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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Being human is dealing with my huge dick I agree

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Calling me a monkey is rude

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

how many y'all got a tiny dick?

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


absolutely microscopic

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
it's not as much a dick as it is a vagina-free long clitoris

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

lobster shirt posted:

how many y'all got a tiny dick?

I'm not saying it's small but I am highly intelligent and of excellent breeding if you know what I mean :smug:

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

World War Mammories posted:

surprisingly I am not an expert but I have heard that human penises are way bigger both in proportion and as absolute measure than most primate dicks. like gorilla dicks are just tiny etc. so if you think about it having a huge hog is the essence of homo sapiens

It's how you know that any bigfoot sightings where he has a huge dick are %100 fake

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
that can't be right, I'm really dumb AND I have a small dick :confused:

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
I'm dumb as poo poo but my gigantic dick is pretty loving smart.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
GG Allin had an infamously small penis

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️
im the dumbest because i cant think of any legitimate point of posting that penis tweet

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Hehe point of penis

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Mine is round. It's it supposed to come to a point?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Dudes Rock

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

HootTheOwl posted:

Dudes Point

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT

HootTheOwl posted:

Mine is round. It's it supposed to come to a point?

i hope so

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

World War Mammories posted:

surprisingly I am not an expert but I have heard that human penises are way bigger both in proportion and as absolute measure than most primate dicks. like gorilla dicks are just tiny etc. so if you think about it having a huge hog is the essence of homo sapiens
gorilla: 1.25 inches
chimp: 3.15 inches
human: 5.12 inches

based on genetic evidence, the female preference for huge hogs has seen the dick size of male humans increase by 0.5 inches/million years since we finally stopped banging chimps. bigger penis = more evolved + more feminist

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lobster shirt posted:

how many y'all got a tiny dick?

According to my SATs, not me

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
i had a smaller than average dick before transition, but now it's a benefit for buying undies. mistakes into miracles

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

tokin opposition posted:

i had a smaller than average dick before transition, but now it's a benefit for buying undies. mistakes into miracles
you get a bigger dick when you transition??

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Palladium posted:

im the dumbest because i cant think of any legitimate point of posting that penis tweet

Grimes (Elon's ex) liked it

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

A Buttery Pastry posted:

you get a bigger dick when you transition??

checks out based on the extraordinary amount of trans porn i have watched

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

It's how you know that any bigfoot sightings where he has a huge dick are %100 fake

:wrong:

You are presuming Bigfoot is an idiot savage like a monkey but he is actually really smart and cool and my friend.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


I’m a Bigfoot huge hog truther

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/AndreasKoureas_/status/1597357040866713600

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

bigfoot is equipped like a ken doll that"s why they're the only bigfoot. that's just common sense

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

A Buttery Pastry posted:

gorilla: 1.25 inches
chimp: 3.15 inches
human: 5.12 inches

based on genetic evidence, the female preference for huge hogs has seen the dick size of male humans increase by 0.5 inches/million years since we finally stopped banging chimps. bigger penis = more evolved + more feminist

Humans have the biggest dicks, but smallest balls.

Was it a good trade? I'm not sure.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Humans have the biggest dicks, but smallest balls.

Was it a good trade? I'm not sure.
gorillas have smaller balls than humans

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

its the pigs that got the balls (to poop on)

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

A Buttery Pastry posted:

you get a bigger dick when you transition??

thinking about blasting some hormones...

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

lobster shirt posted:

thinking about blasting some hormones...

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

lobster shirt posted:

how many y'all got a tiny dick?

Short, but very wide. Like a pack of olive loaf.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I consider myself a used gender saleswoman, what do I need to do to get YOU into this well-loved gender today?!

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
all these years, doc savage has been pretending to hung

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
growers stay winning

noble in the streets, savage in the sheets

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

tokin opposition posted:

I consider myself a used gender saleswoman, what do I need to do to get YOU into this well-loved gender today?!

*slaps roof of endocrine system*

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

A Buttery Pastry posted:

the dick size of male humans increase by 0.5 inches/million years

drat I don't think I can wait that long

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/jenny2x4/status/1600409726243594240?t=PsArc5ZDihtzYtZPiq48WQ&s=19

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Maybe that lady from earlier had a point, some people seem to see their enemy's strawman as something to aspire to

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Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

died with famine not of famine

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