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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I wish the thread title could just be the image of CGI Harrison Ford on the horse with that weird expression

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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Who Greenlighted 2020-3: Recorded at the same time as the other sequel.

Who Greenlighted 2023: I Thought It Already Got Released and Flopped
source on that one

Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Jan 1, 2023

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Who Greenlighted 2023: Everything's Cancelled Except For That Thing With My Wife

Who Greenlighted 2023: Now I Am Become MAX, Destroyer of HBO

Who Greenlighted 2023: Cocaine Bear+AI ChatBots

Who Greenlighted 2023: Untitled Morbius Sequel

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
Who greenlighted 2023-D

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Em Three Gan is PG-13 what the gently caress

RevKrule
Jul 9, 2001

Thrilling the forums since 2001

No one makes R rated horror movies anymore, sorry.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Alan Smithee posted:

Em Three Gan is PG-13 what the gently caress

poo poo got cut.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 47 minutes!

RevKrule posted:

No one makes R rated horror movies anymore, sorry.

Terrifier has entered the chat

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Enos Cabell posted:

Terrifier has entered the chat

The Sadness

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

ruddiger posted:

The Sadness

best exploding head of the year

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Who Greenlighted 2023: Somethow, Somewhere, Palp Cat Bounced

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


I'll have a new thread and OP by end of week, should be able to get to it when I am back at work.


Alan Smithee posted:

Em Three Gan is PG-13 what the gently caress

If that means more terrifying dances instead of blood...yay?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
also Metropolis is public domain now so who greenlighted?

The People

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

muscles like this! posted:

Netflix's Matlida musical is a lot of fun but their desperation in trying to create a Roald Dahl Cinematic Universe with the production logo at the beginning is palpable.

I mean they bought the rights to his entire catalog for half a billion dollars at least. They better be desperate to make something of it.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Tars Tarkas posted:

I'll have a new thread and OP by end of week, should be able to get to it when I am back at work.

If that means more terrifying dances instead of blood...yay?

Nope. No new anything just no blood.

Disgusting and should be banned

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.
MOTY Time

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Closed the year out watching Top Gun M on a big rear end tv and it ruled

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011



Some good ones here! Was Babylon any good?

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.

Ccs posted:

Some good ones here! Was Babylon any good?

Whether or not it's "good" is not something I'm trying to deliberate right now.

Did I enjoy the poo poo out if it though? Yes.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

SunshineDanceParty posted:

I mean they bought the rights to his entire catalog for half a billion dollars at least. They better be desperate to make something of it.

They should do a faux reality TV show about how lovely Grandpa Joe is

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv_QhoUy-xc

da gently caress

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
im not expecting good things from this

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


It’s based on a book who’s synopsis is available on Wikipedia. Doesn’t seem like something I’d enjoy even before M Night got his hands on it.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
It's based on Paul Tremblay's The Cabin At The End Of The World, which was a good book. Not the kind that I would have expected to see as a movie, but hey, when it comes to streaming, I'll be there.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Leave posted:

It's based on Paul Tremblay's The Cabin At The End Of The World, which was a good book. Not the kind that I would have expected to see as a movie, but hey, when it comes to streaming, I'll be there.

Apparently the studio isn't doing much to highlight the fact that it is an adaptation.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Gonna see it for Big Dave Bautista.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

quote:

Everest : Hey... you see that badge? That means I'm a health care professional. But that knowledge goes both ways. So if you tell anybody about The Artemis... I will hunt you down and unheal the poo poo out of you.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1610538520132689921?s=20&t=f1WfkQHZlMl6vzci4N3z5Q

holy gently caress blast from the past

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


We watched it in 9th grade English. I was shocked years later to find out they let a 15 year old do a nude scene even if you only ever see anything for a second or two.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

"Your honor I my clients deserve half a billion dollars for 'dem tiddys."

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

8one6 posted:

"Your honor I my clients deserve half a billion dollars for 'dem tiddys."

*lifts little finger to lips Doctor Evilishly*

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Casimir Radon posted:

We watched it in 9th grade English. I was shocked years later to find out they let a 15 year old do a nude scene even if you only ever see anything for a second or two.

There's a lot of this type of chicken coming home to roost recently: there was a recent reunion interview with Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins over "Blue Lagoon" where they described filming being uncomfortable and the producers trying to "encourage" an off-screen romance between the then 14yo Shields and 18yo Atkins.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Young Freud posted:

There's a lot of this type of chicken coming home to roost recently: there was a recent reunion interview with Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins over "Blue Lagoon" where they described filming being uncomfortable and the producers trying to "encourage" an off-screen romance between the then 14yo Shields and 18yo Atkins.

And that was far from the first time she was sexualized in a way which people should do jail time for

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Young Freud posted:

There's a lot of this type of chicken coming home to roost recently: there was a recent reunion interview with Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins over "Blue Lagoon" where they described filming being uncomfortable and the producers trying to "encourage" an off-screen romance between the then 14yo Shields and 18yo Atkins.

Blue Lagoon also had the dolphin trainer serve as Brooke Shields’ body double for all nudity, something the dolphin trainer was not told she would be doing until she arrived on location and couldn’t leave.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Leave posted:

It's based on Paul Tremblay's The Cabin At The End Of The World, which was a good book. Not the kind that I would have expected to see as a movie, but hey, when it comes to streaming, I'll be there.

*reads the plot on wiki*

This is all I see

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

muscles like this! posted:

Apparently the studio isn't doing much to highlight the fact that it is an adaptation.

I could see part of that could just be because shyamalan movies are known for their "twists", and if people know it's an adaptation than the advertisers might think that will turn people off it, as the twist is already a known thing.

That or more likely they just thought the name original source material wasn't going to be a draw.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I didn't read the graphic novel Old was adapted from, but I assume that it did not end in the stupid as hell way that the film did.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Casimir Radon posted:

We watched it in 9th grade English. I was shocked years later to find out they let a 15 year old do a nude scene even if you only ever see anything for a second or two.

The part that should chill your bones is that Phil Collins almost wound up playing Romeo.

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Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.

Phanatic posted:

The part that should chill your bones is that Phil Collins almost wound up playing Romeo.

Doth told I Tybalt's drowning? I shalt not lend a hand!

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