Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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imagine reading the culture series and not realizing that you're the antagonist of every novel
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:20 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 15:11 |
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Tippecanoe posted:They were never married actually And yet somehow their breakup obliterated him worse than some legitimate divorces do to people.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:20 |
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My guess? You'll never hear from him again
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:20 |
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i read the malazan book of the fallen and you know,m the forkrul assail have a lot of good ideas
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:21 |
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Tippecanoe posted:They were never married actually She divorced him so hard she changed the timeline so they were never married
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:22 |
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now that elon has stepped down as CEO i am very excited to start making ad buys on the platform again
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:23 |
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https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1604966390670053376?s=46&t=eYybCtjFKYc2UEhQkNrfgQ
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:29 |
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1604966390670053376?s=46&t=eYybCtjFKYc2UEhQkNrfgQ Never in history has someone more badly needed to touch grass
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:30 |
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Dick Fontaine posted:Sitting in the dark, on his bed, in the middle of a converted Twitter conference room… Elon furiously swipes through tweet after tweet. He wears no clothes. He has no need for that now. A single blue napkin covers his genitals. It’s replaced every hour. He doesn’t worry about running out. He was smart enough to shut down the cafe. The napkins are all his. Sitting on his bed, he looks sadly at his nightstand. Covered with cans of caffeine free diet coke, the sad remnants of his latest binge. It's all over, he realizes, all his Twitter cred, in ruins. Hands shaking, he reaches for the gun on the nightstand. Trembling, one tear runs down his cheek as he puts the barrel to his temple and finally pulls the trigger. The plastic toy replica gun does nothing. He shits his pants anyway.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:31 |
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1604966390670053376?s=46&t=eYybCtjFKYc2UEhQkNrfgQ This is such impossibly strong Donald Trump energy.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:32 |
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That poll has an order of magnitude fewer responses. The total number of yesses is less than the margin on the newer poll. 🤣🤣🤣
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:32 |
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"Quote" posted:
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:32 |
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Lol
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:34 |
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It's pretty hosed up that this is the least ridiculous explanation for the past 6 Musk months
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:36 |
smoobles posted:Never in history has someone more badly needed to touch grass What about this super advanced, ai driven, solar powered, Mars based VR grass? Does that count?
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:36 |
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:38 |
smoobles posted:Never in history has someone more badly needed to touch grass To be fair to the man, he was in the middle of a desert with no grass when he posted the poll.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:39 |
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:40 |
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I didn’t read that post but whomever wrote it clearly did whatever happened
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:41 |
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I bet the Saudis murdered him
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:42 |
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1604966390670053376?s=46&t=eYybCtjFKYc2UEhQkNrfgQ Holy pathetic poo poo batman
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:43 |
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surc posted:My guess? You'll never hear from him again This deserves more appreciation and it made me cackle, so thank you.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:45 |
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smoobles posted:I bet the Saudis murdered him does he still owe them a hyper loop?
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:45 |
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Now that's a post
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:46 |
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smoobles posted:Never in history has someone more badly needed to touch grass This guy can literally touch any grass on earth, he can fly to the most exotic secret tropical islands and touch bespoke grown grass grazed by actual unicorns with how much money he has and yet he chooses to do…well, whatever this is. In summation: gently caress rich people
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:49 |
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I didn't know Caro had an Alt account
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:49 |
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Grimes and Musk make a lot more sense when you think about how they both look up to Griffith from Berserk:
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:51 |
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smoobles posted:I hope the Saudis murdered him
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:53 |
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pablo gbscobar posted:Now that's a post
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:54 |
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E the Shaggy posted:Grimes and Musk make a lot more sense when you think about how they both look up to Griffith from Berserk: She admires him because he's pretty and mentally unstable like she is. He admires him because he became a god and started raping people with impunity like he wants to do.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:55 |
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It's kind of nice to see someone with an incomprehensible amount of money and sway having a relentlessly miserable time I have basically no money to my name and life is pretty good, not always great, but I am not literally crying my eyes out and making GBS threads myself at the same time because the entire internet is laughing at me 24/7
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 23:58 |
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Do we even know if he left Qatar? We only know his jet left
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 00:02 |
smoobles posted:I bet the Saudis murdered him Like a Payne Stewart incident except as Musk is enthusiastically waving hello at the fighter jet escorting them the fighter pilot somberly informs ground control that no intelligent life is indicated in the plane while he flips the guard off the missile controls.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 00:03 |
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He's just waiting for them to remove the character limit so he can really let loose
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 00:06 |
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They rubber hosed his twitter password out of him so they could make it look like he's alive, but are only liking and retweeting stuff because they know they can't convincingly fake his divorced man energy.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 00:07 |
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Songbearer posted:It's kind of nice to see someone with an incomprehensible amount of money and sway having a relentlessly miserable time If I had hundreds of billions of dollars, I would only ever use the internet to buy literally anything I could think of while living on a secluded island.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 00:09 |
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you're telling me this guy got cucked by elon musk and is now raising his and grimes ai baby while working ubereats???? we are truly living in the future
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 00:12 |
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What even is this?
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 00:12 |
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I bet at some point he had a Kylo Ren style meltdown in Twitter HQ with a decorative katana
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 00:13 |
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E the Shaggy posted:If I had hundreds of billions of dollars, I would only ever use the internet to buy literally anything I could think of while living on a secluded island. RIGHT????
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 00:15 |