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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

thisusedyet posted:

Pittsburgh was built to keep minorities off NYC beaches?

I thought that was Newark?

edit:shameful page snipe.

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Senor P.
Mar 27, 2006
I MUST TELL YOU HOW PEOPLE CARE ABOUT STUFF I DONT AND BE A COMPLETE CUNT ABOUT IT
Recently read about this terrible recent incident.

Pretty drat bad.

https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/osha/osha20221109-1
On June 2, 2022, a 39-year-old employee of a Mapleton foundry fell and was immediately incinerated in an 11-foot-deep pot of molten iron heated to more than 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit. A federal investigation determined that, if required safety guards or fall protection had been installed, the 39-year-old employee’s ninth day on the job might not have been their last.

Senor P. fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Dec 8, 2022

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Entropic posted:

It's true, black bears will basically never mess with you unless you are intentionally antagonizing them or get between a mother and her cub.
just yell at a black bear bear, make lots of noise, make yourself look big, and if it still comes at you bop it on the nose and yell some more, and they will almost always run away from you.
Don't try that with a grizzly though, those are the ones you play dead with.

Remember the rhyme:

If it's black fight back
If it's brown lie down
If it's white get right with your deity of choice because your time on this earth is about to come to an abrupt and ignoble end

A USGS geologist got her hands and scalp eaten by a black bear in Alaska.



https://craigmedred.news/2017/06/21/dangerous-bear/amp/

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I thought brown bears would get angry and kill you if you tried to fight but would lose interest and wander away if you played dead, and black bears would be scared off if you tried to fight but will happily chow down on the free meal if you play dead? Hence the need for accurate identification.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Polar bears will eat you no matter what, but with bipolar bears it depends on if they're manic or depressed.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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The Lone Badger posted:

I thought brown bears would get angry and kill you if you tried to fight but would lose interest and wander away if you played dead, and black bears would be scared off if you tried to fight but will happily chow down on the free meal if you play dead? Hence the need for accurate identification.

Turns out vague rules of thumb that don't take in to account actual circumstances can be pretty wrong a lot if the time.

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

ChesterJT posted:

I assume at some point the'll get enough water in them and they'll sink right? Honestly I figured they'd sink right to the bottom with no delay.

I remember some ex navy goon saying that they routinely shot them up to sink them so they would not be a hazard to ships, good target practice I guess.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
One of our local ferries has probably killed three fishermen this morning.


This is the second of their ferries to sink a fishing boat. From 2011:


Edit: for efficiency I'll post this now.

ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Dec 8, 2022

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Second addition. gently caress, forgot some key knowledge.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Macabre trivia-

the three people killed at the neighboring business were all on their first day of work. Their employer?

Faultless Healthcare Linen.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

coldpudding posted:

I remember some ex navy goon saying that they routinely shot them up to sink them so they would not be a hazard to ships, good target practice I guess.

Having a container full of sex arses floating nearby is like sirens singing to celibate seamen, a captain has to protect his crew.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Adam Savage again with the great knife work...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTiQspqrThU&t=1027s

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

ReelBigLizard posted:

One of our local ferries has probably killed three fishermen this morning.


This is the second of their ferries to sink a fishing boat. From 2011:


Edit: for efficiency I'll post this now.


Those things go >40 knots. You actually have very little time to avoid one if you are in its path.

I've been close-ish to a ferry of that type in the Baltic sea in a small sailing boat, they are a little scary tbh.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/DtPozx3.mp4

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat


This is extra funny because the ad on the side of the car says "trygg" which means "safe" in swedish (and maybe some other languages too).

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

The Lone Badger posted:

I thought brown bears would get angry and kill you if you tried to fight but would lose interest and wander away if you played dead, and black bears would be scared off if you tried to fight but will happily chow down on the free meal if you play dead? Hence the need for accurate identification.

Black bear attacks on humans are generally either mothers protecting cubs or young males engaged in predatory behavior.

In one of those situations, fighting back is probably a good idea. In the other one, playing dead is probably a good idea. Good luck figuring out which is which.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

thisusedyet posted:

Pittsburgh was built to keep minorities off NYC beaches?

Yep and it worked

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Yeah the car has vents designed to equalize air pressure. Otherwise you could blow a window out by slamming the door.


I actually did this once when I owned a Lada. It wasn't air pressure though, just a lovely car.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Antigravitas posted:

Those things go >40 knots. You actually have very little time to avoid one if you are in its path.

I've been close-ish to a ferry of that type in the Baltic sea in a small sailing boat, they are a little scary tbh.

In the Columbia gorge wind sailors frequently pass in front of grain barges even using the bow wake (or whatever you call that bit) as a fun thing to jump off of.

Frequently this does not end well but there is literally nothing the tug crew can do about it other than make a report and try to put down life-saving gear in the aftermath.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
look at how much tyre smoke the driver gets to inhale

not to mention the semi-failure of the base jump and the mad stunts of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXzPkkQirnM

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



starkebn posted:

look at how much tyre smoke the driver gets to inhale

not to mention the semi-failure of the base jump and the mad stunts of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXzPkkQirnM

That's Travis Pastrana. Depending on who you ask, he's either immortal or has already lived well past his expiration date.

Also, it's wild to see active aero on a commuter car that old.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

ReelBigLizard posted:

One of our local ferries has probably killed three fishermen this morning.

Since usual maritime logic says the small boats are responsible for getting out of the way of the big boats, does the sheer speed of these ferries change that? It seems like by the time a couple dudes in a fishing trawler realize a ferry is heading straight at them and fire their engines up it's too late.

yummycheese
Mar 28, 2004

those fast ferries seem like a nuisance since nothing else behaves like they do.

if your a boat captain. 99% of the traffic you see is sail or commercial cargo. which both have their own usual speeds and behaviors. Then now you also have this other thing that goes from being on the horizon to being on top of you 20x faster than anything else you’ve ever encountered.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

ChesterJT posted:

Since usual maritime logic says the small boats are responsible for getting out of the way of the big boats, does the sheer speed of these ferries change that? It seems like by the time a couple dudes in a fishing trawler realize a ferry is heading straight at them and fire their engines up it's too late.

The inquest into the first collision found that they were going nearly full ahead (30-40kts) in fog and relying on the radar and transponders, but there is an unconfirmed rumour that the French boat was running with the transponder off because they were in illegal waters. So it was still the ferry company at fault.

Antigravitas posted:

Those things go >40 knots. You actually have very little time to avoid one if you are in its path.

I've been close-ish to a ferry of that type in the Baltic sea in a small sailing boat, they are a little scary tbh.

Todays collision was actually involving a conventional ferry, the Goodwill, at about 20kts.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Some nut job is out there shooting up electrical utility companies. Feds are now involved.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/feds-investigating-multiple-reports-recent-utility-company-sabotage/story?id=94762953

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
The good news is that it's probably just the one nut job. Shouldn't be too much to worry about honestly.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

yummycheese posted:

those fast ferries seem like a nuisance since nothing else behaves like they do.

if your a boat captain. 99% of the traffic you see is sail or commercial cargo. which both have their own usual speeds and behaviors. Then now you also have this other thing that goes from being on the horizon to being on top of you 20x faster than anything else you’ve ever encountered.

We had them for a while here in BC, but they dropped them pretty quick. The wake they produce is so harsh that it was eroding beaches, and destroying private property as well as the ferry docks.

PremiumSupport
Aug 17, 2015

coldpudding posted:

I remember some ex navy goon saying that they routinely shot them up to sink them so they would not be a hazard to ships, good target practice I guess.

I've heard this too from an ex Royal Navy guy who served on smaller warships. Any time they saw a container floating in international waters it was target practice time for their gun crews.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

The good news is that it's probably just the one nut job. Shouldn't be too much to worry about honestly.

otoh this is the only way anyone is ever going to bother spending money fixing infrastructure in the US

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Azhais posted:

otoh this is the only way anyone is ever going to bother spending money fixing infrastructure in the US

Eh, I dunno man. I mean they'll fix the bulletholes but they're not gonna upgrade poo poo.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rmkm6hvoK61qigfjt.mp4

A very Dutch home-made traffic sign: "Our teenagers ride their bikes here. Sometimes drunk. Often without lights."
https://twitter.com/sjorshe/status/1600399901317246977

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Cartoon Man posted:

Some nut job is out there shooting up electrical utility companies. Feds are now involved.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/feds-investigating-multiple-reports-recent-utility-company-sabotage/story?id=94762953



The power in my neighborhood went out when I was about 15 or so and with no tv or bideo james went to go investigate the noise

The transformer was pissing cooling oil from multiple gunshots and catching fire

Quite spectacular and then the power company did the usual thing and somehow bypassed it while it went down for much needed maintenance

Still more fun to watch than Shenmue

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
stolen from the schadenfreude thread
https://twitter.com/DKBurman/status/1600225723838787584

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

starkebn posted:

look at how much tyre smoke the driver gets to inhale

not to mention the semi-failure of the base jump and the mad stunts of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXzPkkQirnM

Holy poo poo I haven't heard that "we like the boom" song since the mid 90's

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

have you guys seen this tik tok channel before?

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7170188230426397953

It's all Chinese workplace accidents in CGI. it's so much fun

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7101882620799094018

jesus christ

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Trillhouse posted:

have you guys seen this tik tok channel before?

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7170188230426397953

It's all Chinese workplace accidents in CGI. it's so much fun

Worth it.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

That doesn't look like fun at all!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

quote:

Chinese workplace accidents - so much fun!

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Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

As in based on actual incidents?

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