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The Postman
May 12, 2007

holy poo poo lmao

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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
https://twitter.com/OzKaterji/status/1603439667910791175

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Propaganda Hour posted:

Lol we all thought he was gonna try for Speaker

if you thought trump was going to try for speaker then I have some NFTs to sell ya

Rynex
Sep 26, 2007

choose your fighter, fellow goons
















ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Rynex posted:

choose your fighter, fellow goons


















these are mine now

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

JFC these are so bad. Look at this stupid face how is this real?

Someone please reset the hellworld simulation it's jumping the shart again.

Post ITT every time you lol at a full hand of Trump cards

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Make America Ape Again.

Youth Decay posted:

bahahaha

quote:

he has suppressed his natural urge to commercialize everything that he touched for love of country.
:lmao: he stole state secrets to sell them to our adversaries.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



:lmao:

I hadn't actually seen the video until just now, and I had forgotten about his weird robot-like speaking cadence. Elon's saga has gotten a lot less funny as of late, but this is gold.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit

ben shapino posted:

these are mine now

Stop, thief!

Rynex
Sep 26, 2007

ben shapino posted:

these are mine now

how could you betray me so easily

here's the video if you dont want to visit the website. as soon as he said they're NFT's, my sides vanished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1jU8EthWIA

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
New Costume Fairy Adventures booster just dropped.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Donald Trump
6 energy, 0 power
On reveal: shits pants, all other cards receive -8 power

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


The photoshopping around the torso is :discourse:

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010





better than lincoln, better than washington. your favourite president! (hopefully)

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
I play POTUS of Greed

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Rynex posted:

choose your fighter, fellow goons




Love that this one looks like Biden

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Rynex posted:

choose your fighter, fellow goons


that's a nice hat


for a clown to wear
to the circus


idiot

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

HOLY poo poo LOL!!

Fre Merzasphor
Mar 8, 2006

It's hilarious how they're still trying to rationalize it, even though they're clearly upset.

quote:

He chose to announce some absurdly expensive NFTs that look decent at best.

Decent? That's very generous.

quote:

I can understand if it’s his way to raise non RNC money bit he should have said that and not hyped this nonsense up so much.

It's totally ok and not a scam if he's just trying to make some extra money. He is a billionaire genius businessman after all! Just wish he was better at messaging.

:lol:

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

hemale in pain posted:



"are the hands big enough yet mr president?"

"no!"
he's wearing painted hulk hands over his tiny hands

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol

Remember all those places and jobs that forced you to get the vaccine under penalty of death?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


When they said reality would be stranger than fiction, they didn't know how loving weirder it could get.

Buy them all, those limited digital cards that will SAVE AMERICA, only 99 of your patriotic dollars!

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
The super mega major announcement was...........NFT's.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't even.

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

hemale in pain posted:

"are the hands big enough yet mr president?"

"no!"

He really does have a complex about his hands doesn't he?

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

"Better than Lincoln, better than Washington."

Goddamn do I hate this man. Just the loving worst piece of poo poo.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
Collect em all for the low low price of $4,455,000!!!

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




I'm right clicking to save all these cards. World's biggest heist!

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

PhazonLink posted:

thats a little wierd, but im told that sweepstakes /contest law/regs is like a lightyears distant 2nd play when it comes under Tree Law so, lol at weird sweepstakes wording

Contest law is absolutely absurd. Running a contest/sweepstakes in the US is like running 50 slightly different contests because each state has their own small differences, and there are definitely people who watch for non-professionally-run contests for the sole purpose of suing the promotor.

WRT to the blue ink thing, I did some googling and apparently it's standard practice for any non-printed input to be in blue ink, so that it can easily be differentiated from printed black ink, but that only really seems to make sense with contracts and forms and such, and makes even less sense considering most index cards have blue lines across them so it's not for scanning purposes. My takeaway is that it really is to say "Well, at least we were able to discard x% of the mail-in requests"

This whole thing is amazing, I want to know how much he got paid for this, who the "healthy young" Trump model was, what other scams the company behind this has pulled before, and what he thinks these are. Seriously, when I read NFT's, I assumed they'd be overly gaudy gold patriot tokens or something, this is funnier than anything we could have cooked up.

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
is there one of him on a boat?

what about the boaters?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Random Stranger posted:

I'm eagerly awaiting how stupid the rest of the set will be.

dont worry im sure they will be unveiled in 2 weeks

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Lamech posted:

is there one of him on a boat?

what about the boaters?

Wow dude, did you really change your name to Trash Boat??

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I like how trump probably paid basically nothing to get these made and still managed to get ripped off.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
These trading cards make poo poo from the Bradford Exchange and the Franklin Mint look like Tiffany items.

When's Trump's time slot on QVC to hawk his new poo poo?

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
He made a fair point about Lincoln and Washington. Neither of those bozos have NFTs

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Can anyone give me tips on how to build a decent Commander deck around Cowboy-Trump? I get that you can sacrifice any permanents to build up his loyalty counters but...then what? He doesn't seem to have any abilities that use them.

I think there might be a misprint

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I’m no presidential business genius but if this is supposed to be getting voters pumped about his campaign, shouldn’t all this bullshit have 47 on it not 45? Sounds like this guy’s living in the past.

Crazy Ferret
May 11, 2007

Welp
And to think if it was just some gold coins with his dumb face printed on them, he could of at least made some sales to the goldbugs and true believers.

Just some of the dumbest poo poo on the planet.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
It's all part of "the plan" :chaostrump:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Ralph Hurley posted:

I’m no presidential business genius but if this is supposed to be getting voters pumped about his campaign, shouldn’t all this bullshit have 47 on it not 45? Sounds like this guy’s living in the past.

Biden stole the presidency and doesn't count so Trump is and always will be 45

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Still waters flow
Sea breezes blow
Wildflowers grow abundant at your feet
Soft falling snow
Warm candle glow
Flushed faces show the pleasure when we buy our Donald Trump NFT Digital Trading Cards

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