|
Those dudes were probably just a bunch of bumbling idiots, but if they had had a realistic plan I highly doubt our government would publish the details hth
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 23:25
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 6, 2024 16:09 |
|
|
Al-Saqr posted:That’s insane, but can such a thing happen? Isn’t Germany strong enough institutions wise that it’s kinda like the US where even if they did storm ‘parliament’ they’d just be taking over one building while the rest of the country mobilized to stop them? How do you even pull off a coup in such a federalized country? Reminds me of fantasy novel Interesting Times by Terry Pratchett, wherein an old-rear end Conan The Barbarian variant breaks into the throne room of an ancient empire with his gang and claims he rules the empire now. When people overcome their initial confusion and gather an army to drive them out, the army refuses to fight because all the soldiers know what happens when a small group is up against insurmountable odds. I think in the end they pay the barbarians to leave.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 00:37
|
|
|
They theoretically had the right idea, they had soldiers from the KSK, some AfD dude, some cops or sth? But all of these were just in single digit numbers so yeah it wouldn't have worked. But it's good that this got taken out and some bougie fash had to perpwalk in front of the cameras and had their houses tossed by the filth etc. Maybe it'll make the next crop think twice for a couple years before starting to organize again.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 00:55
|
|
|
aphid_licker posted:They theoretically had the right idea, they had soldiers from the KSK, some AfD dude, some cops or sth? But all of these were just in single digit numbers so yeah it wouldn't have worked. But it's good that this got taken out and some bougie fash had to perpwalk in front of the cameras and had their houses tossed by the filth etc. Maybe it'll make the next crop think twice for a couple years before starting to organize again. Let's see about that when the verhaftete Afd-Judge is free and sitting on the bench again after the investigation is completely bungled and all the files have been designated secret for 134 years.  Also, here's a good tweet https://twitter.com/Sankarasson/status/1600422133091700736?s=20&t=u1XBHxVvUsQsb5Jyk7ISng
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 11:52
|
|
|
holy crap https://twitter.com/sankarasson/status/1600481836035088391?s=46&t=6OwC5maPVBgIjHBYdocp7A
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 12:01
|
|
|
Zwille posted:holy crap https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmut_Kentler quote:At the end of the 1960s, in a model experiment, he placed several neglected 13 to 15-year-old boys, whom he considered "secondary mental defectives", with pedophiles he knew, claiming that this would reintegrate them into society and to allow them to grow into mature adults.[9] Due to the criminal offense associated with it, he made this public only after its statute of limitations had expired more than a decade later.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 14:28
|
|
|
Cantide posted:Not good but not as bad as the funny picture on Twitter makes it out to be. All depends on if the Berlin senate knew what they were funding, see bolded part in quote below I wonder, was he talking about the kids or the pedophiles when talking about "reintegration into society"? Anyway, I remember reading about this years ago and my reaction was the biggest  you can imagine
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 14:41
|
|
|
He was just in a Berlin State Of Mind.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 14:46
|
|
|
Anyone got their SNAFU-SMS(T) - Staat normal, everything hosed up Short Message Service (Test)-Nachricht?
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 15:17
|
|
|
I didn't expect the sound and was mildly disoriented and terrified
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 15:23
|
|
|
I didn't get a Benachrichtigung and I am mildly miffed about it
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 16:10
|
|
|
Was that this morning at ~9am? Heard some messed up noises on the bus that were a little surprising. Glad to know I'm not worthy of being informed about threats to my life and I can be vapourized free of stress and worry.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 16:19
|
|
|
tuo posted:Anyone got their SNAFU-SMS(T) - Staat normal, everything hosed up Short Message Service (Test)-Nachricht? One colleague got the SMS but no warning, another colleague got the warning but never got the SMS pre-warning, everyone else in our office got nothing OP success! 
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 16:23
|
|
|
I think warning was only supposed to work on newer android versions and Apfelgeräte. You all might be too poor or too technikunaffin to survive the nuclear strike
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 16:32
|
|
|
German staatliches IT Projekt at it's finest. No one I know here in the Kaff got either the warning, nor the actual message. The Sirenen heulten, but only for a short time and pretty silent, before coming to a stop with a crackling pop. German Infrastruktur at it's finest.
tuo fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Dec 8, 2022 |
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 16:48
|
|
|
GABA ghoul posted:I think warning was only supposed to work on newer android versions and Apfelgeräte. You all might be too poor or too technikunaffin to survive the nuclear strike Actually, modern Apfelgeräte specifically have the setting for receiving test broadcasts turned off by default and did not get the warning. They would have recieved a real warning tho. My modern trustworthy chinese phone made a sound that woke up wild life in a kilometer radius because I was outside taking a walk.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 16:54
|
|
|
On my Apfelgerät the function was enabled after one of the recent updates, but I still received nothing.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 17:00
|
|
|
At least this way I learned that my Blackview-phone has an active AMBLER-alert in case of kid kidnapping. I guess I better get myself a gun, just in case I receive an alarm about a kid-napping in progress close by. Edit: Test-broadcasts were the only alert setting on off, but my colleagues are very convinced the alert should have come as a real alert, not a "monthly test warning", so who the gently caress knows?
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 17:03
|
|
|
tuo posted:On my Apfelgerät the function was enabled after one of the recent updates, but I still received nothing. On the Apfelgeräte at work the cell broadcast feature was enabled after the recent updates, BUT there also is a sub-setting that specifically disables test messages, which was selected automatically. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 17:04
|
|
|
Another fun-fact: Vodafone users received Anleitungen on how to prepare their phones for the WARNING, while I of course, wouldn't even be aware of any strange things going on if it weren't for one of my colleagues being super-prepared I don't listen to radio, and I look at the HAZ Online maybe once a month, so a lot of local stuff walks straight past me. It's a constant source of amusement for me that I know more about what's going on in Bavaria than my local state, just because I'm not consuming media the way the media establishment thinks is correct.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 17:08
|
|
|
Spice World War II posted:On the Apfelgeräte at work the cell broadcast feature was enabled after the recent updates, BUT there also is a sub-setting that specifically disables test messages, which was selected automatically. BBK tweeted that the warning was sent on the highest priority state and NOT as a test warning, so this setting should not have affected it. So if your Apfelgerät didn't cry you will die when Putin's tanks roll in!
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 17:18
|
|
|
Eh, worked fine both on my work and private phone. Android and iOS respectively. Same for all of my colleagues. You might all just be living in a Funkloch. "Die Russen kommen" Sirenen worked fine too, a minute or two later.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 17:20
|
|
|
Have you considered that everything worked correctly and everyone who was actually supposed to get a warning and survive got one?  e: I mean, a lot of pretty hurtful things have been said about bundesregierung itt over the years by exactly the people who didn't get warnings GABA ghoul fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Dec 8, 2022 |
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 17:33
|
|
|
not only did I get the normal warning, Katwarn also did one, with a seperate tone!
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 17:34
|
|
|
4/9 success rate in my Arbeitsgruppe. No Telekom customers received it, but even the one guy with just an emergency phone (brick phone without SIM card) got it  No one received the Entwarnung though.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 17:34
|
|
|
GABA ghoul posted:Have you considered that everything worked correctly and everyone who was actually supposed to get a warning and survive got one? 
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 17:40
|
|
|
Spin And Speed posted:4/9 success rate in my Arbeitsgruppe. Interesting, I’m Telekom too and I didn’t get anything and assumed it was because my iOS wasn’t fully up to date - but I did get an advance warning by SMS a week or so ago.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 18:13
|
|
|
Spin And Speed posted:4/9 success rate in my Arbeitsgruppe. Wait, there was supposed to be an Entwarnung?
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 18:15
|
|
|
Libluini posted:Wait, there was supposed to be an Entwarnung? No going forward you are to remain alarmed at all times
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 18:24
|
|
|
Yeah Saruman got royally hosed when that didn’t go through
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 18:46
|
|
|
Tarquinn posted:Eh, worked fine both on my work and private phone. Android and iOS respectively. Same for all of my colleagues. I got the warning in my Funkloch of a village. My colleagues in the office with work iphones didn't even though there is 5G coverage there. However, we are currently working on a Chinese contract, so I am assuming our Habaerbeck human rights duumvirate made sure none of our work phones would get any alarms
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 18:53
|
|
|
I'm pretty loving disgusted with the fact that in Germany the standard sounds for the emergency broadcast system isn't "alARM... aaalAARM" you know the one
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 18:58
|
|
|
I got a "Presidential Alert" and had to check the news in case our government had changed or someone had given Steinmeier the keys to the Notfallwarnsystem.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 18:58
|
|
|
Libluini posted:Wait, there was supposed to be an Entwarnung? Upon googling it, only on certain apps e.g. Katwarn or Nina. At 11:45.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 19:23
|
|
|
Spin And Speed posted:Upon googling it, only on certain apps e.g. Katwarn or Nina. At 11:45. There was also an Entwarnung per siren here. They even finally fixed that one siren near my house that always blared a few minutes later then the other ones.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 20:19
|
|
|
It took me 30 seconds to figure out why an Entwarnung would have been relevant to Saruman
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 20:38
|
|
|
aphid_licker posted:It took me 30 seconds to figure out why an Entwarnung would have been relevant to Saruman Same. But totally worth it. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 20:40
|
|
|
aphid_licker posted:It took me 30 seconds to figure out why an Entwarnung would have been relevant to Saruman Ooooohhhh Goddamn, Zwille
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 20:40
|
|
|
ephex posted:I'm pretty loving disgusted with the fact that in Germany the standard sounds for the emergency broadcast system isn't "alARM... aaalAARM" 
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 20:53
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 6, 2024 16:09 |
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm-uif8SYYs
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 21:00
|
|