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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Tai
Mar 8, 2006

kazil posted:

he wasn't even paying for it iirc

It would not shock me in the slightest

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Frank Frank posted:

I like to believe he reads every single Twitter post

I hope he gets a Neuralink and every twitter post is beamed directly into his head.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

The Postman posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605870381310439425?s=20&t=ffiy8HwmK6THToLmoUmmWw

Does he just sit up at night searching for his name or other keywords like "Twitter CEO"

If Nole is reverse Elon does that mean he doesn't suck?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Sedgr posted:

If Nole is reverse Elon does that mean he doesn't suck?

Nole actually has the love of his father that Elon so desperately wants

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Frank Frank posted:

I like to believe he reads every single Twitter post

He's actually the physical manifestation of Twitter.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I think you'd be hard pressed to argue that Elon doesn't, in fact, read every post on twitter

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

dr_rat posted:

Holograms can be hyperspherical. They can be anything they want.

Star trek taught us that.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Sedgr posted:

If Nole is reverse Elon does that mean he doesn't suck?

Nole Kums.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


:sad:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


No hologram would want to be Rimmer if it had the choice.

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Nole actually has the love of his father that Elon so desperately wants

Nole? he a great poster. a classic poster.

Philonius
Jun 12, 2005

kazil posted:

he wasn't even paying for it iirc

He wasn't. He argued that normally he would charge 80 million in subscription fees, so that's how much money he's losing. There's no marginal costs to him, not even in network usage since noone is in range to use those satellites when they pass over Ukraine, other than Ukranians.

Basically record industry tactics. "This 12 year old downloaded 10000 songs from Napster. That means we suffered a $200k loss!"

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
TSLA off to a strong start this morning.

The Postman
May 12, 2007



is this the woke mind virus at work???

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Can someone put me in contact with Terrence Howard I have a grand unified theory that simultaneously explains the ligma particle and the deez phenomenon

Philonius
Jun 12, 2005

The Postman posted:



is this the woke mind virus at work???

You love to see it.

Although in fairness the entire stock market is having a massacre right now. Other car makers down similar percentages.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Huh I didn't even look at the market yet today cause I assumed it would basically start where it was

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Tesla crash all part of a cunning plan. The genius mind of musk would try to explain it to us but us plebs would never understand. Have faith in our betters to lead us.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

It's really funny seeing Tesla people get aggro and defensive on the EV subreddits, then finding a bunch of posts on stonk poo poo when you click their profile

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Huh I didn't even look at the market yet today cause I assumed it would basically start where it was

Elon killed EVs with self-driving tech and buying twitter

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

MrQwerty posted:

Elon killed EVs with self-driving tech and buying twitter
Not all EVs are Teslas, believe it or not

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Prettz posted:

Not all EVs are Teslas, believe it or not

yeah no loving poo poo

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
When I hear Not All Men I think ME and just loving lose it.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I have built EVs with my own two hands at a real auto maker and let me tell you, Tesla is hosed. People who knows how to make cars are making more and more of these, better quality, for less money.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Sedgr posted:

If Nole is reverse Elon does that mean he doesn't suck?

He blows.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'd come in to post my frustration with an NPR segment I heard about an hour ago that is a couple nimrods thoughtfully speculating "Why would Twitter need a new CEO?" They clucked about Elmo banning some journalists, and the idiot poll he did where it was overwhelmingly clear he wasn't wanted, and not a loving word about him playing to the Nazis and Qanon crowd. Nothing. Also nothing about Tesla crashing (LOL) in large part due to Elmo's terrible posting.

There is nothing unclear here, fer crissakes.

I gave up on NPR when they wouldn’t even give the mildest of push backs or fact checks to Frump and every other republicans lying about the trump tax cut bill in 2018 or whenever it was. gently caress them forever.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

At this point I'm half expecting to find out that Teslas aren't even EVs.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

Sedgr posted:

If Nole is reverse Elon does that mean he doesn't suck?

He only blows

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Dabir posted:

At this point I'm half expecting to find out that Teslas aren't even EVs.

Popping the car battery and its just 2000 18650's all stacked

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Prettz posted:

Not all EVs are Teslas, believe it or not

Concerning

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I think it's true what they say about CEOs being hard working.

Look at Musk, he's working hard at tanking 2 multi billion dollar companies at the same time.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


He should work harder tbh

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Piss Creep posted:

Popping the car battery and its just 2000 18650's all stacked

Lots of things are.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

goatface posted:

Lots of things are.

Yeah this is almost literally every lithium battery pack

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
CEO's should be made to work 9 - 5 in an office room, just to keep an eye on them.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

EVs tend to use bigger cells than 18650s but yeah, same idea

tesla was talking about using 46800s but i dunno if those are actually in use yet

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Non Compos Mentis posted:

Nole actually has the love of his father that Elon so desperately wants

His dad only loves one of his kids: his wife.

A farting mink
Nov 6, 2022

by Pragmatica

Sedgr posted:

If Nole is reverse Elon does that mean he doesn't suck?

The mustache makes him seem like my uncle who would sometimes let me have a beer when I was a teenager so probably?

E: Then again, Elon is probably very used to handing alcohol to teenagers so who knows?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Quote-Unquote posted:

His dad only loves one of his kids: his wife.

:banjo:, but the Saffer equivalent.

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

goatface posted:

Lots of things are.

Thats not what I want running my car.

Looking at my nitecore charging my vape batteries

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