World Cup Day 10 - Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record

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Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

AnacondaHL posted:

no this is peak usmnt soccer

Lmao

Edit :great page snipe

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Omnikin posted:

USA will go far

True it's a long flight home after the Netherlands spanks us

Or Iran equalizes

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de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

That�s a terrible miss

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Yikes

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fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

those screams come on now

paddyboat posted:

yes

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TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

That looked really loving painful though, he landed scraping his studs down the Iranian dude's leg

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bad_fmr: Nov 28, 2007

Did Zimmerman just shoot at that guy?

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Screaming like that Iranian dude rn

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TDepressionEarl: Oct 28, 2010; I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

us lucky to still lead here

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Big letoff there whew

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

de curry GOAT posted:

That’s a terrible miss

holy christ

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

bad_fmr posted:

Did Zimmerman just shoot at that guy?

Again, Zimmerman isn't on the field

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webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

RASHYYYY

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greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

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Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

gently caress YEAH

WHAT A BEAUT

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fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

we got very lucky there

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emjayo: Apr 11, 2013

lmao what a chad

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Iran should have scored that

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Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

mmm it's coming home

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karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

AnacondaHL posted:

no this is peak usmnt soccer

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Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

How much overtime is there? Isn't is supposed to end at 60 min?

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

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webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

the welsh keeper will have wanted to stop that imo

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davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Does the US manager just not like using his bench?

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Alctel: Jan 16, 2004; I love snails

Get innnn

Tough one for the goalie that, shot through a crowd

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TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

MARCUS RASHFORD HE FEEDS WHO HE WANTS

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Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

whypick1 posted:

Again, Zimmerman isn't on the field

They�re really replaceable my dude

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Kloaked00 posted:

How much overtime is there? Isn't is supposed to end at 60 min?

Ha. 90 minutes

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Omnikin: May 29, 2007; Press 'E' for Medic

PostNouveau posted:

True it's a long flight home after the Netherlands spanks us

I 100% believe we beat Netherlands neutral field

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Omnikin: May 29, 2007; Press 'E' for Medic

davecrazy posted:

Does the US manager just not like using his bench?

Yes. He's the worst.

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de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

Rashford scoring again??? Diaspora FC just keeps winning

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Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

ITS COMING FAHKING HOME

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Omnikin posted:

I 100% believe we beat Netherlands neutral field

I don't know anything about soccer, but from what I can tell, neither does the US Men's National Team.

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Oooh, nice FK spot....

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Nick Soapdish: Apr 27, 2008

Just riding his back eh

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TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

Omnikin posted:

I 100% believe we beat Netherlands neutral field

I didn't even know Netherlands had a neutral field

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Was that a double nutmeg?

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

whypick1 posted:

Oooh, nice FK spot....

We'll pass it straight OOB

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Kloaked00 posted:

How much overtime is there? Isn't is supposed to end at 60 min?

90!

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Hand Knit: Oct 24, 2005; Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

all hopes now with Iran

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