Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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drat grimes living in South Pasadena. That’s where the house from Society is. I’m just making connections. I bet Grimes shunts on the reg.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:30 |
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Deki posted:half-competent MBA lmao good luck finding one
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:33 |
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E the Shaggy posted:It's amazing that this all really stems from the right-wing echo chamber becoming so effective that, in the past, people like Musk were supposed to be the organ grinders, but they've all become the monkeys, feeding a never-ending oroboros. It's so crazy he is so fixated on Hunter Biden. NO ONE CARES ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP! Investigations against Hillary Clinton were effective politically because she was the candidate and they had been up to shady business dealings for years. Nothing that arose to the level that could be proven criminal, but shady none the less. Hunter is a troubled guy with a loving protective father. Biden's corruption has always been out in the open. He literally used to be called the Senator from MBNA. He doesn't read like the sort of guy who would be taking cash under the table. His corruption comes right in through the front door.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:36 |
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A repost? https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2284647/elon-reacts-to-twitter-implosion
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:37 |
He's not posting because either Saudis or Putin told him to stop and they're the only ones with poo poo on him sufficient to make him shut the gently caress up. But I bet his Adderall addiction wins and he goes back to posting.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:38 |
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I can’t believe he isn’t tweeting.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:38 |
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hes liking tweets about HUNTER'S LAPTOP
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:39 |
Endorph posted:hes liking tweets about HUNTER'S LAPTOP Desperate for the Hunter hog.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:40 |
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Endorph posted:hes liking tweets about HUNTER'S LAPTOP Literally no one cares Tweet you Big Fat Wet and Mad gently caress
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:40 |
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I assume he’s just sitting in the dark searching Hunters laptop every three seconds
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:41 |
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its very funny how the twitter files stuff could maybe be effective if you cut it down to just the most ostensibly juicy bits and presented it in a slick package but instead they're formatted like callout posts about genshin impact fanartists. just 100 tweets about how mad you are that some right wing youtuber got banned before 'also twitter mods were in contact with the fbi'
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:43 |
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I need to know more about this whole “grimes’ stalker is a goon” thing
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:44 |
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elon tweet
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:45 |
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he is a drug addict so he crashes and goes silent for 48 hour blocks inbetween blocks of 72 hours of straight garbage posting/living. just like trump.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:47 |
Hey here's some more dumb and bad thoughts from my dumb rear end. He was in Qatar to get told "shut your big dumb mouth and make this about the laptop like you were supposed to" (hence the twitter files being pumped up like they were gonna prove COVID is a hoax but actually just being entirely about how posting Hunter hog gets you banned) by multiple factions with "get actually buried under the jail" dirt on him. So now his sad rear end is sitting in his plane sobbing and liking tweets about the laptop because he doesn't wanna get actually lynched for whatever his relationship with Epstein was. Also this: ProperCoochie posted:he is a drug addict so he crashes and goes silent for 48 hour blocks inbetween blocks of 72 hours of straight garbage posting/living. just like trump.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:47 |
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Starlink only has a million subscribers?
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:50 |
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I just think it's hilarious that this whole mess has cemented Lowtax's legacy into becoming a euphemism for screwing things up in an entertainingly terrible way.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:52 |
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Solus posted:I need to know more about this whole “grimes’ stalker is a goon” thing He's not, there's just a weird goon with mental issues who posted a big screed in 2021 about how, uh, he cybersexed with grimes and Elon, and their daughter was a hologram. Standard stuff.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:53 |
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All children are holograms you damned fool
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:53 |
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Elon desperately trying to groom the Trumps by liking all the Hunter goss You know when you have a friend who's bubbly and happy and then one day they just have the biggest misery cloud around them and you know that something has gone terribly wrong? That's what Elon not tweeting is comparable to. The man bleeds tweets and now he's sulking so hard it might cause a sadgularity I bet he's a real monster to be around at the moment
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:54 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:I assume he’s just sitting in the dark searching Hunters laptop every three seconds Sitting in the dark, on his bed, in the middle of a converted Twitter conference room… Elon furiously swipes through tweet after tweet. He wears no clothes. He has no need for that now. A single blue napkin covers his genitals. It’s replaced every hour. He doesn’t worry about running out. He was smart enough to shut down the cafe. The napkins are all his.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:55 |
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What if by “step down from Twitter” he really meant “step down from tweeting” like he’s going to take a little self-care hiatus from social media for a bit. Drat auto-correct
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 22:56 |
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learnincurve posted:Starlink only has a million subscribers? I think it only makes sense for people who live out in the sticks with zero other options. Over $100 bucks a month and $500 equipment for a 200mb connection (which apparently is getting worse as more people join).
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:04 |
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steinrokkan posted:The poll's over and Elon's no longer the CEO! That means only one thing: BRING IT IN GUYS! Twitter is now Ready Player One
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:05 |
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Solus posted:I need to know more about this whole “grimes’ stalker is a goon” thing there's a goon who posts weird and works for uber eats, the stalker works for uber eats, therefore
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:05 |
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sebmojo posted:He's not, there's just a weird goon with mental issues who posted a big screed in 2021 about how, uh, he cybersexed with grimes and Elon, and their daughter was a hologram. Standard stuff. What the gently caress?! Why is Grimes like a loving goony wierdo vortex? What is her appeal? Is it the "Thinks she is a pixie" thing?
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:06 |
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sebmojo posted:He's not, there's just a weird goon with mental issues who posted a big screed in 2021 about how, uh, he cybersexed with grimes and Elon, and their daughter was a hologram. Standard stuff. That's literally a mission from Cyberpunk 2077
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:07 |
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TulliusCicero posted:
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:11 |
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TulliusCicero posted:
It's because she looks like she's 12
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:14 |
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He was 100% planning to win the poll. If losing was part of his master plan he would have smugly made an announcement that he’s replacing himself with a YouTuber named WhiteGlory88 by now.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:14 |
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can you imagine how bad Elon is at cybersex? "oh baby oh baby oh baby here it comes" Elon: 🤣🤣🤣
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:14 |
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Codependent Poster posted:can you imagine how bad Elon is at cybersex? Cumcerning.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:15 |
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Elon Musk strolling into work at Twitter today
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:15 |
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TulliusCicero posted:
Yes. She's some loopy space weirdo who thinks she's an elf and she attracts other likeminded goobers prone to similar magical thinking like Elonk. She is a one woman Final Fantasy VII House or Otherkin movement.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:16 |
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learnincurve posted:Starlink only has a million subscribers? I guess 1/10th of them must be the Ukrainian military and he tried them gently caress them over too
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:16 |
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grimes herself is a goony loving weirdo that's the appeal i mean I'm sure you can google the article about her sad boat cruise of self-discovery or listen to her music and draw conclusions for that, but she is also the mother of Elon Musk's ninth child, X Æ A-12 Musk, and then went on to bear him a daughter as well, Exa Dark Sideræl Musk. Like, she mostly gets respect for divorcing Elon so hard that this is his life now, but you can't divorce Elon Musk without first marrying Elon Musk. This means that she is clearly into the weirdest dudes, who then think they have a shot.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:17 |
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They were never married actually
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:18 |
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I was not expecting to read Musk cybersex fanfic in this thread but here we are
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:18 |
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Tippecanoe posted:They were never married actually Sorry, I take that back. You can, in fact divorce Elon musk so hard he ruins his reputation and at least one billion-dollar company, without ever marrying him.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:20 |
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They were never married but Elon was absolutely divorced.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:20 |