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hawowanlawow posted:sounds like they taste like the oil you fry them in this is what all bugs taste like
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:I’ll shitpost about a lot of things but for some reason the “throwing car batteries into the ocean” meme actually bothers me. Like, it’s just banal enough for someone to actually start doing as a laugh and the earth is already quite messed up. I think you need to relax a bit. May I recommend throwing a car battery or two into the ocean? I find that helps me destress.
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projecthalaxy posted:I'm not actually much of a crab guy but its always funny when you go to the higher end buffets in like hotels or whatever and theres the dude with 20 linear feet of king crab legs draped over his plate. Our implements aren't designed for yards of food. In Southern Ontario we have an (award-winning) chain of Chinese-American buffets called The Mandarin. They've lost the plot decades ago and they serve everything under the Sun from pizza slices to sushi to roast beef, but the main draw for a lot of people are the crab legs. I find them disgusting, personally, and just stick to the chicken balls and spring rolls and lo mein. Really, any big chitinous sea bug is a hard sell for me - it took years for me to finally enjoy shrimp. I won't touch lobster unless it's already in like, a Po'Boy sandwich or something. Still, my most offensive food opinion yet on the subject of crabs may be that I really like that imitation crab meat you get in sushi sets.
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Mister Speaker posted:In Southern Ontario we have an (award-winning) chain of Chinese-American buffets called The Mandarin. They've lost the plot decades ago and they serve everything under the Sun from pizza slices to sushi to roast beef, but the main draw for a lot of people are the crab legs. Considering real lump crab meat is $42 bucks a pound where I live, imitation is fine
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the fake crab is just fish cake so yeah, it's pretty tasty but it's nothing like the real poo poo
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I've never had like whole crab. I had crab cakes once when I was little and they were okay and I've had a couple of lobster tails but never the full production with like the hammer and pliers and stuff.
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the guts of the crab are the best part but you shouldn't eat a lot of it cause of mercury, or so i've heard
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Enjoy the Mercury, you're likely over 30 years old by now and you've been soaking up so much plastic anyway it doesn't matter.
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this thread is an example of evolutionary carcinization
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One of the best meals of my life was on a Turkish tourist boat where we caught a load of crabs and the guy driving the boat just barbecued them up with some lemon. Thanks for reading my crab experience.
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He had a big fat hit it was ghastly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6hzkBihaew
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Mister Speaker posted:Really, any big chitinous sea bug is a hard sell for me - it took years for me to finally enjoy shrimp. I won't touch lobster unless it's already in like, a Po'Boy sandwich or something.  I don’t mind the flavor, but the texture is just weird if you’re eating it by itself out of the shell.
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Spanish Manlove posted:What if they mashed up the bugs and compressed them into little dinosaur shapes then breaded and fried them? Would goons be fine with bug nuggies? I would probably order a box of McBuggets.
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Spanish Manlove posted:
Buggies.
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e.pilot posted:
Also the odour of cooking crustaceans is something I find vile (similar to a lot of seafood, actually). When I was 15 my Dad and I drove to Prince Edward Island. What a place to find out that I don't like lobster. We drove back with a styrofoam cooler full of the things, and when we got in at like 5AM, after a long nap I woke up to his entire apartment reeking of cooking lobster. I almost retched.
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Glottis posted:King crab, dungeness crab, and blue crab are pretty much tied in my book, and all tastier than lobster. And that concludes my hot derail take. Australian spanner crab is better imvho than all of them. Lobster sucks, bugs (the underwater kind like Moreton Bay or Balmain) are markedly better than both lobster and crab imvho
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He did a cover of Santa Baby with every line rewritten to be no homo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crIGudHZa0g He has a lot to answer for and the queer community is right not to forgive him. Also, every other community.
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flavor.flv posted:He did a cover of Santa Baby with every line rewritten to be no homo lol loving hell that's embarrassing like mate could you not just sing a different song
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beats by blé
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some plague rats posted:lol loving hell that's embarrassing He literally can't. He is contractually obligated to sing every Christmas song in existence.
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Paladinus posted:He literally can't. He is contractually obligated to sing every Christmas song in existence. Oh okay. In that case I'm not mad at him because he has already been condemned to hell so there's no point
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Has he dipped into that small subset of christmas songs by women that are basically "Me and Santa? ... we gonna gently caress."
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Paladinus posted:He literally can't. He is contractually obligated to sing every Christmas song in existence. And with the advent (haha) of advanced algorithms, new christmas songs can be created at an exponential rate. There is no escape for Buble.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Has he dipped into that small subset of christmas songs by women that are basically "Me and Santa? ... we gonna gently caress." Like for example Santa Baby?
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Chitin posted:Like for example Santa Baby? Nah he would never do that, it would sound homosexual
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Some day he'll need to be held accountable for farting on all the presents too
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Look forward to his take on Jingle Bells - Batman Smells Edit
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Kirstie Alley
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