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Proteus Jones posted:No it's doesn't start a Lithium fire unless/until a firetruck or ambulance show up. Wait, thats a real emote?  It's a bit overcomplicated, but after staring at it for a minute I think I get it.
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MrQwerty posted:Multi-hundred-billionaires weren't allowed to tweet to the world about what a dipshit they ate until right now and im here for it
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hemale in pain posted:there's now more than a 0% chance that musk will start pushing for tesla to make a non-electric car if his chud buddies on twitter tell him to lol Musk: Rolling Coal will save Free Speech.
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Dec 23, 2022 00:48
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Well yeah me, too, I was just wondering if there was even any other similar situation to compare this too, and I’m drawing a blank. That was the point That's literally why I said this is unprecedented since Enron crashing and burning in a week
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Dec 23, 2022 00:51
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lol if musky and techbros re invent ICE engines but worst.
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Dec 23, 2022 00:51
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I know this is extremely unlikely (but then so is a billionaire tweeting so hard he wipes out the equivalent to the GDP of several.nations in wealth in a matter of days), but what happens if Tesla goes out Delorean style and just flat out no longer exists? Are all the cars bricked? When your model s can no longer call home and check your 'no flaming death' subscription is up to date, does it just burst into flames?
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Kingo Ligma posted:I know this is extremely unlikely (but then so is a billionaire tweeting so hard he wipes out the equivalent to the GDP of several.nations in wealth in a matter of days), but what happens if Tesla goes out Delorean style and just flat out no longer exists? Are all the cars bricked? When your model s can no longer call home and check your 'no flaming death' subscription is up to date, does it just burst into flames? Yep, and that's a steadfast of the auto industry. Don't buy cars you can't buy parts for in 10 years unless you have a billion dollars.
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Dec 23, 2022 00:54
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With how much current day Tesla resembles a crypto project, they’d probably just buy the tooling for some ancient Ssangyong engine and just call it a day.
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Dec 23, 2022 00:54
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605969390255554570?cxt=HHwWlICqpdqpxsksAAAA I did a quick scan of the 'MSM' websites and there are almost no headlines about Musk. ABC has a little blurb about the discounted Teslas. Sounds like some victim mentality going on here. Or maybe they are reading this forum.
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Dec 23, 2022 00:55
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Dec 23, 2022 00:56
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People who shorted tesla are sitting on a bunch of money.
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Dec 23, 2022 00:57
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Theoretically the base car should function. They share the inherent dangers of any product offered with subscription options. As soon as the company is no longer interested in supporting the feature it becomes a myth.
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Dec 23, 2022 00:58
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goatface posted:Theoretically the base car should function. We all know that's false in the case of Tesla
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Withnail posted:People who shorted tesla are sitting on a bunch of money. Man I missed the train on this one. I'd put some money on the shorts bet if I didn't think there was a chance that Elon's weirdos would empty out their life savings/401k to bail his rear end out.
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Dec 23, 2022 00:59
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MrQwerty posted:We all know that's false in the case of Tesla I said theoretically.
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Icon Of Sin posted:What does this mean? It's an ETF that tracks the inverse of Tesla's share price movements. So if Tesla goes up, that ETF goes down and vice versa. They're an easy way for people to bet against stuff without buying options or short selling.
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nine-gear crow posted:Also Wario is an endearing figure on some level, Elon is just a stupid rear end in a top hat. He’s-a Wario And he’s-a gonna win
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Kingo Ligma posted:I know this is extremely unlikely (but then so is a billionaire tweeting so hard he wipes out the equivalent to the GDP of several.nations in wealth in a matter of days), but what happens if Tesla goes out Delorean style and just flat out no longer exists? Are all the cars bricked? When your model s can no longer call home and check your 'no flaming death' subscription is up to date, does it just burst into flames? The seat warmers come online long enough to contribute to the battery fire.
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E the Shaggy posted:Man I missed the train on this one. I'd put some money on the shorts bet if I didn't think there was a chance that Elon's weirdos would empty out their life savings/401k to bail his rear end out. At some point it'll get booted from the S&P 500 which will mean a ton of big players like Vanguard and Black Rock will dump their shares.
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Dec 23, 2022 01:08
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A bunch of cars were affected when 3G went offline. I can't imagine buying anything new that requires subscriptions or servers to allow features to function properly but that's probably going to be harder to avoid as time goes on. I've never been an early tech adapter but I've bought enough used tech to realize that lots of poo poo breaks and becomes useless over time as tech marches on. I have several smart TVs that the smart functions are useless because the hardware can't handle modern streaming and the manufacturer stopped updating firmware long ago. It makes way more sense to just buy a ROKU because you can add smart functionality to any TV for less than $100 and when it's finally outdated, you can just buy a new ROKU instead of spending several hundred dollars/over a thousand dollars for a new TV. Buying a car with poo poo that's going to break and be useless when support is discontinued or the company goes out of business just seems dumb as hell.
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Dec 23, 2022 01:10
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Ah, but who are the real nazis here? Everyone remembers when Nazi Germany used the power of the jackbooted state to make the price of 1 stock fall a little bit, implying that they owned all of that stock in the first place for some reason? Truly a masterstroke
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Dec 23, 2022 01:11
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ol' Lonny is about 2 days away from just becoming the liberal bolb meme
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My favorite Musk sycophants are the ones begging him to make a gas powered car because EVs are libtard crap and driving an EV, supporting Musk, and being a “conservative” can’t co-exist.
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Edmund Sparkler posted:A bunch of cars were affected when 3G went offline. At least with older cars they're less reliant on some engine management software or whatever getting regular updates and if something fucks up you can usually find a replacement part at the wreckers.
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Dec 23, 2022 01:13
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Withnail posted:I did a quick scan of the 'MSM' websites and there are almost no headlines about Musk. Musk Derangement Syndrome. Basically the idea that Musk is good and you dumb libs are saying he's bad because you are dumb libs. There was a Trump flavor of this before.
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Dec 23, 2022 01:14
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Withnail posted:I did a quick scan of the 'MSM' websites and there are almost no headlines about Musk. They mean websites for Men Seeking Men.
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Frank Frank posted:Lmao he doesn’t understand who buys Teslas and that’s so goddamned funny. To be clear, his bigotry isn’t funny but the fact that he says insanely tone-deaf poo poo like this absolutely is. Holy poo poo man, just lie. Every CEO lies and spouts milquetoast platitudes to placate shareholders. “ Trump runs billion dollar companies into the fuckin ground lol TRUMP STEAKS!!!
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1606044021402374145?s=20&t=FVyvhEK1P5ZSHu3-nEi0PA Going back a few pages I just want to LOL at this a bit more because — and not to belabor this point — it absolutely looks like he is still incapable of producing any new actual features developed by software teams from new code. This is 100% just him loving around in a template engine that is made available to content managers so they can tweak the layout of already-existing data. I'm now counting the days until they actually successfully deploy the first feature that can't be explained by anything other than "a functional software development company". DAYS SINCE LAST REAL FEATURE: [0] (or however long it's been since he took over)
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Maybe Musk will turn Telsa's fortunes around by getting doors that are easily opened when the vehicle is on fire. That whole thing still makes no sense, especially as it locks the back doors as well.
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Dec 23, 2022 01:18
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Poor Elon wants to be Lord Crumb when he's really just John Bigbooté....
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Lazyfire posted:Musk Derangement Syndrome. Basically the idea that Musk is good and you dumb libs are saying he's bad because you are dumb libs. It started with Bush, BDS All the libs who constantly freaked out about Bush being bad? It was because they were DERANGED They can't admit a single good thing he's done!!
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Cable Guy posted:Poor Elon wants to be Lord Crumb when he's really just John Big Booty.... I love that movie.  Data Graham posted:It started with Bush, BDS I'm not arguing, but I had never heard it myself prior to Trump. It was deployed all across the chudosphere to try to deflect any sort of criticism of him.
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Musk is going to keep cratering TSLA value until he can afford to buy back everything he sold. Then turn around and announce some unnecessary feature to bump it back up. Only it won't work as well as he wants it to and he'll flounder around some more and call it a conspiracy.
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Data Graham posted:I'm now counting the days until they actually successfully deploy the first feature that can't be explained by anything other than "a functional software development company". DAYS SINCE LAST REAL FEATURE: [0] (or however long it's been since he took over) To be fair I can’t remember Twitter really launching new, user facing features in a really long time. I assume most of their engineering was targeting ad buyers the last few years, not real end-user functionality. Musk is still an idiot and has no loving clue what he’s doing.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I love that movie.
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Anyway why is TSLA up $5 in after-hours following a huge immediate bump right about when he announced Tesla would be unprofitable next year? Is after-hours trading done by mirror-universe stock traders or something?
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Data Graham posted:Anyway why is TSLA up $5 in after-hours following a huge immediate bump right about when he announced Tesla would be unprofitable next year? Is after-hours trading done by mirror-universe stock traders or something? BUY THE DIP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do people try to prop up a sinking Titanic after hours by pumping money into it? I have a very limited understanding of how the stock market casino works (I don't think anyone really understands it too well).
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:BUY THE DIP!!!!!!!!!!!! The only dip I'm buying is some fuckin' queso
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