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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

E the Shaggy posted:

Wait the Trending Tab on Twitter is gone now??

lol

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010
can't possibly imagine why

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Pinche Rudo posted:

Elon is pushing chud poo poo hard. Ben Shapiro, Libs of Tik Tok, and all kinds of other awful poo poo is now popping up on my feed constantly. I’m ready to tap out.

I ate a 12 hour probation for tweeting the goat man at Libs of Tik Tok. I'm willing to go further.

Armitage fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Dec 22, 2022

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
it's happening dot gif playing slowly over the span of three months like that john cage church organ

The Postman
May 12, 2007

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


lol merry christmas

the loss porn is starting to roll into r/wallstreetbets

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zsnor1/im_officially_50_on_tesla/

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



toiletbrush posted:

can't possibly imagine why

$TSLA
Currently trending at #️9 with 34K tweets⚡️
Started trending about 2 hours ago.

https://trends24.in/united-states/

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Paint effort

Nasty Old Randy
Sep 5, 2017

Im Nasty

If my dad did this to us as a kid id ask santa for a normal loser dad. Like just spend it on hookers and drugs ffs.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Armitage posted:

I ate a 12 hour for tweeting the goat man at Libs of Tik Tok. I'm willing to go further.

make animated gifs that look like static img for 30 sec to 3 minutes and then changes to goatman & doesn't loop to goat without getting got

bonus if it's initially something right-wingy and gets a bunch of chud rt's before ppl start asking why they're posting bhole

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1605979011108085761?s=20&t=-3NfYJ9hbN2ZR3p4tIGt2A

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Bet the "Christmas is cancelled for Dobbies dog House" goon is feeling pretty drat proud of himself right now

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Tiny Timbs posted:

lol merry christmas

the loss porn is starting to roll into r/wallstreetbets

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zsnor1/im_officially_50_on_tesla/

lol

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Santa's real and he brought us this lovely gift

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



Pinche Rudo posted:

Elon is pushing chud poo poo hard. Ben Shapiro, Libs of Tik Tok, and all kinds of other awful poo poo is now popping up on my feed constantly. I’m ready to tap out.

Why the gently caress don't you have these people blocked already. If you aren't blocking advertisers so hard you're getting ads for a family owned taqueria in Mérida you're twittering wrong. I've had elon blocked since just about he joined and I keep having to repeatedly click 'view fuckwit whose posts you already blocked' to make sense of anything in this thread.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Ah, but who are the real nazis here? :smuggo:



If I say enough negative words as accusations, surely one of them will finally make sense. Right?

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Have you tried searching for something else? Elon provides

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

:lmao:

Synesthesian Fetish
Apr 29, 2008

Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.

Looks like this is only an issue on desktop

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004



I just wanted to post this as it's a breathtakingly long run-on sentence :v:

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Sydney Bottocks posted:



I just wanted to post this as it's a breathtakingly long run-on sentence :v:

It's downright trumpian. My eyes just keep sliding off the text, it's incredible. I still haven't been able to read it entirely. Just completely beyond my abilities to track

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

Bet the "Christmas is cancelled for Dobbies dog House" goon is feeling pretty drat proud of himself right now

*Raises hand in inquiry*

'The what now?'

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.
https://twitter.com/veryimportant/status/1605976420479406080

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

Looks like this is only an issue on desktop

The other tabs do the same thing, but they eventually show content if you refresh enough. Their back-end monitoring system must have killed itself by now with how many alerts it's thrown over the last month

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Convex posted:

a "space maxwell" would be a fitting end

Fleeing to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Wokehivemindism...

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

This is why I index. Yeah it can lose money short term but I can still look my family in the eyes.

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

run on sentience posted:

Am I reading correctly that only Tesla vehicles can be charged at those never-occupied Tesla charging stations everywhere that have replaced a poo poo ton of accessible parking spots?

there's no law against parking your non-Tesla vehicle in those spaces, btw

Just don't do it at a site Tesla owns or they'll tow you

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001

Tiny Timbs posted:

lol merry christmas

the loss porn is starting to roll into r/wallstreetbets

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zsnor1/im_officially_50_on_tesla/

Why would you bet on a car company that was worth $800 billion at the time? What the ridiculous insane upside at that point 25%?

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

kilus aof posted:

Why would you bet on a car company that was worth $800 billion at the time? What the ridiculous insane upside at that point 25%?

you see, if you imagine a future in which Tesla represents 10% of our gdp then

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

Looks like this is only an issue on desktop

It works fine for me on desktop. However my "For You" tab has been messed up for weeks. The top item is always scores from a NBA game the night before, despite living in a country where almost nobody plays basketball and nobody cares about the NBA. I can't remove it because the dropdown menu with the "Not interested" option is hidden behind the NBA banner and can't be clicked. A+ UI design.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
Tesla stock plummeting is the perfect Xmas gift I didn't know I needed.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
Did I say $3750 off if you buy one this month? Heck, how about $7500 off?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Deptfordx posted:

*Raises hand in inquiry*

'The what now?'

Surely you've heard about Doobie? A goon enthusiastically donated his family's Christmas money to Doobie's Dog House Kickstarter so a racist, homophobic Alabama trucker could launch a hot dog shack in the middle of nowhere. It eventually led to the downfall and closing of GBS.

Said goon still made better financial decisions for the well being of his family than Tesla retail investors

steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Dec 22, 2022

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Holy poo poo Doobie was over nine years ago

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Sydney Bottocks posted:



I just wanted to post this as it's a breathtakingly long run-on sentence :v:

NoFearHere indeed

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Butterwagon posted:

If $TSLA was worth $15-20 in 2019, what has happened since that would make it worth 10x as much in 2022? Postponing the Cybetruck and Tesla semi three years?



Mostly just the combination of 0% interest rates from early 2020 and Musk-hype. At one point Tesla’s market cap was more than the entire global automotive industry which was obviously unsustainable. Now we’re returning to normal interest rates and Musk is publicly making GBS threads his pants so Tesla is headed back towards it’s baseline of $15-20.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
I just saw someone say they are rage-buying more TSLA because they saw someone make fun of republicans/whites, to "put them in their place". What even is stocktwits?

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Nasty Old Randy
Sep 5, 2017

Im Nasty

Serious_Cyclone posted:

I just saw someone say they are rage-buying more TSLA because they saw someone make fun of republicans/whites, to "put them in their place". What even is stocktwits?

Remember the anti-woke bank?

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