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CPColin posted:Doctor: Hi, how are you? 
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Both roads each drop into a separate chasm. Accurate.
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Why am I hearing this in gilbert Gottfried's voice?
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Garrand posted:Why am I hearing this in gilbert Gottfried's voice? I always assumed that was thats birbs voice
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enigmahfc posted:I guess a "no idea how normal social interactions work" derail is better than a food derail.... "How are you?" is a pretty American thing. Over here we just say hello and then start talking.
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File name is interesting, CopbOos.png
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are you saying Cops DON'T be Out of sync???
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burial posted:are you saying Cops DON'T be Out of sync??? 🤔 Yes, that is, precisely what I am saying, in your opinion.
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Karate Bastard posted:To clarify, I meant "update that post with a comment on what was removed ". Me I know full well what was removed, and good job, but to everyone who doesn't, the probe reason plus the post as it currently looks is not a good look. That lack of adequate documentation could be a serious issue when the thread auditors show up, I hope they have a note to file about it back at SAHQ.
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Garrand posted:Why am I hearing this in gilbert Gottfried's voice? iago, probably.
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Garrand posted:Why am I hearing this in gilbert Gottfried's voice? Tragically he doesn't appear to be on Cameo so we can't make this a reality e: I'll be perfectly honest I forgot he died Azhais has a new favorite as of 02:32 on Dec 13, 2022 |
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Azhais posted:Tragically he doesn't appear to be on Cameo so we can't make this a reality oh no... I have some bad news for you unfortunately
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Azhais posted:Tragically he doesn't appear to be on Cameo so we can't make this a reality You'd need more than Cameo to make that a reality...
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Baron von Eevl posted:That lack of adequate documentation could be a serious issue when the thread auditors show up, I hope they have a note to file about it back at SAHQ. Don't worry, I documented it in the mod notes.
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https://twitter.com/thedreamthief/status/1601762478794280960
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I actually got a Cameo from him as a gift a few years ago! No you can’t see it, but he makes fun of my mental illness while describing me getting hosed by dogs in a movie producer’s office. It was perfect.
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Bibliotechno Music posted:I actually got a Cameo from him as a gift a few years ago! No you can’t see it, but he makes fun of my mental illness while describing me getting hosed by dogs in a movie producer’s office. It was perfect. Did someone buy a Cameo to have Gilbert Gottfried do a personalized Aristocrats for you? That is unspeakably powerful
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Yes they did, and yes it was
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The day I got diagnosed with ball cancer. I had gone to my primary care doctor due to feeling a lump in my testicle and dull ball aching. The doc had me do a blood draw and sent me immediately to the hospital to get an ultrasound. When i got to radiology at the hospital they said that they had urology waiting to see me after the ultrasound sound as apparently my blood work was already done by the time I got there and was full of tumor markers. The ultrasound tech was a cheerful dude who hit me with "so how's your day going" as we walked back I just deadpan him " today i found out there's a tumor in my testicle" Not too much chit chat after that
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I did have to bite my tongue when the guy at the postal kiosk in the arsehole of nowhere asked how my day was going, after my parcel ended up there following three different fuckups by Australia Post. Like, my day is not going good, mate. I've had to take leave so that I can get here because you only open during office hours and also close early, so I couldn't just take it easy for my morning either. I can't imagine anyone having to come and talk to you if they hadn't had to put up with similar crap, nor that they would be in a good mood. I'm certainly not. All things I did not say, but wanted to. Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 08:15 on Dec 13, 2022 |
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EmbryoSteve posted:The day I got diagnosed with ball cancer. I had gone to my primary care doctor due to feeling a lump in my testicle and dull ball aching. The doc had me do a blood draw and sent me immediately to the hospital to get an ultrasound. When i got to radiology at the hospital they said that they had urology waiting to see me after the ultrasound sound as apparently my blood work was already done by the time I got there and was full of tumor markers. I had an unrelated doctor's appointment the day I got my biopsy results back and when she said "How are you doing" I just said "Well 3 hours ago I found out I have cancer how are you"
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I think the funniest interaction I had was when the doc stopped mid-greeting after looking up from his clipboard and actually seeing me. He immediately went "oh jeeze" before turning to my fiancee to ask if I was alright.
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*at the doctor's office, having eaten Wonka's forbidden gum* "How's it going?" "Swell"
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Baron von Eevl posted:That lack of adequate documentation could be a serious issue when the thread auditors show up, I hope they have a note to file about it back at SAHQ. Now you have me imagining a whole forums dilbert experience going on behind the scenes and it's great
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Sending energy for Scott Adams to manifest Lowtax
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Forums Dilbert HAS to be somebody's username already
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FirstAidKite posted:I think the funniest interaction I had was when the doc stopped mid-greeting after looking up from his clipboard and actually seeing me. He immediately went "oh jeeze" before turning to my fiancee to ask if I was alright. This seems like an odd way for a doctor to act seeing a sick person. "Oh no, the thing I'm supposed to help with is happening!" Seems like something out of monty python or something
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Have you done your monthly thread sheets? QCS wants your posting stats by Dec 21 at the latest for the quarterlies
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flavor.flv posted:Forums Dilbert HAS to be somebody's username already they're called mods
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Karate Bastard posted:Have you done your monthly thread sheets? QCS wants your posting stats by Dec 21 at the latest for the quarterlies Better hurry. The last guy that missed the deadline caught a 100,000 hour probe.
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I haven't hit my reporting quota yet, so if you want to dodge the probe make sure your posts don't come in among the next 100 ones or so itt
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Hold up lemme get my report ready *strains* There it is, ready for QCS
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ZixTheYeti posted:Better hurry. The last guy that missed the deadline caught a 100,000 hour probe. Allow me to remind everyone that 100000 hours is 11.4 years, and that many of them have run out years ago. Also your back hurts.
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Karate Bastard posted:I haven't hit my reporting quota yet, so if you want to dodge the probe make sure your posts don't come in among the next 100 ones or so itt Sorry but all of your reports get filed directly into the trash can
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Of course. They all do. As per procedural implementation of good posting practice 2021A-R3. REPORTED. <  >
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Karate Bastard posted:Of course. They all do. As per procedural implementation of good posting practice 2021A-R3. 
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