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Being human is dealing with my huge dick I agree
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 02:16 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 14:40 |
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Calling me a monkey is rude
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 02:25 |
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how many y'all got a tiny dick?
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 02:31 |
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absolutely microscopic
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 02:52 |
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it's not as much a dick as it is a vagina-free long clitoris
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 03:09 |
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lobster shirt posted:how many y'all got a tiny dick? I'm not saying it's small but I am highly intelligent and of excellent breeding if you know what I mean
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:22 |
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World War Mammories posted:surprisingly I am not an expert but I have heard that human penises are way bigger both in proportion and as absolute measure than most primate dicks. like gorilla dicks are just tiny etc. so if you think about it having a huge hog is the essence of homo sapiens It's how you know that any bigfoot sightings where he has a huge dick are %100 fake
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:42 |
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that can't be right, I'm really dumb AND I have a small dick
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:48 |
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I'm dumb as poo poo but my gigantic dick is pretty loving smart.
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:58 |
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GG Allin had an infamously small penis
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 05:01 |
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im the dumbest because i cant think of any legitimate point of posting that penis tweet
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 05:04 |
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Hehe point of penis
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 05:04 |
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Mine is round. It's it supposed to come to a point?
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 05:13 |
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Dudes Rock
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 05:13 |
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HootTheOwl posted:Dudes Point
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 05:14 |
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HootTheOwl posted:Mine is round. It's it supposed to come to a point? i hope so
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 05:50 |
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World War Mammories posted:surprisingly I am not an expert but I have heard that human penises are way bigger both in proportion and as absolute measure than most primate dicks. like gorilla dicks are just tiny etc. so if you think about it having a huge hog is the essence of homo sapiens chimp: 3.15 inches human: 5.12 inches based on genetic evidence, the female preference for huge hogs has seen the dick size of male humans increase by 0.5 inches/million years since we finally stopped banging chimps. bigger penis = more evolved + more feminist
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 06:19 |
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lobster shirt posted:how many y'all got a tiny dick? According to my SATs, not me
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 06:34 |
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i had a smaller than average dick before transition, but now it's a benefit for buying undies. mistakes into miracles
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 06:43 |
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tokin opposition posted:i had a smaller than average dick before transition, but now it's a benefit for buying undies. mistakes into miracles
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 06:46 |
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Palladium posted:im the dumbest because i cant think of any legitimate point of posting that penis tweet Grimes (Elon's ex) liked it
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 07:04 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:you get a bigger dick when you transition?? checks out based on the extraordinary amount of trans porn i have watched
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 07:28 |
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:It's how you know that any bigfoot sightings where he has a huge dick are %100 fake You are presuming Bigfoot is an idiot savage like a monkey but he is actually really smart and cool and my friend.
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 07:36 |
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I’m a Bigfoot huge hog truther
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 11:24 |
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https://twitter.com/AndreasKoureas_/status/1597357040866713600
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 12:52 |
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bigfoot is equipped like a ken doll that"s why they're the only bigfoot. that's just common sense
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 12:52 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:gorilla: 1.25 inches Humans have the biggest dicks, but smallest balls. Was it a good trade? I'm not sure.
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 14:36 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Humans have the biggest dicks, but smallest balls.
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 14:44 |
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its the pigs that got the balls (to poop on)
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 14:57 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:you get a bigger dick when you transition?? thinking about blasting some hormones...
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 15:28 |
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lobster shirt posted:thinking about blasting some hormones...
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 16:45 |
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lobster shirt posted:how many y'all got a tiny dick? Short, but very wide. Like a pack of olive loaf.
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 16:49 |
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I consider myself a used gender saleswoman, what do I need to do to get YOU into this well-loved gender today?!
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 18:01 |
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all these years, doc savage has been pretending to hung
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 20:25 |
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growers stay winning noble in the streets, savage in the sheets
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 20:28 |
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tokin opposition posted:I consider myself a used gender saleswoman, what do I need to do to get YOU into this well-loved gender today?! *slaps roof of endocrine system*
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 21:12 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:the dick size of male humans increase by 0.5 inches/million years drat I don't think I can wait that long
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# ? Dec 6, 2022 21:28 |
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https://twitter.com/jenny2x4/status/1600409726243594240?t=PsArc5ZDihtzYtZPiq48WQ&s=19
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# ? Dec 7, 2022 13:12 |
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Maybe that lady from earlier had a point, some people seem to see their enemy's strawman as something to aspire to
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# ? Dec 7, 2022 13:13 |
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died with famine not of famine
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