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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



lynch_69 posted:

All this poo poo is going to look ridiculous on their bodies when they're 70. They'll look like retired circus carnies.

The most boomer take imaginable. Eat your wheaties.

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notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

What happens to Sane if he has an even more memorable moment?

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

notaspy posted:

What happens to Sane if he has an even more memorable moment?

He still has chest and face

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Richarlison's tattoo is done!

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

...badly

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Big Ron looks so sad.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Big Black Dick posted:

My issue with these tattoos is not that they're getting them (and a side note: old people with tattoos look loving rad and usually have great stories) it's that the quality of the work they're getting is atrocious. You're footballers with unlimited budgets: you can pay for art that doesn't look like poo poo!

Money can't buy taste

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Shrapnig posted:

Big Ron looks so sad.

I was about to ask who that was. Can’t believe it’s meant to be Ronaldo

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Coohoolin posted:

Money can't buy taste

Man, if that isn't footballers.txt I don't know what is.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Frankston posted:

Richarlison's tattoo is done!



Neymar still looks off but everything else is ... fine

but with the money these idiots make it shouldn't be fine - they should have access to some of the best artists out there

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Why does Ron have the Gabriel Jesus eyebrows? Lol.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I bet the artist is a friend from back in the day who he couldn't say no to and is massively overpaying for a bad tat

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,
friends im furiously looking for vid ITT where a man runs speedily at another man witih the ball and tackles him so hard he does a a backflip. its an obvious red, should be more imo. the ref comes over intensely, everyone expcets a red. hilariously he shows a yellow but with the passion of a red. its a great video. plese hepl

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012

thehandtruck posted:

friends im furiously looking for vid ITT where a man runs speedily at another man witih the ball and tackles him so hard he does a a backflip. its an obvious red, should be more imo. the ref comes over intensely, everyone expcets a red. hilariously he shows a yellow but with the passion of a red. its a great video. plese hepl

This?
https://twitter.com/DirtyFootbaIIer/status/1569707222640181248

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Nah, it's a non league one, I remember the flip it's great

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,

nah it's even worse than that. i been looking. its iTT!!!!

rpop
Dec 17, 2003

noveo@ace

Shrapnig posted:

This is neither cool nor good but it's so loving weird.

https://www.visitsaudi.com/en/Messi

Disappointed, from my reading of the url I was expecting a video of Messi visiting an Audi factory.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://twitter.com/NevilleSouthall/status/1603418444782833667

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Lmao as if he's kept the shirt that owns

Context if you're new to trp or somehow have never seen this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

the sex ghost posted:

Lmao as if he's kept the shirt that owns

Context if you're new to trp or somehow have never seen this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

I will never not watch this video.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
Mexico gives you salty, spicy instant noodles.

Who wins?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Mexican food vs English food :iiam:

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



I'll take one of each, thanks

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://twitter.com/davidnmandel/status/1603817871154479106

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




:chloe:

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Tortilla Maker posted:

Mexico gives you salty, spicy instant noodles.

Who wins?


Hell if you go to Mexican baseball games you can just sit in the stands and do shots of tequila, which rules.
I'm inclined to say :barf: but I'm passing further judgement until I know more about what exactly is in the cup.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Immediately identifiable are turkey, pigs in blankets, brussels sprouts, roast potatoes and obviously gravy

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

Immediately identifiable are turkey, pigs in blankets, brussels sprouts, roast potatoes and obviously gravy

Amazing how they took all those cool and good things and put them together to look like total poo poo

Call that dish the England Squad

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://twitter.com/KevinJimenezCR/status/1603824839193657349?s=20&t=Bw0L3BAw7dFz6ZZC6E9MCQ

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Amazing how they took all those cool and good things and put them together to look like total poo poo

Call that dish the England Squad

I don't care how my match day scran looks, it simply has to be tasty and practical. I'm not at a fine dining restaurant, I'm at a match where single handed food handling is key. That thing looks the part and certainly has potential to be fuckin good

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

Immediately identifiable are turkey, pigs in blankets, brussels sprouts, roast potatoes and obviously gravy
Okay. Take out the brussels sprouts that are presumably in gravy and I'm sold.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Crazy Ted posted:

Okay. Take out the brussels sprouts that are presumably in gravy and I'm sold.

:same:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Spicy scenes in the Melbourne derby:

https://twitter.com/DaleJohnsonESPN/status/1604045722298507264?s=20&t=OVaBVrTq1EB-kdVhQYKQFQ

Apparently its to do with the rights to their playoff final being moved to Sydney? Not sure what's wrong with the traditional fan protests of paying for a ticket then leaving early, or paying for a ticket then arriving late

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Crazy Ted posted:

Okay. Take out the brussels sprouts that are presumably in gravy and I'm sold.

What the gently caress

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




the sex ghost posted:

Spicy scenes in the Melbourne derby:

https://twitter.com/DaleJohnsonESPN/status/1604045722298507264?s=20&t=OVaBVrTq1EB-kdVhQYKQFQ

Apparently its to do with the rights to their playoff final being moved to Sydney? Not sure what's wrong with the traditional fan protests of paying for a ticket then leaving early, or paying for a ticket then arriving late

All the other games this weekend had the fans walking out at the 20 minute mark, but Melbourne fans decided to stay true to form and both sets hurled flares onto the pitch at 20 minutes instead. The Victory fans then stormed the pitch because the City keeper hurled one of the flares back, and they wanted the excuse.

NTRabbit fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Dec 17, 2022

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Brussels Sprouts own.

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Big Black Dick posted:

Brussels Sprouts own.

hell yeah they do

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

:discourse:


this looks good as hell you guys are crazy

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