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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Love that the war on cars has escalated to bringing back the anti-tank ditch

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

gradenko_2000 posted:

Love that the war on cars has escalated to bringing back the anti-tank ditch

wow, some tankie you are

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

BonHair posted:

Our friends the bollards have a new partner: the bus ditch. Basically you need to be bus width or two wheels to pass. It went up shortly before Christmas and has claimed 20 cars already.


Article in Danish, heavy pro car perspective: https://www.tv2nord.dk/aalborg/henriettes-bil-blev-totalskadet-i-bussluse-det-er-helt-ude-af-proportioner

This rules.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

gradenko_2000 posted:

Love that the war on cars has escalated to bringing back the anti-tank ditch

all warfare is ultimately trench warfare

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

silicone thrills posted:

Have literally met people who say poo poo like "I love my commute because its my ~ me ~ time" and im like bruh I sit on a bus and I can read, listen to music, play my nintendo switch, text chat with my friends on the phone..." and theyll look like ?????? because they just apparently thought you couldnt do anything on a bus or train???

they're reading, listening to music, playing nintendo, texting and chatting as they barrel down the freeway and are confused that you think they aren't doing those things for some reason

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Clark Nova posted:

they're reading, listening to music, playing nintendo, texting and chatting as they barrel down the freeway and are confused that you think they aren't doing those things for some reason

All simultaneously mind you

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Clark Nova posted:

they're reading, listening to music, playing nintendo, texting and chatting as they barrel down the freeway and are confused that you think they aren't doing those things for some reason

don't forget vlogging

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


yeah too bad about this and the fascism, because he designed some great furniture

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

actionjackson posted:

yeah too bad about this and the fascism, because he designed some great furniture

Nominated for least stand-up guy

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

the ultimate accelerationist

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I hate him

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

BonHair posted:

Our friends the bollards have a new partner: the bus ditch. Basically you need to be bus width or two wheels to pass. It went up shortly before Christmas and has claimed 20 cars already.


Article in Danish, heavy pro car perspective: https://www.tv2nord.dk/aalborg/henriettes-bil-blev-totalskadet-i-bussluse-det-er-helt-ude-af-proportioner

it also looks like that if you had a truck(my reference personally is a '99 ford ranger so light truck for sure) with clearance you could just take your time through it and it would work too, I really want to see a truck(something modern and expensive) eviscerated on one of these

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

happily, truck mindset precludes just taking your time through it

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
what is the best way to quickly put a bus ditch in a road without a big road crew or anything? asking for a friend

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Clark Nova posted:

happily, truck mindset precludes just taking your time through it

more people need to play Snowrunner

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

Polo-Rican posted:

guy in Ferrari sees some bikes, gets furious and destroys own car

https://twitter.com/BornAKang/status/1610166800091648001

very cool we let people drive wildly unsuitable fashion statements like this in public

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
went for a run today, saw a stupid SUV partially blocking the intersection...as i crossed i pointed towards the stop line he was in front of and said "get behind the stop line", so he could trigger the light to change.

guy honked at me as i ran in front :allears:

you loving dummy

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
It's amazing how many movies and tv shows fail the bikdel test:

Has to have at least one bicycle
and it needs to be ridden by a named character

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

what is the best way to quickly put a bus ditch in a road without a big road crew or anything? asking for a friend

C4 cratering charges daisy chained together

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

gradenko_2000 posted:

more people need to play Snowrunner

:hai:

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
I fight cars

I work in the social services, and a lot of the people we work with have a lot of regrets. I've asked our case managers to have their clients come out and watch me fight. As I fight cars, time runs backwards. As I punch the mirror off a Subaru, your life runs in reverse. Scars becomes wounds become chances to exercise better judgement. I fight cars.

Like most people, I enjoy fighting in the mornings, before it gets to hot. Unlike most people, I've been pushed over by a Honda Fit.

I fight cars. Sometimes when I am fighting, I think of those zen fountains that absorb a drip drip drip of water down a bamboo tube before finally tipping over and dumping their contents into a pool. Each pebble I chuck at an F150 is another drip. I think, that fountain would call me a pussy.

I fight cars. But I know where I have been.

Six months ago, I didn't fight.

Six months ago, I had heartburn bad enough to keep me from sleeping through the night. Six months ago, I waited to cross the street until there were no cars coming even when I had a crosswalk. And six months ago, fighting an Escalade felt impossible.

I fight cars, and I have ways to go. But I can sleep. I feel alive. I can fight any motorized vehicle up to the size of a short bus, and I lose every time.

Sometimes I get discouraged. I compare where I am to where other people are. But all that matters is where I am compared to where I was.

Once something good becomes something you are going to do for the rest of your life, the pace becomes less important. I know that my drip drip drip will amount to that deluge, eventually. Someday I will fight a monster truck, and lose.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

BraveUlysses posted:

went for a run today, saw a stupid SUV partially blocking the intersection...as i crossed i pointed towards the stop line he was in front of and said "get behind the stop line", so he could trigger the light to change.

guy honked at me as i ran in front :allears:

you loving dummy

I was going for a bike ride once and had to cross a busy multi-lane road. There wasn't a cross walk so the only way to trigger the light was the sensor in the road. But the sensor wasn't picking me up and there weren't any other cars waiting with me so I was a bit stuck. Meanwhile a dude in a Jeep was talking on his phone in a nearby parking lot. I heard him say, "Hang on a minute." to whoever he was talking to then he pulled out of the parking lot and pulled up behind me to trip the sensor. He said he rides his motorcycle through here and that light never trips for him either.

A rare good guy story for the thread.

Greg12
Apr 22, 2020
Did a single one of Corbusier's buildings have a parking space for all the cars on all his loving freeways that went between them all

at least FLW's US Acres or whatever just gave every single family a whole acre to store all their cars

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

It's amazing how many movies and tv shows fail the bikdel test:

Has to have at least one bicycle
and it needs to be ridden by a named character

lots of movies have bikes! unfortunately they're movies about children or losers

The French Dispatch had a really good short about bicycles, but unfortunately it's just 5 or 10 minutes and euro-centric

Polo-Rican has issued a correction as of 17:01 on Jan 5, 2023

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

they cleared the snow off the roads for their precious cars by dumping it at the street corners, making us pedestrians navigate huge piles of snow and get our feet wet. enough is enough

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




shovel it back into the street

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

Has to have at least one bicycle
and it needs to be ridden by a named character
I think this could use some refinement, because "40 year old virgin" is the first one that comes to mind.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

McCracAttack posted:

I was going for a bike ride once and had to cross a busy multi-lane road. There wasn't a cross walk so the only way to trigger the light was the sensor in the road. But the sensor wasn't picking me up and there weren't any other cars waiting with me so I was a bit stuck. Meanwhile a dude in a Jeep was talking on his phone in a nearby parking lot. I heard him say, "Hang on a minute." to whoever he was talking to then he pulled out of the parking lot and pulled up behind me to trip the sensor. He said he rides his motorcycle through here and that light never trips for him either.

A rare good guy story for the thread.

In a jeep too, wow

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
I did my groceries yesterday using my bike

Felt good

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

CopperHound posted:

I think this could use some refinement, because "40 year old virgin" is the first one that comes to mind.

Much like how the bechdel test was meant to highlight the near-total absence of lesbian characters in media by drawing attention to how few stories even have women interact at all, the bikedel test shows how few bicycles appear in popular art at all in order to make a further point about how maligned and marginalized cycling is.

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.

Polo-Rican posted:

guy in Ferrari sees some bikes, gets furious and destroys own car

https://twitter.com/BornAKang/status/1610166800091648001

"hey man, you can't park there"


corbusier not realizing that this means that all the people doing all this work will own cars, too, and they'll live even further away and drive even more, and all his neighbors will need to get around too, and even though there are only 1/10th as many people in the nearest square mile they all have to drive 100 times more every day than the average city dweller. and so now his half hour drive to his office is an hour and a half thanks to choked roads that only get worse despite every attempt to add lanes because each new lane makes it easier for people to live further and further away, and of course they'll have to drive more and more

great job dude

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

gradenko_2000 posted:

I did my groceries yesterday using my bike

Felt good

my major New Years Resolution this year is to use my Bike more for stuff like this instead of just exercise/hobby

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

my major New Years Resolution this year is to use my Bike more for stuff like this instead of just exercise/hobby

It's supremely satisfying to blow past traffic and chain my bike at the grocery store entrance while cars crawl around the parking lot.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

It's supremely satisfying to blow past traffic and chain my bike at the grocery store entrance while cars crawl around the parking lot.

Every morning I zoom past the line of cars on the road on my bike. Every morning, even in heavy rain, I laugh at the poor suckers. Then I silently laugh when my co-workers talk about parking and fines and car maintenance.

Bikes are cool.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




I hate fixing my loving car. As soon as I fix one thing another breaks.

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

Electro-Boogie Jack posted:

"hey man, you can't park there"

corbusier not realizing that this means that all the people doing all this work will own cars, too, and they'll live even further away and drive even more, and all his neighbors will need to get around too, and even though there are only 1/10th as many people in the nearest square mile they all have to drive 100 times more every day than the average city dweller. and so now his half hour drive to his office is an hour and a half thanks to choked roads that only get worse despite every attempt to add lanes because each new lane makes it easier for people to live further and further away, and of course they'll have to drive more and more

great job dude

he really was a dumb bitch who made ugly buildings

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
we have successfully climate changed vermont so I get to ride my road bike around all winter now I guess. Did a great ride today while listening to Death Panel. Everything is hosed!

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014

BraveUlysses posted:

went for a run today, saw a stupid SUV partially blocking the intersection...as i crossed i pointed towards the stop line he was in front of and said "get behind the stop line", so he could trigger the light to change.

guy honked at me as i ran in front :allears:

you loving dummy

I've weirdly started running into the opposite problem regularly: drivers stop their cars too far back so the intersection doesn't detect them and the signal doesn't change.

Which normally would be funny, but if I'm biking on the same street and the intersection is only designed to detect the presence of cars.......frustrating!

Why do drivers stop their cars more than a car's length away from the intersection??

Why do drivers??

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

🥳😆
New project seeks to develop an online driver safety test for people with dementia (source)

quote:

University of Queensland researchers are working with people living with dementia to develop an online driver safety test that can be performed by GPs in their surgeries.

Approximately 472,000 Australians are living with dementia and there is currently no clear line when driving is deemed unsafe.

Dr Theresa Scott, from UQ's School of Psychology said there are many negative impacts when people are forced to stop driving.

> Flaws in current driving tests mean people living with dementia are sometimes given no formal assessment, or they are told they have to stop driving as soon as they are diagnosed even when they could continue driving safely.
>
> Some people don't accept the decision to stop driving as they feel they haven't been fairly assessed, and continue driving which puts them and others at risk.

>
> Our new fitness-to-drive assessment is the first reliable and valid test that incorporates real on-road footage and gives the person a 'behind-the-wheel' driver's perspective.
>
> We hope this project will reduce traffic crashes, driving-related referrals and associated costs for health professionals, such as neurologists, geriatricians, and occupational therapy driving specialists."
>
> Dr Theresa Scott, UQ's School of Psychology

The video-based fitness-to-drive assessment is based on the hazard perception test, which was used as part of the Queensland Government's driver licencing system and was developed by UQ's Professor Mark Horswill and Dr Andrew Hill, who are also involved in this project.

Limestone Medical Centre Partner and UQ Faculty of Medicine's Emeritus Professor Geoff Mitchell said the assessment tool would be hugely beneficial for GPs when they assess people living with dementia.

"Current office assessments conducted by GPs are fraught with risk, but the fitness-to-drive tool will mean GPs won't have to rely on paper and pencil tests that have no association with on-road driving ability," Emeritus Professor Mitchell said.

"Currently the tools available are blunt instruments, and GPs heavily rely on memory tests and opinions of loved ones.

"To have a tool that is practical, accepted, and reliable will be welcomed by all GPs who look after people with dementia.

"It will also help reduce the risk of fractured relationships with patients when refusal to grant a license occurs or GPs have to refer the person for further testing."

Awarded $1.3 million under the Federal Government's Medical Research Future Fund, the 'Navigating Fitness to Drive with Patients with Dementia' project also involves UQ Professor Nancy Pachana and is expected to be available by 2025.

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Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

I'm sure the dementia patient will relent and turn in their keys after they flunk the javascript driving video game

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