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GolfHole posted:the pledge of allegiance is dystopian as gently caress
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They banned apes from eating the dead bodies of other apes. Apes don't have issues with this like we do. Its just normal. We shouldn't force our culture onto ape culture
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 22:07 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:They banned apes from eating the dead bodies of other apes. Apes don't have issues with this like we do. Its just normal. We shouldn't force our culture onto ape culture That's hosed up. Let the apes eat they selves if they want to.
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 22:09 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:They banned apes from eating the dead bodies of other apes. Apes don't have issues with this like we do. Its just normal. We shouldn't force our culture onto ape culture who banned apes from eating dead apes? You know Laws don't apply to animals
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 22:10 |
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I do not begrudge the apes but if it were between me and the ape I would kill it with my bare hands
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 22:49 |
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bring out your largest, strongest ape and he will kill it on the spot no question
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Bad Purchase posted:bring out your largest, strongest ape and he will kill it on the spot no question your funeral
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 23:07 |
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Ape shall not kill ape
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# ? Dec 11, 2022 23:31 |
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people wear hybrid sock/shoes made out of neoprene or something, and they have seperate toe parts (like gloves for feet). repulsive
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 02:51 |
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git apologist posted:people wear hybrid sock/shoes made out of neoprene or something, and they have seperate toe parts (like gloves for feet). repulsive everyone i've ever met with those has been a complete loving weirdo, it's great
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 02:56 |
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profiting off slavery with the prison industrial complex is mad jacked holmes.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 03:02 |
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there's loads more internet but it's all TERRIBLE
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 03:34 |
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Delta-P posted:Donald Trump was president. "You remember Donald Trump?" "That real estate crook with all the wives? The guy they used to make jokes about on late-night talk shows? What about him?" "Well..."
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 03:37 |
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If they're from the 90s you need to talk in terms they'll understand. Tell them they're remaking all the movies and shows that are current to them but the actors are 30 years older and they're all awful. They'll get it.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 03:47 |
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"They made Star Wars episodes 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, and 9." "Wow! Great!" "No. I'm so sorry."
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 03:52 |
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You can watch any show or movie anytime you want and the number of choices is so overwhelming you just watch stuff you've already seen
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 04:51 |
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"the message board comes to life and stormed the capital"
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 04:53 |
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The United States of America does not have a Test Cricket team. And cannot reasonably be expected to take even the first steps towards being a civilized country until they do so.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 04:54 |
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We use our Apple Computer phones as a credit card to pay for things like boba tea, haircuts and life saving medication.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 04:57 |
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There are tip jars for people to get played to play video games, enough to live in an apartment and do this full time, but your mental toll takes it's toll when you feel you're not good enough, and the biggest supporters who invest in you get really invested in your personal life as well, to the point they spread gossip, and if you decide to stop or take a break, you'll lose it all. Never stop playing, don't worry, Sonic the Hedgehog is still around!
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 05:00 |
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TelevisedInsanity posted:We use our Apple Computer phones as a credit card to pay for things like boba tea, haircuts and life saving medication. how dare people have little joys and, *checks notes*, life saving medication flubber nuts posted:profiting off slavery with the prison industrial complex is mad jacked holmes. this is the real answer. every level of our society is built upon slave labor that never stopped, it just became nationalized. we can't nationalize the power grid, health care, and we're un-nationalizing education, but we can sure as poo poo run for profit prisons with slave labor for the richest people on earth to keep profits soaring. Bottom Liner fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Dec 12, 2022 |
# ? Dec 12, 2022 05:25 |
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The news is set up with format and content that would have made Joseph Goebbels wet his pants out of joy but more than half the country doesn't notice it.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 05:50 |
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Not only was Trump elected President, he was like three or four moves from becoming dictator for life
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 06:13 |
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All future technology will be developed with the goal of conducting surveillance on you and collecting your personal data.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 06:41 |
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OOPS!
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 06:47 |
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Pinche Rudo posted:Not only was Trump elected President, he was like three or four moves from becoming dictator for life And democracy was saved by Dan Quayle.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 06:47 |
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Zybourne Clock posted:Cops hunt people for sport, and whenever they bag a victim, they win a two-week paid vacation. To be fair this was a big deal in the 90's too. Kinda sad it's just as bad, if not way worse, 30 years later.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 06:56 |
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It's not like it's even the first brain-dead actor president that a very loud minority (?) can't shut up about idgi
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 07:00 |
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Women, people of color, and LGBTQ+ people have more, and yet far less rights somehow. One step forward, three steps back, y’know? *wormhole closes*
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 07:05 |
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The food op
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 07:24 |
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A rich guy bought a website to post 4chan memes and conspiracy theories, and elected officials aren't just talking about it but also want the government to help him.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 07:33 |
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I'd say it's the pigs with tanks and the people who like the pigs having tanks and the loving tech billionaires giving the proletariat slave jobs through their phones and the daily mass shootings and the people who refuse to give up their right to experience daily mass shootings cuz some twat said something about liberty and safety once. Or how the government is openly paid by corporations to keep things totally locked in place, ensuring that things only get worse forever and also how when you look at the American flag you get the same guttural revulsion to a symbol of evil like with the swastika. Except that there are probably one million times more American flags being displayed right now than whatever peak world swastika flag quantity was/is. And Disney. And the loving ads. And parking. And shopping. And eating. And working. Somewhere, somehow, they're different now, none of 'em are the same, they all got chewed up and spit back out, and they don't taste like living anymore! Don't you see what it's like in this deranged Whirring Blender of a world?! Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt … Aaaah, you never forget your senior prom … YOU think I'm "sick"?! Well the only disease I've got is "Modern Life," a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freeze outs, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like, say, if some nymphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian mat-slappers agree to a little strip air hockey, it'll be over before it starts 'cuz some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking cab-jockey slams his checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santeria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete, and even with all this, with ALL THIS, I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day, knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those Pearly Gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway 'cuz some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santeria cult so does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem DERANGED???!!
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You have the technology to peer into the lives of people in other countries and see how much better they have it. You come to realize you're living in one of the worst and most dangerous first world countries and that you could have had it so much better. It's like living in Dante's Limbo where you aren't really in Hell, but your punishment is having to look into heaven and realizing you'll never get there.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 07:46 |
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Nooner posted:people will get big mad at you irl if you call someone gay online
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 08:01 |
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kntfkr posted:I'd say it's the pigs with tanks and the people who like the pigs having tanks and the loving tech billionaires giving the proletariat slave jobs through their phones and the daily mass shootings and the people who refuse to give up their right to experience daily mass shootings cuz some twat said something about liberty and safety once. Or how the government is openly paid by corporations to keep things totally locked in place, ensuring that things only get worse forever and also how when you look at the American flag you get the same guttural revulsion to a symbol of evil like with the swastika. Except that there are probably one million times more American flags being displayed right now than whatever peak world swastika flag quantity was/is. And Disney. And the loving ads. And parking. And shopping. And eating. And working. Somewhere, somehow, they're different now, none of 'em are the same, they all got chewed up and spit back out, and they don't taste like living anymore! Don't you see what it's like in this deranged Whirring Blender of a world?! Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt … Aaaah, you never forget your senior prom … YOU think I'm "sick"?! Well the only disease I've got is "Modern Life," a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freeze outs, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like, say, if some nymphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian mat-slappers agree to a little strip air hockey, it'll be over before it starts 'cuz some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking cab-jockey slams his checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santeria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete, and even with all this, with ALL THIS, I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day, knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those Pearly Gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway 'cuz some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santeria cult so does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem DERANGED???!! watch some 60 fps hi def 4k virtual reality porno that syncs up to your fleshlight with bluetooth and you'll be right as rain, my friend
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 08:04 |
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kntfkr posted:I'd say it's the pigs with tanks and the people who like the pigs having tanks and the loving tech billionaires giving the proletariat slave jobs through their phones and the daily mass shootings and the people who refuse to give up their right to experience daily mass shootings cuz some twat said something about liberty and safety once. Or how the government is openly paid by corporations to keep things totally locked in place, ensuring that things only get worse forever and also how when you look at the American flag you get the same guttural revulsion to a symbol of evil like with the swastika. Except that there are probably one million times more American flags being displayed right now than whatever peak world swastika flag quantity was/is. And Disney. And the loving ads. And parking. And shopping. And eating. And working. Somewhere, somehow, they're different now, none of 'em are the same, they all got chewed up and spit back out, and they don't taste like living anymore! Don't you see what it's like in this deranged Whirring Blender of a world?! Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt … Aaaah, you never forget your senior prom … YOU think I'm "sick"?! Well the only disease I've got is "Modern Life," a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freeze outs, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like, say, if some nymphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian mat-slappers agree to a little strip air hockey, it'll be over before it starts 'cuz some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking cab-jockey slams his checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santeria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete, and even with all this, with ALL THIS, I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day, knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those Pearly Gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway 'cuz some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santeria cult so does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem DERANGED???!! Sorry you missed out on the Mcrib promo.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 08:16 |
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nobody plays the game dystopia anymore. hosed Up
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 08:25 |
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The democrats are republicans. The republicans are fascists.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 08:46 |
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kntfkr posted:I'd say it's the pigs with tanks and the people who like the pigs having tanks and the loving tech billionaires giving the proletariat slave jobs through their phones and the daily mass shootings and the people who refuse to give up their right to experience daily mass shootings cuz some twat said something about liberty and safety once. Or how the government is openly paid by corporations to keep things totally locked in place, ensuring that things only get worse forever and also how when you look at the American flag you get the same guttural revulsion to a symbol of evil like with the swastika. Except that there are probably one million times more American flags being displayed right now than whatever peak world swastika flag quantity was/is. And Disney. And the loving ads. And parking. And shopping. And eating. And working. Somewhere, somehow, they're different now, none of 'em are the same, they all got chewed up and spit back out, and they don't taste like living anymore! Don't you see what it's like in this deranged Whirring Blender of a world?! Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt … Aaaah, you never forget your senior prom … YOU think I'm "sick"?! Well the only disease I've got is "Modern Life," a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freeze outs, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like, say, if some nymphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian mat-slappers agree to a little strip air hockey, it'll be over before it starts 'cuz some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking cab-jockey slams his checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santeria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete, and even with all this, with ALL THIS, I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day, knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those Pearly Gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway 'cuz some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santeria cult so does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem DERANGED???!! This can be a tweet soon
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I think you are mistaken about the Trump thing. I mean sure, from our perspective its super hosed. But none of that had happened yet in the 90s. In the 90s he was just a random business man as far as anyone knew. I think he even talked about a potential bid in like 1988, but decided against it. I don't think anyone would really be shocked about surveillance either. Also you all forgetting the US murder rate in the 90's was nearly double what it was today? Jan 6 would IMO be the most shocking thing to tell someone in the 90s. Maybe corporation buying up huge swathes of housing to set up as AirBnB "hotels" too.
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