarFan69/status/1597099616645787648
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https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1597169327534264320 I shouldn't be surprised he tweeted this out, but here we are
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Ignis posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1597169327534264320 *gang gathers around to watch*
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Nov 28, 2022 11:11
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That's a gun from Deus Ex, right? Edit: as in, it's a toy.
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Renreeja posted:If it was just a parrot the joke would not be nearly hardcore enough. jesus how old is it
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Neither of those are real guns. That flintlock looks like it’s straight out of the Bradford Exchange. Also, caffeine free Diet Coke. Hardcore…
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Ignis posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1597169327534264320 incredibly divorced like trump without the button
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Nov 28, 2022 11:15
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Trump's button is much bigger & actually works it does bring coke tho
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Renreeja posted:If it was just a parrot the joke would not be nearly hardcore enough. The original guys were apparently just interested in making fun of how the church does things, when it got mildly successful it got bought over by a couple alt right types and then it immediately pivoted to weird culture war poo poo
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that's a nice looking butt plug. a little small though
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