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busalover posted:I think Hyundai/KIA bought a bunch of BMW designers.  of their Pony concept from the 70s designed by Goigetto Giugiaro
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Jan 2, 2023 12:49
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nine-gear crow posted:Man, the red and yellow Little Tikes car I had as a kid was more durable than these pieces of poo poo. It also ran over far less children too. So funny you should mention that. I had one of those cars as a kid. This Christmas my toddler got one as a Christmas gift from her grandparents. And those cars are a whole lot lighter and smaller than the ones in my day. They are also a lot less durable. The first time I tried pushing it around with her in it, the roof popped off, and my dad and I had to use screws to get it back into place. My kid also rolled it within 10 minutes of "driving it" probably it's so much lighter than the older models. Still a better car than a Tesla.
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Jan 2, 2023 12:56
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Breetai posted:N74 looks amazing but I would love to see it try to navigate the slightest of driveway inclines. It's a car for Arizona only
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Man they're not even trying to hide bias on twitter now are they? I have a twitter account that I used for about 10 minutes before abandoning it 10 years ago - it follows like 3 people - and today there's an email telling me that there's a new Kyle Rittenhouse tweet for me to read. Get hosed!
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Canuckistan posted:I drive a Honda Ridgeline, which is currently the ugliest truck on the market, and I'd drive the Cybertruck too. It's so ugly it's cute. Like a possum. (Which is also so ugly it's cool, and I want one)
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Mikojan posted:Lose the front wing and I’d be so loving over that holy poo poo INCREASE THE FRONT WING, COWARD
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Jan 2, 2023 13:48
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cr0y posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1609677383703072768?t=u8JYoJzoebM3BV8uYH8L3Q&s=19 Take the Red Pill Elon Then keep taking pills Take all the pills Like the whole bottle Elon
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Canuckistan posted:I drive a Honda Ridgeline, which is currently the ugliest truck on the market, and I'd drive the Cybertruck too. It's so ugly it's cute. Like a possum. Slugworth posted:Don't be so hard on yourself while the Jeep Gladiator exists. Ha! these cars are mere amateurs of ugliness, quailing in comparison to the true king, the Fiat Multipla: 
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Jan 2, 2023 14:16
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didn't they already release the fauci files on christmas that everyone ignored
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Jan 2, 2023 14:22
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cr0y posted:It's amazing how many people have definitely for real had heart attacks after the vaccine in the comments I love post hoc ergo propter hoc. It's like the most formal of the informal fallacies.
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Jan 2, 2023 14:37
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The Saddest Rhino posted:didn't they already release the fauci files on christmas that everyone ignored It was the same rambling horseshit Republicans tried to grill him on 'gain of function' or whatever the conspiracy was. Basically dumb fucks talking about things they know nothing about trying to make a conspiracies out of nothing.
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Infinitum posted:It was the same rambling horseshit Republicans tried to grill him on 'gain of function' or whatever the conspiracy was. It's always so cute when they learn a new term. It's like when a toddler learns what a puppy is and then everything is a puppy
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Pieces of my car are falling off on the road. Is this normal @Tesla??
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I actually love extensive buttonry, but that steering wheel hurts my brain.
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Steadiman posted:It's always so cute when they learn a new term. It's like when a toddler learns what a puppy is and then everything is a puppy Or how everything is a toddler to a Tesla.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:didn't they already release the fauci files on christmas that everyone ignored well yes but you see this will be the REAL coup de grace, unlike that previous coup de grace which was weak as poo poo and nobody cared about
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Still can't believe Fauci emailed twitter "Yo Jack, this vaccine sucks poo poo and kills 99% of people that get it, but I loooooove being in charge so much that I need you to lie to everyone about it"
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Bronze Fonz posted:Or how everything is a toddler to a Tesla. 
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goatface posted:They will keep releasing them until people care. Elon has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
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Honestly the thing I find funniest about all these Twitter files is the idea that Musk thinks they'll ever get more pertinent or damning. Like, surely if he had a silver bullet somewhere in all the garbage, it would have been the first thing he posted, not the 18th thing. And as it turns out, the first one did in fact contain the only real piece of new information that people hadn't already guessed - and it was that Hunter Biden has a third leg.
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Steadiman posted:It's always so cute when they learn a new term. It's like when a toddler learns what a puppy is and then everything is a puppy Like even if you were well read on the subject, which none of us would be, I wouldn't be arguing with an expert on it. American politics are loving poison, and the rest of the world has to endure it from afar because somehow a third world country with a Gucci belt ended up leader of the free world.
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The Postman posted:Pieces of my car are falling off on the road. Is this normal @Tesla?? The best part is he thinks it's because he had 3 people sitting in the third row and not because the panel wasn't properly attached to the body. You can literally see the screw still in the panel in the 3rd picture. https://twitter.com/bitcoinbitten/status/1609642232239521793?s=20&t=-sTiz-dNFFKiD6GzYgdo_Q
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Jan 2, 2023 15:21
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"I think it hosed up because I put the combined weight of *checks notes* small children in the back of the car"
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Scientastic posted:Ha! these cars are mere amateurs of ugliness, quailing in comparison to the true king, the Fiat Multipla: Vehicular mitosis is beautiful.
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Jan 2, 2023 15:27
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CuwiKhons posted:Honestly the thing I find funniest about all these Twitter files is the idea that Musk thinks they'll ever get more pertinent or damning. Like, surely if he had a silver bullet somewhere in all the garbage, it would have been the first thing he posted, not the 18th thing. And as it turns out, the first one did in fact contain the only real piece of new information that people hadn't already guessed - and it was that Hunter Biden has a third leg. Not only that, but it’s not like Twitter has top secret government security clearance or is privy to anything that didn’t transpire on the platform itself. “Behold! Our moderators weren’t sure whether to ban these people from spreading misinformation so they discussed it with each other!” Who gives a gently caress?
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The Postman posted:The comments on that post are amazing. When Henry Ford created the Model T, he famously warned against driving it in the rain because poo poo might fall off. "Do not drive this car in the rain, for it may not stay together. This is the fault of the Jews" - Henry Ford
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koshmar posted:The best part is he thinks it's because he had 3 people sitting in the third row and not because the panel wasn't properly attached to the body. You can literally see the screw still in the panel in the 3rd picture. Well there’s your problem it detected children and tried to drive into itself
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Almost Smart posted:Not only that, but it’s not like Twitter has top secret government security clearance or is privy to anything that didn’t transpire on the platform itself. They're terminally online, they think Twitter is one of the most important places on the Internet and therefore the world.
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I've seen some dumb takes during my years on the Internet, but "Its an electric car you don't drive it in the rain bro" is probably one of the most breathtakingly ignorant takes I think I've ever seen Please, nobody tell this dipshit what type of energy powers the lights, electronics, etc. in a regular car 
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Lol you want to use your car in the rain or to carry your family? Gtfo libtardSydney Bottocks posted:Please, nobody tell this dipshit what type of energy powers the lights, electronics, etc. in a regular car Gas duh, you don't fill up your car with electricity you fill it up with gas cr0y fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Jan 2, 2023 |
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Tesla: A car for all seasons! ....only not when it rains. ...Or snows. ...Or hails. ...Or is too hot. ....Or too cold. Actually, just take your Tesla out when it's sunny and above 70 degrees outside for best results.
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jadebullet posted:I still don't get the appeal of the Cyber truck when it doesn't even look cyberpunk. I don't care if that makes me a basic bitch that is pure 
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It is funny that there’s a grain of truth in that the car was designed by Californians who forgot what weather was and neglected to include basic features like rain gutters
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