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Hazo posted:lmao look at the timestamps on these two posts It's like I always say! Why don't more people talk about this?
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Chicken Butt posted:There's one janitor, who has already been told that he will be replaced by a Roomba. Lol didn’t he fire the janitorial staff after they threatened to unionize? I can barely remember that far back, it was over a week ago I think, but it’s ringing a vague bell Also we’re agreed that whoever takes over is just a puppet right? Elon is way too terminally online and addicted to the adoration of his new nazi best friends to let it go now
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605374595997089792?s=20&t=FL_BMs3G6yMIJjcmntmitw Interesting
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216?s=20&t=O17TA2q9Ox_udujoe29btg 
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605374595997089792?s=20&t=FL_BMs3G6yMIJjcmntmitw Maybe it’s airborne, consider wearing masks outside to prevent infection. If it gets bad then we should maybe consider lockdowns. The WMV is no joke
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You know how when you’re falling asleep and your brain randomly thinks about all of the embarrassing poo poo you’ve done over the years? Take comfort in the fact that you probably only embarrassed yourself in front of a handful of people and not the entire loving world.
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Musk looked at other auto manufacturers and noticed how many used to be owned by fascists
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Senor Tron posted:The value Tesla has lost is equivalent to $250,000 for every single car they have sold up to this point. Astonishing that the company was ever valued that high. Tesla is a scam that Elon Musk and the federal government conspire on together. Tesla gets valued as a speculative tech company instead of based off of what it produces, and the Feds can artificially pump up their market value by awarding EV credits to Musk in exchange for the half-hearted promise of developing theoretical infrastructure that will possibly reduce our carbon footprint like a little bit. It's just a smoke screen to create value where none exists. Capitalism wants so badly to find a form of production that doesn't require meaningful labor whatsoever.
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Dec 21, 2022 02:45
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Hey... hey, uh, Elon? It's you. You voluntarily spent more money than any of us will ever earn to be the "foolish" person who is twitter CEO.
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Dec 21, 2022 02:46
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Tea Party Crasher posted:(falls down the stairs, cracking my skull and bleeding everywhere as I piss myself, all because I've bent over to tie my shoes) trying to lace up your shoes there? You're a drat fool to try Pak Chewie Unf.
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Dec 21, 2022 02:48
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Yeah instead of directly investing in research and infrastructure, we are just going to hand off the responsibility to profit seeking corporations. Just look how great the English rail system is running
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Hazo posted:Hey... hey, uh, Elon? It's you. You voluntarily spent more money than any of us will ever earn to be the "foolish" person who is twitter CEO. I believe this is what we call a self report
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605374595997089792?s=20&t=FL_BMs3G6yMIJjcmntmitw “You make an excellent point, Earl of Frunk Puppy.”
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Hazo posted:Hey... hey, uh, Elon? It's you. You voluntarily spent more money than any of us will ever earn to be the "foolish" person who is twitter CEO. got a job posting for "person dumber than Elon Musk" and no one meets the requirements 
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lol he only wants to be in charge of the departments he didn't fire everyone from
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QuarkJets posted:Musk looked at other auto manufacturers and noticed how many used to be owned by fascists lol
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I hope he does open interviews over Zoom with Blue subscribers only
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Team Software vs Team Servers, a tale as old as time.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:What time is it? If you guessed "Time for More Bullshit No One Cares About," you're 100% correct! Who is this guy? Most of the other people who Elon Mush tapped to release "The Twitter Files" were recognizable in a "Oh yeah, that right wing moron" or "I remember them, they caught brainworms" way, but I don't recall anything about this sycophant.
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There's only one person who can turn this dumpster fire around https://twitter.com/myspacetom/status/1605380595474829312?t=PmVuPzCfhtBtSmSFaawbzg&s=19
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Why would it be controversial for Twitter to assist the US military. Have you seen what happens to the guys that don't?
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MyspaceTom is so cool
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Money isn't real until you are broke and then that's as real as it gets.
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Imagine seeing an open job position with requirements from the current CEO that say: you must be dumb as gently caress to want this job
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smoobles posted:There's only one person who can turn this dumpster fire around Tom owns
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Automatic Slim posted:Money isn't real until you are broke and then that's as real as it gets. Money isn't real but it can still hurt and torture you, kind of like a tulpa
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sorry, is there a simple explanation for the 800 posts since this morning? or same stupid poo poo?
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Mods can see how you vote threads and it's all a honeypot to catch the worst posters Post the 1s Data Graham posted:Hmmyes it is extremely plausible that a guy is a competent I haven't seen Lonnie play Kerbal Space Program NOT ONE TIME he's a sham and a fraud and can gently caress off to Mars rear end-first.
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Withnail posted:sorry, is there a simple explanation for the 800 posts since this morning? or same stupid poo poo? Everyone argued about whether or not it's okay to body shame Elon, then there was a lot of hype surrounding the stock price reaching 140. Someone started posting about how Elon is terrible but still a great engineer and was met with great resistance. Also a lot "interesting" posts. That's the recap I hope you enjoyed.
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216?s=20&t=O17TA2q9Ox_udujoe29btg Those two choices are probably because that's where 90% of twitters spending is and Musk wants to "keep costs down".
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Don't worry, tomorrow's posting will probably be slower, there's no way things can get stupider lmao
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Featherless Biped posted:Imagine the CEO of a listed company thinking this is what drives his share price. tbf, that he thinks that is itself going to drive the share price farther into the ground
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Blorange posted:Does anyone think Tesla’s stock will rebound if Elon quits twitter? It’s a lifestyle company masquerading as a tech company that makes cars. People bought it for that positive branding. Now that brand has been overwhelmed by its association with a whining nazi on a months long bender, and it’ll never recover. Tesla's entire value is Musk's image as a real life Tony Stark and this has probably irreparably destroyed that image in the eyes of people who have no poo poo real money to invest
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Private Cumshoe posted:just noticed grimes crossed out This being this thread, did a double take lol
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Withnail posted:sorry, is there a simple explanation for the 800 posts since this morning? or same stupid poo poo? Tesla stock went down lots, so Elon is poorer now. Thread agrees that he is out of shape, but that isn't something to insult him about. Thread also agrees he is a dumb business bro, and that is okay to make fun of. Thread mostly agrees that he is not an engineer, and that it's okay to make fun of the people who think he is. Then Elon tweeted at the end of the day to prove he's a big brain genius and nothing is his fault.
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Data Graham posted:This being this thread, did a double take lol Lol me too
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