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kirbysuperstar posted:It's a fun game but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow that's bad. yeah the weird thing is that the game itself started as a completely nonsexualized pg13 dungeon crawler game (a friend online even recommended it to me and said it was like dark souls) but then they did a kickstarter for it and the devs slowly became more and more deranged as they saw who their largest audience was glad i didnt buy it
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I just installed Little Witch in the Woods cause it seems like a fun Stardew-esque game to relax with. I am going to regret asking this, but what the gently caress is "Cunny"? From everyone's reactions I'm guessing it's not good, and so I don't really want to google that poo poo.
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It’s a variation on oval office and you can infer what the variation implies from the character they’re talking about.
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It's like bussy, but in front and on a girl.
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4chan slang for "underage vagina", or sexualised children in general see also "cute & funny" which is often used by the same crowd as a dogwhistle
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Reddit is full of pedophiles, gotcha.
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syntaxfunction posted:Reddit is full of pedophiles, gotcha. Well, yes, but I think we're talking about Twitter. Edit: I still think my "NoBeta" joke was good. ![]()
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little witch in the woods is afaict totally unrelated to little witch nobeta though so don't worry
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Agents are GO! posted:Well, yes, but I think we're talking about Twitter. Wow, I totally forgot the thread I was in, it seemed to fit so perfectly in the Reddit bad thread. Apparently the game is good tho? I still want to play it, I just might avoid like, anything online that isn't a guide.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:little witch in the woods is afaict totally unrelated to little witch nobeta though so don't worry Yeah Little Witch in the Woods looks adorable, not horny. syntaxfunction posted:Wow, I totally forgot the thread I was in, it seemed to fit so perfectly in the Reddit bad thread. Apparently the game is good tho? I still want to play it, I just might avoid like, anything online that isn't a guide. "Just reading it for the articles." You really don't have enough games to play that you can't skip the pedobait Dark Souls?
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When is someone going to make a game about very large witches
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preferably not horny
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resistentialism posted:When is someone going to make a game about very large witches That was Resident Evil 8
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secretly best girl posted:That was Resident Evil 8 or dragon's crown
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:yeah the weird thing is that the game itself started as a completely nonsexualized pg13 dungeon crawler game (a friend online even recommended it to me and said it was like dark souls) The initial thing wasn't too bad from in its original form, I remember seeing video of it at the time. Cute, but really unpolished. Last I heard of it is the devs stopped really updating it and kept blowing their money on attending conventions or something. That was like a year and a half ago? but yeah looks they jumped off the deep end since then ![]()
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resistentialism posted:preferably not horny gently caress i was gonna say bayonetta is 7 feet tall large enough
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Wait, wait, I thought it was just witch themed Stardew Valley? When did that change? I saw it when it was first announced in early access and haven't kept track since. It's now Dark Souls but creepy (in a bad way)? What happened? EDIT: OH gently caress. I thought Little Witch NoBeta meant public release of Little Witch in the Woods. I was honestly upset thinking the Witch Stardew game was made bad.
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Odd Wilson posted:The initial thing wasn't too bad from in its original form, I remember seeing video of it at the time. Cute, but really unpolished. Last I heard of it is the devs stopped really updating it and kept blowing their money on attending conventions or something. That was like a year and a half ago? No, the game came out in completed form some months ago and doesn't have..any of this weirdness in it (AFAIK? I'm pretty sure). I think they just hired some bottom of the barrel /v/ poster to run their English twitter or something because jesus what the gently caress man
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kirbysuperstar posted:No, the game came out in completed form some months ago and doesn't have..any of this weirdness in it (AFAIK? I'm pretty sure). I think they just hired some bottom of the barrel /v/ poster to run their English twitter or something because jesus what the gently caress man That same person ran their kickstarter and poo poo too then, they let backers vote on outfits to add to the game and ended up with a playboy bunny fetish outfit and a skimpy bikini IIRC there was a bunch of other creepy poo poo in the merch they sent out to kickstarter backers too but I did not follow closely enough to know what all it was also the artists are onboard since the official twitter links to places where you can buy 'sexy' art of the little girl main character
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Ugh, that sucks rear end
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Anime games: not even once.
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syntaxfunction posted:Wait, wait, I thought it was just witch themed Stardew Valley? When did that change? I saw it when it was first announced in early access and haven't kept track since. It's now Dark Souls but creepy (in a bad way)? What happened?
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resistentialism posted:When is someone going to make a game about very large witches how quickly we forget Gigamaidens
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Well, it's not a pedobait-game-some-goons-apparently-really-want-to-play-for-some-reason, but I was looking at the Points shop on Steam because why not, and, lol:![]() Fake edit, LMAO: https://i.imgur.com/WCrGrse.mp4 Real Edit: Make that the C-SPAM background please. Agents are GO! fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Dec 12, 2022 |
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Spermaquote:Experience a roguelite in a fashion you never asked for. Command a fleet of brave spermoids, upgrade your load, and save the world by getting fertilized!
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I don't know if it's better than the current title or not but![]()
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History Comes Inside! posted:It’s a variation on oval office and you can infer what the variation implies from the character they’re talking about. Specifically it is a rather archaic form of it so if you see it in a historical context it is probably less weird. I defer to other goons on specific modern usages of it.
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OwlFancier posted:Specifically it is a rather archaic form of it so if you see it in a historical context it is probably less weird. I defer to other goons on specific modern usages of it. I don't think I'd seen it outside of stuff like the worse bits of George RR Martin books, so it was kind of a nasty surprise to encounter it in the wild.
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OwlFancier posted:Specifically it is a rather archaic form of it so if you see it in a historical context it is probably less weird. I defer to other goons on specific modern usages of it. I'm aware of it in the context of a Victorian-era porn novel, yeah. It being co-opted by pedophiles is a bit of a shock.
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the steam thread pointed out the ability to sort search results by price. if you narrow it down to just 'games' (not bundles or blindingly overpriced p2w-game dlc) there's surprisingly only about 2-3 pages of stuff over $60 among the 70,000+ games on steam and there's a lot of weird bad games: ![]() this one started as some kind of $2 scp game and then when the indie dev realized he couldn't use the scp name because of trademark BS he renamed it, changed the price to $200 and put "DO NOT BUY" in the description ![]() here's a $150 couples' therapy app that will remind you to wash the dishes ![]() $130 for "asteroids but the gun is controlled by your mic so you have to say 'pif paf' out loud to shoot"
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:
This reminds me of a way more obnoxious version of the old card game Mag Blast, where when you played an attack card you had to make "pew pew" noises or the attack didn't work. It was in the rule book.
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Terrible Awful Games: you have to say 'pif paf' out loud to shoot
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:
There was this water gun in the 90s that you wore on your head and shouted FIRE to get it to squirt. This sounds like it would be fun for about as long. Also who approved a product that resulted in children running around yelling Fire?
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pif paf
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Great Beer posted:There was this water gun in the 90s that you wore on your head and shouted FIRE to get it to squirt. This sounds like it would be fun for about as long. Yeah it's stupid. They should shout "water".
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Great Beer posted:There was this water gun in the 90s that you wore on your head and shouted FIRE to get it to squirt. This sounds like it would be fun for about as long. If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure any loud sound triggered it, so most kids probably ran around yelling "FART" and "rear end" into the thing.
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Railing Kill posted:If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure any loud sound triggered it, so most kids probably ran around yelling "FART" and "rear end" into the thing. Which is also evidence that the designers of FAMICOM controllers had no children/spent no time at home with their kids.
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Commander Keene posted:Terrible Awful Games: you have to say 'pif paf' out loud to shoot
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god fine
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:54 |
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boris johnson themed fps
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