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explosivo posted:Lol at the collective "Eh??" from shareholders manifesting as a bump in stock prices To me that actually says shorts closing thinking it might stay here (you have to pay to borrow the shares if it's done going down it costs you money to leave the short open). So they close by buying 1 share for every 1 share they borrowed then sold so they can return them and stop paying money. This isn't exactly people going out and going yes I think Tesla is worth more now!
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I hope everyone's happy. Elon Musk is sitting at home, crying like a little girl, texting everyone he knows "I'm still cool, right?". Is that what everyone wanted?!?
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learnincurve posted:Jet TV is live, we got storms here. lol is musk going to land at heathrow while this guy is streaming?
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Dec 19, 2022 15:28
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It is quite the achievement to have less self confidence than me while being one of the wealthiest beings in human history. I’ll give him that.
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Dec 19, 2022 15:30
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And as a reminder there's another poll up Delightful
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Post the tweet you fat pale bitch
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Hobo Clown posted:Post the tweet you fat pale bitch
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1604661892840009729
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Only users that voted "No" will be allowed to go to Mars.
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Infinitum posted:And as a reminder there's another poll up What does a yellow checkmark mean? Piss Verified?
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Renreeja posted:I wonder what he is feeling right now. hes gotta keep opening his phone, looking at the poll, then putting it face down on his thigh while his neck muscles involuntarily twitch the corner of his mouth, staring out the plane window in blank dread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dar2HKImK-0
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Ratjaculation posted:What does a yellow checkmark mean? 
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Dec 19, 2022 15:34
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All poo poo posters in the world are breathlessly waiting for his next tweet like catholics waiting for white smoke.
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Trillhouse posted:lol is musk going to land at heathrow while this guy is streaming? holy poo poo I think it's happening.
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Dec 19, 2022 15:35
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Hobo Clown posted:Post the tweet you fat pale bitch it really is TRUMP all over again
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Dec 19, 2022 15:35
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Everybody lock in your Assassination Coordinates
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Dec 19, 2022 15:37
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He’s going to announce the new CEO and it’s going to be a picture of Elon Tusk with the crying emoji
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Dec 19, 2022 15:37
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congratulations to whoever musk gets to take over twitter 24 hours before it goes bankrupt
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Infinitum posted:Everybody lock in your Assassination Coordinates Also don't forget to set Sarcasms to Pun
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Everyone thinking they're owning Elon by following his jet are just playing into his clever ruse. Following his meeting with the Saudis at the finals he divided himself into four separate suitcases on four separate planes so that any potential assassins wouldn't know which one to pursue. It's an old journalist trick, you see.
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Dec 19, 2022 15:38
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give it to me, I'll run it. I'll reduce the character limit to 30 and make comedy illegal
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It looks like his jet is landing north of London, Luton maybe. In a past life I worked for someone with a private jet and they tended to land there rather than Heathrow.
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hotdog feet posted:give it to me, I'll run it. I'll reduce the character limit to 30 and make comedy illegal can you make it so tweeting a link gets you banned from every internet?
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Halisnacks posted:It looks like he is landing north of London, Luton maybe. ah drat. you're probably right.
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Dec 19, 2022 15:40
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Landing at Luton, the worst airport in the UK.
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Halisnacks posted:It looks like his jet is landing north of London, Luton maybe. he refueled in Luton on his way to Quatar.
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Imagine landing at Luton, lmao. Truly the stansted of airports
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Checked CNN just for kicks. Front page has this. Just think of all of the monumentally stupid, idiotic things that had to happen on this planet for THIS headline to not only happen but be front page news:
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Dec 19, 2022 15:42
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Elon: "Well if you throw out the Woke bots that all voted yes it looks like the no's have it. Shame that the left is so desperate they had to stoop to this level just to try to get my out of the Twitter CEO job. "
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Green Wing posted:Imagine landing at Luton, lmao. Truly the stansted of airports I tried to land at Luton once, and the airline re-routed my flight instead. I guess they did me a favor.
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Dec 19, 2022 15:45
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No stacking risk at Luton.
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Dec 19, 2022 15:45
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Just ban everybody who voted Yes, it'll be fine there will be no negative consequences. Then you'll just have a website of people who will love you forever!
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Catastrophe posted:Checked CNN just for kicks. Front page has this. Just think of all of the monumentally stupid, idiotic things that had to happen on this planet for THIS headline to not only happen but be front page news: And to think we get to live in this world at this exact moment in time  Life is magical, friends
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Dec 19, 2022 15:46
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All I know about Luton airport is that it got blown up in a Monty Python sketch. Cross your fingers.
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Dec 19, 2022 15:47
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the best outcome is him throwing a tantrum, remaining in his position, and tanking tesla stock again 
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Dec 19, 2022 15:48
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Delighted to see a Plants vs Zombies meme in tyool 2022
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drat he doesn't even have drunk posting after the match as an excuse, because of where it was.
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vox populi, vox gei
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personally I would have voted no for snoop dog in favor of DMX, even ghost of DMX
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