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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Who is gohan in this analogy

Trevor Lawrence

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/PaulKuharskyNFL/status/1608560832061018113

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Relentlessboredomm posted:

he can come start for literally any team in the NFC South and be an improvement. I would welcome him on the Bucs

I love and still believe in Tom but I would be absolutely thrilled to see Minshew join the team if Tom leaves.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Saving this for when KU plays SDSU

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kiimo posted:

Saving this for when KU plays SDSU

1-1!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

thanks JROB!!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Time for more schizo advanced stats from Twitter

Adjusted net yards/attempt (ANY/A)

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

SKULL.GIF posted:

Time for more schizo advanced stats from Twitter

Adjusted net yards/attempt (ANY/A)


If the Dolphins& Broncos switched offenses/defenses you can have one super team.

And the Broncos.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Just thinking, what about Carr to Atlanta


Pitts would immediately shoot to top five

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Android Apocalypse posted:

If the Dolphins& Broncos switched offenses/defenses you can have one super team.

And the Broncos.

Lions offense with the Broncos Defense would be the best one imo

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

Time for more schizo advanced stats from Twitter

Adjusted net yards/attempt (ANY/A)


The entire AFC East in the top 11 is certainly something.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Diva Cupcake posted:

The entire AFC East in the top 11 is certainly something.

Jets would be a top 5 team if they had a quarterback. I hear Carr is about to become available.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Carr needs to get out of the AFC.



edit:

colt mccoy
desmond ridder
sam darnold
baker mayfield
andy dalton
brock purdy
davis mills
nick foles
jarrett stidham
malik willis
teddy bridgewater

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

SKULL.GIF posted:

Time for more schizo advanced stats from Twitter

Adjusted net yards/attempt (ANY/A)


Saints at #8. Seems legit.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Broncos at 12, Vikings at 22.

Sounds legit

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

Jets would be a top 5 team if they had a quarterback. I hear Carr is about to become available.
So would the Patriots. Well, they need an offensive coordinator too, but QB is top of the list.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/zacstevensdnvr/status/1608224697359138816?s=46&t=5ZkMMBsum9c4ScmUZjxs4A

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The previous few months there was no need to step up. But now there is, with 2 games left in the season.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Love seeing posts that you'd expect to see in August in December.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I mean, you gave up 51 points to a 4-win team on their third QB, you had four turnovers, your first-year head coach got fired before the end of the season, and you got blasted in front of millions by a cartoon starfish.

I would loving hope you would do better next week, because it's certainly hard to do worse!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Mega64 posted:

it's certainly hard to do worse!

For the first time in months I'll say I believe Russ can find a way

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Someone in Denver is going to kill Russ before his contract is up i can guarantee you that

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Russ retiring after a broken jaw would :perfect:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Alaois posted:

Someone in Denver is going to kill Russ before his contract is up i can guarantee you that

Somewhere in the backwoods of Fort Collins is the Broncos equivalent of Kawalimus, slowly losing their grip on reality until they day comes when they make a manic grin and say “Broncos County, Let’s ride” and walk out the basement door for the final, fateful time…

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I've camped in the backwoods of Ft. Collins and that is a very accurate location for said shooter

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Alaois posted:

Someone in Denver is going to kill Russ before his contract is up i can guarantee you that

How will they get into his private office

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

FizFashizzle posted:

How will they get into his private office

Killdozer, probably.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Glad they didn't wait until it was too late!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Let's freaking bolt up

https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/1608584296297824257?t=8qqnQyKIlzGsspuOsFeC4A&s=19

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Broncos bout to have the greatest moral victory you’ve ever seen

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/bturner23/status/1608497609018056705

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


At this point any victory would be neat

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Alaois posted:

Someone in Denver is going to kill Russ before his contract is up i can guarantee you that

Does it still count as dead cap if this happens?

Edit: I guess so! There is no release, even in death, for the Broncos.

In the NFL, a player's death is treated just like a release or trade. His salary ends and any bonuses that were paid to the player but not yet charged to the salary cap are brought forward as a charge against the cap. When the Redskins' Sean Taylor was killed in 2007, his signing bonus charges were counted on the team's 2008 salary cap book.

Nervous fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Dec 29, 2022

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

How will they get into his private office

Tell him you want some advice from the master about your brand and he'd let you right in.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



First time in a while BSOHL (Best Shape of his Life) has been used outside of preseason/training camp

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

FizFashizzle posted:

How will they get into his private office

Nanobubble delivery man costume.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Get in on the ground floor guys


https://www.change.org/p/get-josh-mcdaniels-fired

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chris James 2 posted:

First time in a while BSOHL (Best Shape of his Life) has been used outside of preseason/training camp

I know right

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Wait, "corrupt refs" isn't just one crazy goon but an actual belief held by Raiders fans?

...Explains a lot, really.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."


Does this count as doxing MrLogan?

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