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Hobo Clown posted:Is that his sister/aunt? No, that would be his biological sister Tosca. His stepsister/aunt Jana Bezuidenhout would have been a year old at that time, and only moved in with his dad when she was four, ie after Elon had left home. I hate that I felt compelled to look all of that up.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1599672158086889474 So he's seeing himself as the guy behind Noah's Ark 2.0. Not even hiding the god complex anymore.
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Dec 5, 2022 22:20
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Sane and normal. https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1597430993161719809?s=20&t=ey0GhT1qWUPstxyY0EOpKg
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Grimes likes tweet espousing the virtues of small penises https://twitter.com/jenny_b_3/status/1599826060702797824
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too many (of YOU) people signed up for my mastodon server so I got scared, registered for a DMCA authorized agent, set up an LLC and am in the process of putting up a blanket umbrella policy for it so one of you doesn't somehow cost me my house by sending goatman at Joe Biden or something. I guess I could just shut the server down, but, "in for a dollar, in for $200". Or something.
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A farting mink posted:Sane and normal. I actually just closed this tab in an involuntary reflex when I read his post, at first. gently caress you, Elon. People need goddamn baseball bats applied, at this point. Names withheld.
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Dec 5, 2022 22:32
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The Kingfish posted:Step 1: Seize Power Well let’s hear him out perhaps the following steps are reasonable.. .. what!!!
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Cabbages and Kings posted:too many (of YOU) people signed up for my mastodon server so I got scared, registered for a DMCA authorized agent, set up an LLC and am in the process of putting up a blanket umbrella policy for it so one of you doesn't somehow cost me my house by sending goatman at Joe Biden or something. Sounds like a decentralised social media service is always going to be unable to fulfil regulatory requirements. The software that allows people to make posts on the internet is like the most basic minimal part necessary, and that's all you have. Just let Twitter die. There doesn't need to be a replacement.
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Dec 5, 2022 22:36
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Just let Twitter die. There doesn't need to be a replacement. Agreed. It is so unnecessary
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Dec 5, 2022 22:37
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Wtf, my new boss Alan Musk keeps emailing me with the subject "diapers are delicious" and the text is just "come eat 1 with me". Like 16 emails so far today.
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Sounds like a decentralised social media service is always going to be unable to fulfil regulatory requirements. The software that allows people to make posts on the internet is like the most basic minimal part necessary, and that's all you have. I don't know what mastodon is but it's definitely not a twitter replacement as it fails the main twitter use case of "letting me yell at major corporations directly, instead of yelling at clouds" The next year plus looks like it's gonna be a ridiculous set of twists and turns to arrive at some kind of "new normal" for soc media. Happy to throw a couple hundred bucks plus at liability-avoidance to run an instance through that storm, even if it's just another thing in the long list of year long projects I did and then abandoned to fester on the internet. That said, there's a handful of content providers I was following who were already on mastodon and so that made me want to sign up to just continue to get those inputs, and at least messing around with standing up my own instance seemed like fun. So, here I am, $250 later.
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Congresswoman Cori Bush on Ol' Musky, from a campaign email I just got:
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Cabbages and Kings posted:I don't know what mastodon is but it's definitely not a twitter replacement We know it's not a twitter replacement because it existed years prior to twitter's downfall. I feel like a lot of the talk about Mastodon's survival from Mastodon's perspective must be like living in a tourist heavy port city in Europe and seeing Americans trundle off the cruise ship on motorized wagons saying "jeez I don't know if this place is going to make it, it sure ain't like home!"
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what a weird place to shoehorn in the dumb eurogoon vs amerigoon poo poo
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kazil posted:what a weird place to shoehorn in the dumb eurogoon vs amerigoon poo poo Go shoot up a school about it
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Kingo Ligma posted:That's where everyone is born, idiot No you're thinking of Virginias. All babies are born in Virginias.
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Kingo Ligma posted:Go shoot up a school about it in this economy?
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Beefed Owl posted:No you're thinking of Virginias. All babies are born in Virginias. I think you're getting too into the christmas spirit
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kazil posted:what a weird place to shoehorn in the dumb eurogoon vs amerigoon poo poo I'm american and I wasn't even aware of this euro/US beef. It's an analogy, not an attack on baseball, mom, and apple pie or whatever
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Steadiman posted:If I post less than 50 tweets per hour my brain will explode Should we call this Speet or Tweed
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mdxi posted:Congresswoman Cori Bush on Ol' Musky, from a campaign email I just got: Hell yeah get his rear end
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Apparently the twitter janitors at Twitter hq San Francisco are part of a bigger janitors union and they're on strike. https://twitter.com/CaliforniaLabor/status/1599845784178294784
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Elon musk gonna lay them off, get sued by every labor attorney in the state and try and see if there are any bootlickers on Angi that could "be hardcore" enough to work for $20 a day plus free G-Fuel where the Kombucha was.
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New content dropped https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1599896060612190220?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
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Preoptopus posted:I'm actually surprised speed coding while getting a blow job wasn't a part of his code review.
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lol I hope the janitors do some sabotaging . gently caress musk. (going from a QI episode about sabotaging , you gently caress with pipes buy soaking a sponge in a starchy rich liquid, ball it up and dry it out, and then flush it. if QI can post it on tv I can post it online)
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Seth Pecksniff posted:https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1599896060612190220?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet hackers got all his apes, but literally
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all his apes were hacked. with a saw.
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Splicer posted:You could not, in fact, use multiple neuralinks on a single ape. believe elon, he's tried!
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Steadiman posted:Not enough slurp juice in neuralink, the math simply doesn’t work a lotta yall still dont get it. ape holders can use multiple neuralinks on a single ape. so if you have 1 ape with a cerebral hemorrhage and 3 neuralinks you can create 3 new brain damaged apes.
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