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Stoner Sloth

Quadramind posted:

Yeah, little Ben is the best. It's been a couple of months since we last hung out, so I got the warmest welcome. Lot more piss than you get with most friends, but he's only little, he can't help it.

depends on the friends in question :wink:

# ? Dec 9, 2022 14:35

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# ? May 25, 2024 01:08

Stoner Sloth

Prof. Crocodile posted:

i feel that possibly you are owed some royalties

so long as sloths are spreading joy in the hearts of many, that's royalties enough for me... is what my lawyer advised me not to say

# ? Dec 9, 2022 14:36

Stoner Sloth

Quadramind posted:

Well, I hate to pile more misery on to the pile, but I was so, so close to calling an ambulance for myself yesterday. Been sick since February, and getting sicker.

I moved back in with my amazing gf and her nana, because I have to concede that I can't take care of myself any more.

This is a good move. I should be in a better position to recover now. Then slap my rear end and put me back in, coach.

My dog lives here

glad you have cool people in your life and hope you feeling better soon friend... ps also pls tell dog byob loves them and give ear scritches tia

# ? Dec 9, 2022 14:38

Goons Are Gifts

FIRST OF ALL

Secondly,

But also

To which I personally would add

And I'm gonna finish with saying that

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk I hope I was able to convince you with my arguments

# ? Dec 9, 2022 14:56

barclayed: "I just saved your ass... with MONOPOLY!"

Grinches are Glowing posted:

So byob how's the situation give me a rundown from the warfront, what's for lunch today, how are you going to make this Friday fresh and colorful and special llk, what's the party plan tell me

i'm taking my last final for my college courses in bout 5 minutes. after that gotta go pack up my dorm. hopefully gonna get some food somewhere in between. not sure if there is time for me to party.

# ? Dec 9, 2022 14:56

Quadramind

I would love to be safely fired from a trebuchet.

# ? Dec 9, 2022 15:36

Saoshyant

Grinches are Glowing posted:

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk I hope I was able to convince you with my arguments

Dang! I can honestly say much of my day will be spent thinking on those strong arguments.

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Dec 9, 2022 15:36

Escape From Noise

Quadramind posted:

Well, I hate to pile more misery on to the pile, but I was so, so close to calling an ambulance for myself yesterday. Been sick since February, and getting sicker.

I moved back in with my amazing gf and her nana, because I have to concede that I can't take care of myself any more.

This is a good move. I should be in a better position to recover now. Then slap my rear end and put me back in, coach.

My dog lives here

I hope things work out for you! Sorry. I don't know what else to add. Too many brewskies.

# ? Dec 9, 2022 15:43

Quadramind

This is nanny's dog, Rex, with all the stones he rescued from the river this summer.

He's very old and completely mad.

# ? Dec 9, 2022 15:51

Saoshyant

Quadramind posted:

He's very old and completely mad.

Looks the part. He's currently eyeing you in case you decide to take his precious stones.

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Dec 9, 2022 16:23

Quadramind

There are piles of rocks inside and outside both exterior doors, under the couch in the kitchen, in the hollow by the road where he waits for cars to yell at. All his teeth are chipped and blunt from gobbing rocks.

When we were remodeling one of the rooms here recently, we used his stones as backfill.

Good boy.

# ? Dec 9, 2022 16:32

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Quadramind posted:

This is nanny's dog, Rex, with all the stones he rescued from the river this summer.

He's very old and completely mad.

Sounds like he's providing clues

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 9, 2022 16:46

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

Friends it has come to my attention that Saoshyant is a spy undertaking operations to undermine BYOB for the cause of Coupons and Deals. This cannot be allowed to stand, we must take action

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# ? Dec 9, 2022 17:39

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Happy Friday. _{(or Saturday if it is tomorrow where you live)}

# ? Dec 9, 2022 17:41

Saoshyant

Rarity posted:

Friends it has come to my attention that Saoshyant is a spy undertaking operations to undermine BYOB for the cause of Coupons and Deals. This cannot be allowed to stand, we must take action

Lies and slander! I merely promote our own BYOB's BFM + Heather Papps Movie Nite, which they named after the most horrifying, bone chilling thing we can think about.

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Dec 9, 2022 18:00

sb hermit

Rarity posted:

Friends it has come to my attention that Saoshyant is a spy undertaking operations to undermine BYOB for the cause of Coupons and Deals. This cannot be allowed to stand, we must take action

Mrgrgr!

# ? Dec 9, 2022 18:05

sb hermit

Grinches are Glowing posted:

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk I hope I was able to convince you with my arguments

# ? Dec 9, 2022 18:06

DaChurl: I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

Quadramind posted:

This right here is a Very Good Buddy. Please give him a hug and snuggle into that fluff before throwing the ball as many times as he would like. tia

# ? Dec 9, 2022 18:45

DaChurl: I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

It's mandatory social media training time but I've got a seat in the back where no one can see that I'm on my phone and a now empty cup of hazelnut coffee so it is time to post!

# ? Dec 9, 2022 18:47

DaChurl: I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

Meant to include a thing:
:coffeepal:

# ? Dec 9, 2022 18:49

Escape From Noise

I really enjoy The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends a lot. I also love Adam West Batman. It may very well be because of my dad. Which is pretty funny because he was born in 1963.

# ? Dec 9, 2022 18:50

DaChurl: I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

Escape From Noise posted:

I really enjoy The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends a lot. I also love Adam West Batman. It may very well be because of my dad. Which is pretty funny because he was born in 1963.

I maintain that Adam West is the best live-action Bruce Wayne (probably also Batman honestly) and Batman the Movie is one of the best movies out there. His comedic timing and commitment to the bit is so so good. The decisive exclamation of "Precisely, Robin!"
*Chef's kiss*
Gotta rewatch some Rocky and Bullwinkle it's been too long.

# ? Dec 9, 2022 19:00

Escape From Noise

DaChurl posted:

I maintain that Adam West is the best live-action Bruce Wayne (probably also Batman honestly) and Batman the Movie is one of the best movies out there. His comedic timing and commitment to the bit is so so good. The decisive exclamation of "Precisely, Robin!"
*Chef's kiss*
Gotta rewatch some Rocky and Bullwinkle it's been too long.

Someone uploaded entire seasons on YouTube.

Also yeah. Adam West cracks me up.

# ? Dec 9, 2022 19:12

Ass-penny

# ? Dec 9, 2022 19:30

barclayed: "I just saved your ass... with MONOPOLY!"

rear end-penny posted:

beauty and grace

# ? Dec 9, 2022 19:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

Saoshyant posted:

Lies and slander! I merely promote our own BYOB's BFM + Heather Papps Movie Nite, which they named after the most horrifying, bone chilling thing we can think about.

i pray for peace on the boards, one day

Escape From Noise posted:

Someone uploaded entire seasons on YouTube.

Also yeah. Adam West cracks me up.

more then once in the adam west batman they'd be confronted with chasing the bad guys or rescuing some citizens and batman ALWAYS rescued the citizens and that stuck with me. those in peril would generally prefer help to vengeance, at least immediately.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 9, 2022 19:31

barclayed: "I just saved your ass... with MONOPOLY!"

i'm still working on my SASSmas gift and while i think it's so cool and my Santee will hopefully love it, i am cursing myself for taking up another crochet project especially with a time limit

# ? Dec 9, 2022 21:03

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Grinches are Glowing posted:

FIRST OF ALL

Secondly,

But also

To which I personally would add

And I'm gonna finish with saying that

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk I hope I was able to convince you with my arguments

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# ? Dec 9, 2022 21:40

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Barking Gecko posted:

Happy Friday. _{(or Saturday if it is tomorrow where you live)}

Thank you for acknowledging god's favourite timezone :pray:

# ? Dec 9, 2022 21:43

barclayed: "I just saved your ass... with MONOPOLY!"

I FINALLY HAVE A CAT TO POST!

this is munchkin, the kitty who lived under my grandma's porch and has recently been domesticated.

# ? Dec 9, 2022 23:56

barclayed: "I just saved your ass... with MONOPOLY!"

gently caress the picture isn't working

# ? Dec 9, 2022 23:57

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

barclayed posted:

I FINALLY HAVE A CAT TO POST!

this is munchkin, the kitty who lived under my grandma's porch and has recently been domesticated.

the picture is working and the cat is top notch

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 10, 2022 00:04

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I have no cat and I must post

# ? Dec 10, 2022 01:11

Heather Papps: hello friend

okay so i was singing christmas songs with my gramma at the new care facility she moved into, and i guess it was pyjama day for the staff and residents or something. i noticed a lot of psw's in pjs before i saw the poster it was very confusing.

anyways while singing and having ice cream floats a psw who was like half way done being pregnant came in for one reason or another and i overheard her complaining that she thought she would fit normally into her pyjamas despite the pregnancy, but they were way tighter than she was happy with.

anyways a minute later she, i guess i was not looking, bent over to pick something up and this very adorable old lady who clearly had some sort of brain injury or problem based on observing her for an hour said "well the pyjamas may be tight but it's okay because you got a GREAT rear end"

i am glad i have learned to laugh silently, in my head, because holy gently caress it was one of the funniest things i've ever heard.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 10, 2022 01:50

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

SIMPLY

# ? Dec 10, 2022 02:45

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

HAVING

# ? Dec 10, 2022 02:46

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 10, 2022 02:49

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

DaChurl posted:

I maintain that Adam West is the best live-action Bruce Wayne (probably also Batman honestly) and Batman the Movie is one of the best movies out there. His comedic timing and commitment to the bit is so so good. The decisive exclamation of "Precisely, Robin!"

This is for me the absolute highlight of Adam West's magical power of somehow being hammy and subtly understated at the same time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjhQb3rm6Hk&t=410s

# ? Dec 10, 2022 02:56