Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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listen, i promise my service is alive and well. it's just in a way that doesn't produce anything useful or interesting to anyone
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:20 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 19:46 |
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steinrokkan posted:We are replacing "tweets" and "timelines" with a guest book You can also embed autoplaying midi files in your tweets
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:22 |
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Tesla stock price getting all the views
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:23 |
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how about a super-promoted tweet which locks the user in to viewing it when scrolled past or clicked on
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:26 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:how about a super-promoted tweet which locks the user in to viewing it when scrolled past or clicked on do you work at Tesla?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:27 |
The Postman posted:I think you can only see impressions on your own tweets, so this is just enabling it for other people's tweets lol Hahaha it's another CMS/template change. "Oh I can expose this metric that we already have? Cool *clickety clickety* New feature!!" Also lmfao
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:27 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:how about a super-promoted tweet which locks the user in to viewing it when scrolled past or clicked on Musk will do this to all of the Twitter Files and you will have to reply with "Concerning..." to unlock your account.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:28 |
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Data Graham posted:Hahaha it's another CMS/template change. "Oh I can expose this metric that we already have? Cool *clickety clickety* New feature!!" hack writing for stockcel site: "TSLA rallying!!!! Please hold my bags"
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:30 |
im sure keeping track of the # of times every tweet is viewed isn't going to cause any fires on the backend, no sir
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:32 |
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lol @ Tesla crossing into the 120s
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:32 |
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Kashuno posted:lol @ Tesla crossing into the 120s just normal things for a car comapny
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:35 |
Kashuno posted:lol @ Tesla crossing into the 120s
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:35 |
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delightful posted:Blue L5: $5000/mo - L4 + Cannot be blocked, cannot have replies hidden, can reply to people who have "only allow replies from acct they are following". Only 25% of ads. Don’t forget the ads!
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:35 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:how about a super-promoted tweet which locks the user in to viewing it when scrolled past or clicked on Thanks Greg,
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:36 |
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well they got view counts, maybe twitter now can join some webrings to increase profits?
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:36 |
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Goddamn, I already completely forgot about that stupid pledge to be hardcore, or whatever the hell he asked everyone to do only to have a poo poo ton of people quit. You're misremembering; nobody quit because the pledge explicitly stated that if you didn’t opt in within 24 hours, you'd be fired by default and given three months’ severance (I think, I forget the exact number). Obviously he assumed everyone was salivating at the prospect of working for tech genius Elon Musk under worse conditions and with no additional compensation and had not considered the possibility that people would opt out, but I like to imagine he also learned that people he did want to fire had generous severance packages in their contracts and thought this was a clever loophole to avoid paying them.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:38 |
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:39 |
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Mr. Musk can I pay $69 to freeze my view counts at 420?
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:41 |
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Twitter is my favorite stop on the information superhighway.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:41 |
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Hey guys, new idea. Scrolling Twitter now enforces a half-second delay before it loads the next tweet. You can bypass this by subscribing to Twitter Blue.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:42 |
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Getting to 1488 views gets you Twitter Blue for an hour.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:42 |
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Those texts from that guy talking about how absurd someone’s body is, but its Musk talking about twitter’s crazy stack.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:43 |
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Webring for tweets integration
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:46 |
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Aren't hashtags basically webrings?
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:47 |
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View counts feeds right into the WHYAMIBEINGSHADOWBANNEDHELLOCANANYONESEEMYTWEETSHELLOHELLO hysteria of clout chasers
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:47 |
Polio Vax Scene posted:im sure keeping track of the # of times every tweet is viewed isn't going to cause any fires on the backend, no sir 5000 fired Twitter employees, hammering on the glass wall: "NO ELON THERE IS A REASON WE DID NOT DISPLAY THAT"
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:48 |
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When I go to check the Tesla stock price, I always hope to see it down by exactly the weed number, but it's usually way past that point!
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:49 |
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sign up for Tesla Blue for unlimited monthly left turns and braking
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:51 |
Thinking more about that, I'm trying to imagine what it feels like to be a former Twitter dev, and seeing Elon just smashing it to pieces like a giant toddler
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:51 |
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Do I see ten dollars down? Yeah I do.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:53 |
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Polio Vax Scene posted:im sure keeping track of the # of times every tweet is viewed isn't going to cause any fires on the backend, no sir i think you can already see your own tweets views (?)
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:53 |
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Dear God lmaoooooooooo This is basically semi-slow free fall, it's just blowing through lower supports one after the other E: another 50 cents since I typed this
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:54 |
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605957811162054656?s=20&t=V8LTs9aTfumtDgkxm2HAkQ That’s just one more feature that will need to be started from scratch in the rewrite
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:55 |
AARD VARKMAN posted:i think you can already see your own tweets views (?) You can, yes But displaying them publicly means now it's something that will attract bots and other forms of gaming which will hammer the backend and make it all stupid and useless, much like public web hit counters circa 1997
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:55 |
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learnincurve posted:Do I see ten dollars down? It was $194 December 1. Then people learned they guy in charge wants Dr. Fauci arrested. Its lost 34% of its value in December lol
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:56 |
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Data Graham posted:You can, yes He really is turning Twitter into Reddit.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:57 |
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Data Graham posted:You can, yes Just ban the bots. Duh
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:59 |
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$126 now.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:59 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:He really is turning Twitter into Reddit. He’s the worst of Reddit, given form, substance, and authority over all of twitter.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:59 |
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I’m kind of shocked Elon doesn’t have a public presence on Reddit but he no doubt has some alts
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 18:00 |