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RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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kirbysuperstar posted:

It's a fun game but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow that's bad.

yeah the weird thing is that the game itself started as a completely nonsexualized pg13 dungeon crawler game (a friend online even recommended it to me and said it was like dark souls)
but then they did a kickstarter for it and the devs slowly became more and more deranged as they saw who their largest audience was

glad i didnt buy it

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I just installed Little Witch in the Woods cause it seems like a fun Stardew-esque game to relax with. I am going to regret asking this, but what the gently caress is "Cunny"?

From everyone's reactions I'm guessing it's not good, and so I don't really want to google that poo poo.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It’s a variation on oval office and you can infer what the variation implies from the character they’re talking about.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
It's like bussy, but in front and on a girl.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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4chan slang for "underage vagina", or sexualised children in general see also "cute & funny" which is often used by the same crowd as a dogwhistle

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Reddit is full of pedophiles, gotcha.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

syntaxfunction posted:

Reddit is full of pedophiles, gotcha.

Well, yes, but I think we're talking about Twitter.

Edit: I still think my "NoBeta" joke was good.:colbert:

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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little witch in the woods is afaict totally unrelated to little witch nobeta though so don't worry

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Agents are GO! posted:

Well, yes, but I think we're talking about Twitter.

Wow, I totally forgot the thread I was in, it seemed to fit so perfectly in the Reddit bad thread. Apparently the game is good tho? I still want to play it, I just might avoid like, anything online that isn't a guide.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

little witch in the woods is afaict totally unrelated to little witch nobeta though so don't worry

Yeah Little Witch in the Woods looks adorable, not horny.

syntaxfunction posted:

Wow, I totally forgot the thread I was in, it seemed to fit so perfectly in the Reddit bad thread. Apparently the game is good tho? I still want to play it, I just might avoid like, anything online that isn't a guide.

"Just reading it for the articles."

You really don't have enough games to play that you can't skip the pedobait Dark Souls?

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

When is someone going to make a game about very large witches

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

preferably not horny

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

resistentialism posted:

When is someone going to make a game about very large witches

That was Resident Evil 8

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

secretly best girl posted:

That was Resident Evil 8

or dragon's crown

Left 4 Bread
Oct 4, 2021

i sleep

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

yeah the weird thing is that the game itself started as a completely nonsexualized pg13 dungeon crawler game (a friend online even recommended it to me and said it was like dark souls)
but then they did a kickstarter for it and the devs slowly became more and more deranged as they saw who their largest audience was

glad i didnt buy it

The initial thing wasn't too bad from in its original form, I remember seeing video of it at the time. Cute, but really unpolished. Last I heard of it is the devs stopped really updating it and kept blowing their money on attending conventions or something. That was like a year and a half ago?

but yeah looks they jumped off the deep end since then :stonk:

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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resistentialism posted:

preferably not horny

gently caress i was gonna say bayonetta
is 7 feet tall large enough

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Wait, wait, I thought it was just witch themed Stardew Valley? When did that change? I saw it when it was first announced in early access and haven't kept track since. It's now Dark Souls but creepy (in a bad way)? What happened?

EDIT: OH gently caress. I thought Little Witch NoBeta meant public release of Little Witch in the Woods. I was honestly upset thinking the Witch Stardew game was made bad.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Odd Wilson posted:

The initial thing wasn't too bad from in its original form, I remember seeing video of it at the time. Cute, but really unpolished. Last I heard of it is the devs stopped really updating it and kept blowing their money on attending conventions or something. That was like a year and a half ago?

but yeah looks they jumped off the deep end since then :stonk:

No, the game came out in completed form some months ago and doesn't have..any of this weirdness in it (AFAIK? I'm pretty sure). I think they just hired some bottom of the barrel /v/ poster to run their English twitter or something because jesus what the gently caress man

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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kirbysuperstar posted:

No, the game came out in completed form some months ago and doesn't have..any of this weirdness in it (AFAIK? I'm pretty sure). I think they just hired some bottom of the barrel /v/ poster to run their English twitter or something because jesus what the gently caress man

That same person ran their kickstarter and poo poo too then, they let backers vote on outfits to add to the game and ended up with a playboy bunny fetish outfit and a skimpy bikini
IIRC there was a bunch of other creepy poo poo in the merch they sent out to kickstarter backers too but I did not follow closely enough to know what all it was
also the artists are onboard since the official twitter links to places where you can buy 'sexy' art of the little girl main character

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Ugh, that sucks rear end

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Anime games: not even once.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



syntaxfunction posted:

Wait, wait, I thought it was just witch themed Stardew Valley? When did that change? I saw it when it was first announced in early access and haven't kept track since. It's now Dark Souls but creepy (in a bad way)? What happened?

EDIT: OH gently caress. I thought Little Witch NoBeta meant public release of Little Witch in the Woods. I was honestly upset thinking the Witch Stardew game was made bad.
No, the full title is "Little Witch Nobeta", where Nobeta is... the name of the main character? Or something? "Little Witch In The Woods" is a completely unrelated game.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

resistentialism posted:

When is someone going to make a game about very large witches

how quickly we forget Gigamaidens

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Well, it's not a pedobait-game-some-goons-apparently-really-want-to-play-for-some-reason, but I was looking at the Points shop on Steam because why not, and, lol:




Fake edit, LMAO:

https://i.imgur.com/WCrGrse.mp4

Real Edit: Make that the C-SPAM background please.

Agents are GO! fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Dec 12, 2022

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Sperma

quote:

Experience a roguelite in a fashion you never asked for. Command a fleet of brave spermoids, upgrade your load, and save the world by getting fertilized!
I think this goes here.

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
I don't know if it's better than the current title or not but

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

History Comes Inside! posted:

It’s a variation on oval office and you can infer what the variation implies from the character they’re talking about.

Specifically it is a rather archaic form of it so if you see it in a historical context it is probably less weird. I defer to other goons on specific modern usages of it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



OwlFancier posted:

Specifically it is a rather archaic form of it so if you see it in a historical context it is probably less weird. I defer to other goons on specific modern usages of it.

I don't think I'd seen it outside of stuff like the worse bits of George RR Martin books, so it was kind of a nasty surprise to encounter it in the wild.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

OwlFancier posted:

Specifically it is a rather archaic form of it so if you see it in a historical context it is probably less weird. I defer to other goons on specific modern usages of it.

I'm aware of it in the context of a Victorian-era porn novel, yeah. It being co-opted by pedophiles is a bit of a shock.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

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the steam thread pointed out the ability to sort search results by price.
if you narrow it down to just 'games' (not bundles or blindingly overpriced p2w-game dlc) there's surprisingly only about 2-3 pages of stuff over $60 among the 70,000+ games on steam

and there's a lot of weird bad games:

this one started as some kind of $2 scp game and then when the indie dev realized he couldn't use the scp name because of trademark BS he renamed it, changed the price to $200 and put "DO NOT BUY" in the description


here's a $150 couples' therapy app that will remind you to wash the dishes


$130 for "asteroids but the gun is controlled by your mic so you have to say 'pif paf' out loud to shoot"

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

RPATDO_LAMD posted:


$130 for "asteroids but the gun is controlled by your mic so you have to say 'pif paf' out loud to shoot"

This reminds me of a way more obnoxious version of the old card game Mag Blast, where when you played an attack card you had to make "pew pew" noises or the attack didn't work. It was in the rule book.

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Terrible Awful Games: you have to say 'pif paf' out loud to shoot

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

RPATDO_LAMD posted:



$130 for "asteroids but the gun is controlled by your mic so you have to say 'pif paf' out loud to shoot"

There was this water gun in the 90s that you wore on your head and shouted FIRE to get it to squirt. This sounds like it would be fun for about as long.

Also who approved a product that resulted in children running around yelling Fire?

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mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
pif paf

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Great Beer posted:

There was this water gun in the 90s that you wore on your head and shouted FIRE to get it to squirt. This sounds like it would be fun for about as long.

Also who approved a product that resulted in children running around yelling Fire?



Yeah it's stupid. They should shout "water".

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Great Beer posted:

There was this water gun in the 90s that you wore on your head and shouted FIRE to get it to squirt. This sounds like it would be fun for about as long.

Also who approved a product that resulted in children running around yelling Fire?



If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure any loud sound triggered it, so most kids probably ran around yelling "FART" and "rear end" into the thing.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Railing Kill posted:

If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure any loud sound triggered it, so most kids probably ran around yelling "FART" and "rear end" into the thing.

Which is also evidence that the designers of FAMICOM controllers had no children/spent no time at home with their kids.

Mix.
Jan 24, 2021

Huh? What?


Commander Keene posted:

Terrible Awful Games: you have to say 'pif paf' out loud to shoot

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

god fine

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

boris johnson themed fps

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