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Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
At least Manson's cult didn't have the money or Fox TV to preach from.

And Manson, while short, was pretty athletic.

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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

armchairyoda posted:

Gotta catch up to the thread but, I found 'im! LOL!


:laffo::laffo::laffo:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Asterite34 posted:

The House of Reps is basically like prison, with all the joining up with racist gangs for protection and exchanging sexual favors for basic necessities and frequent stabbings for any perceived betrayal and constant preying upon any weakness as a matter of survival, with the weird twist that unlike prison any of these idiots could just leave whenever they want and do anything else with their lives but choose not to.

Theres too many reps. I would think the best thing to do is just keep your head down and not make waves if you're not aiming for higher office, and you could just keep on getting reelected into infinity

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Just lol at the opening paragraph of this WSJ editorial



VOX

POPULI

VOX

DEI

Ah, but Elon just conveniently learned the rest of the saying. Checkmate, libs!!!


...wait

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.


This guy is my favorite addition to this season's cast, I can't wait to see what lies are exposed next.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
lol



working hard thank you!!!

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

haljordan posted:

Some dark money scumbag found Lauren Boebert on that sketchy acting "talent" website and thought "Yes, this moron will do nicely in Congress"

Ted Cruz hired her as an escort and she blackmailed him. I heard people say that a lot, smart people.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






loving Moron posted:

Ted Cruz hired her as an escort and she blackmailed him. I heard people say that a lot, smart people.

I have no problem believing this

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

haljordan posted:

I have no problem believing this

Because you are a smart person.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009



Lol it's soon to be dead dumb domestic terrorist Babbitt.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

loving Moron posted:

Ted Cruz hired her as an escort and she blackmailed him. I heard people say that a lot, smart people.

Well, he does have a thing for milfs with glasses

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022

Shanghaied posted:

Well, he does have a thing for milfs with glasses

whomst among us

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Shanghaied posted:

Well, he does have a thing for milfs with glasses

The most relatable thing about Ted Cruz imo

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





Another Bill posted:

The most relatable thing about Ted Cruz imo

This is one of those things where the "relatable" aspect only makes it more alien and disturbing for the closeness. It would be like watching a tarantula dance to your favorite song, like "why do you enjoy this? This is something people do. I don't know what you get out of it but I don't like it."

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.





Obviously a bunch of rogue Twitter employees shadowbanned catturd's poll and only let woke leftists vote in it

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

Wee Bairns posted:

This guy is my favorite addition to this season's cast, I can't wait to see what lies are exposed next.

Out of all the people in American politics in recent years he's the most like a fan-favorite recurring character on Sunny.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

shoeberto posted:

Out of all the people in American politics in recent years he's the most like a fan-favorite recurring character on Sunny.

The Rickety Cricket of the House of Representatives

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Serious_Cyclone posted:

The Rickety Cricket of the House of Representatives

This makes me eager for the neck vagina episode

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
not to do the micro aggression and talk about Boebert 's looks, but does her default look take up a decent amount of morning prep time?

like she's noticeable more "flashy" than other women that have lowkey conservative styles. granted Boebert and MTG have no committees and they have no job obligations, just do regressive podcast #3773248 and scream regressive bait into the webcam.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

MEIN RAVEN posted:

This makes me eager for the neck vagina episode

The Gang Picks a Speaker

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Lol there's a rebel threatening to resign if Kevin McCarthy wins


quote:

Rep. Dan Bishop (R-NC) said he would resign from Congress if his group is unsuccessful in their effort to bring about institutional change in the House – which they do not trust Kevin McCarthy to deliver, Fox News reports.

Said Bishop: “We’re going to either see improvement up here the same way we made remarkable improvements in North Carolina in the state legislature, or I’m out.”

He added that over McCarthy’s 14-year tenure in Republican leadership, the would-be speaker has said the same things over and over again about threats facing the country and “every one of them has gotten worse, not better.”

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Lol there's a rebel threatening to resign if Kevin McCarthy wins

Let's get a movement going

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

look at this fuckin goober

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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There is 0 chance that person resigns

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I am irrationally upset about that man's tie.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Santos sitting there with that glassy eyed stare looks like Patrick Bateman if he got stung by a bee

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

Serious_Cyclone posted:

The Rickety Cricket of the House of Representatives

DENNIS: You remember that guy from high school, George Santos?
MAC: Who?
DENNIS: The dweeby guy with glasses? Compulsive liar? Like, ridiculously bad?
MAC: That's like half our graduating class, dude, all of our parents were absent alcoholics.
DENNIS: No, no, he was special. He said his real dad was Gene Simmons and his grandfather was Hitler. Somehow he was also half-Japanese and half-Cherokee. Also he won a gold medal at the Olympics for dressage at the age of 9 -
MAC: Ohhh! That guy! I thought his name was Carlito? You mean his real dad wasn't Carl Santana?
DENNIS: No, dude. I mean, maybe. I don't know. But listen, I read he's running for congress in New York.
MAC: What? That's bullshit, they won't let him run. No one even knew what his real birthday was.
DENNIS: Well apparently that doesn't matter to the republicans. He's running on a platform of some really wacky poo poo. No abortions, no taxes, no gay marriage -
MAC: No gay marriage? Really?
DENNIS: Yeah, he's god drat nuts. Luckily he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning.
MAC: [staring off into the distance] Yeah... there's no way someone like that gets elected... right?

[title card] The Gang Starts a SuperPAC

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

morningdrew posted:

look at this fuckin goober



Which one?

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





shoeberto posted:


[title card] The Gang Starts a SuperPAC

You're the A Fancy Hat of IASIP. I heard this in their voices flawlessly.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Can I be leader?

I promise I will only take bribes from americans.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






DeadFatDuckFat posted:

There is 0 chance that person resigns

For real, what is he gonna do go out and get a real job?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

shoeberto posted:

DENNIS: You remember that guy from high school, George Santos?
MAC: Who?
DENNIS: The dweeby guy with glasses? Compulsive liar? Like, ridiculously bad?
MAC: That's like half our graduating class, dude, all of our parents were absent alcoholics.
DENNIS: No, no, he was special. He said his real dad was Gene Simmons and his grandfather was Hitler. Somehow he was also half-Japanese and half-Cherokee. Also he won a gold medal at the Olympics for dressage at the age of 9 -
MAC: Ohhh! That guy! I thought his name was Carlito? You mean his real dad wasn't Carl Santana?
DENNIS: No, dude. I mean, maybe. I don't know. But listen, I read he's running for congress in New York.
MAC: What? That's bullshit, they won't let him run. No one even knew what his real birthday was.
DENNIS: Well apparently that doesn't matter to the republicans. He's running on a platform of some really wacky poo poo. No abortions, no taxes, no gay marriage -
MAC: No gay marriage? Really?
DENNIS: Yeah, he's god drat nuts. Luckily he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning.
MAC: [staring off into the distance] Yeah... there's no way someone like that gets elected... right?

[title card] The Gang Starts a SuperPAC

:laffo::laffo::laffo:

:discourse:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

shoeberto posted:

DENNIS: You remember that guy from high school, George Santos?
MAC: Who?
DENNIS: The dweeby guy with glasses? Compulsive liar? Like, ridiculously bad?
MAC: That's like half our graduating class, dude, all of our parents were absent alcoholics.
DENNIS: No, no, he was special. He said his real dad was Gene Simmons and his grandfather was Hitler. Somehow he was also half-Japanese and half-Cherokee. Also he won a gold medal at the Olympics for dressage at the age of 9 -
MAC: Ohhh! That guy! I thought his name was Carlito? You mean his real dad wasn't Carl Santana?
DENNIS: No, dude. I mean, maybe. I don't know. But listen, I read he's running for congress in New York.
MAC: What? That's bullshit, they won't let him run. No one even knew what his real birthday was.
DENNIS: Well apparently that doesn't matter to the republicans. He's running on a platform of some really wacky poo poo. No abortions, no taxes, no gay marriage -
MAC: No gay marriage? Really?
DENNIS: Yeah, he's god drat nuts. Luckily he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning.
MAC: [staring off into the distance] Yeah... there's no way someone like that gets elected... right?

[title card] The Gang Starts a SuperPAC

Holy poo poo I could see and hear this in my mind as I read it. Even their mannerisms and how they move their hands and faces!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






shoeberto posted:

DENNIS: You remember that guy from high school, George Santos?
MAC: Who?
DENNIS: The dweeby guy with glasses? Compulsive liar? Like, ridiculously bad?
MAC: That's like half our graduating class, dude, all of our parents were absent alcoholics.
DENNIS: No, no, he was special. He said his real dad was Gene Simmons and his grandfather was Hitler. Somehow he was also half-Japanese and half-Cherokee. Also he won a gold medal at the Olympics for dressage at the age of 9 -
MAC: Ohhh! That guy! I thought his name was Carlito? You mean his real dad wasn't Carl Santana?
DENNIS: No, dude. I mean, maybe. I don't know. But listen, I read he's running for congress in New York.
MAC: What? That's bullshit, they won't let him run. No one even knew what his real birthday was.
DENNIS: Well apparently that doesn't matter to the republicans. He's running on a platform of some really wacky poo poo. No abortions, no taxes, no gay marriage -
MAC: No gay marriage? Really?
DENNIS: Yeah, he's god drat nuts. Luckily he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning.
MAC: [staring off into the distance] Yeah... there's no way someone like that gets elected... right?

[title card] The Gang Starts a SuperPAC

I approve of this post

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



PhazonLink posted:

not to do the micro aggression and talk about Boebert 's looks, but does her default look take up a decent amount of morning prep time?

like she's noticeable more "flashy" than other women that have lowkey conservative styles. granted Boebert and MTG have no committees and they have no job obligations, just do regressive podcast #3773248 and scream regressive bait into the webcam.

I'll never get over her fake chin made out of silly putty and Bondo. And that her husband showed his penis to minors in a bowling alley, and she was one of said minors.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

shoeberto posted:

DENNIS: You remember that guy from high school, George Santos?
MAC: Who?
DENNIS: The dweeby guy with glasses? Compulsive liar? Like, ridiculously bad?
MAC: That's like half our graduating class, dude, all of our parents were absent alcoholics.
DENNIS: No, no, he was special. He said his real dad was Gene Simmons and his grandfather was Hitler. Somehow he was also half-Japanese and half-Cherokee. Also he won a gold medal at the Olympics for dressage at the age of 9 -
MAC: Ohhh! That guy! I thought his name was Carlito? You mean his real dad wasn't Carl Santana?
DENNIS: No, dude. I mean, maybe. I don't know. But listen, I read he's running for congress in New York.
MAC: What? That's bullshit, they won't let him run. No one even knew what his real birthday was.
DENNIS: Well apparently that doesn't matter to the republicans. He's running on a platform of some really wacky poo poo. No abortions, no taxes, no gay marriage -
MAC: No gay marriage? Really?
DENNIS: Yeah, he's god drat nuts. Luckily he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning.
MAC: [staring off into the distance] Yeah... there's no way someone like that gets elected... right?

[title card] The Gang Starts a SuperPAC

lol

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

I'll never get over her fake chin made out of silly putty and Bondo. And that her husband showed his penis to minors in a bowling alley, and she was one of said minors.

I've always just assumed she handed her surgeon a picture of Lacey Chabert and they did the best they could with what she had to offer
also she was 18, the rest were minors, and she went home with him that night

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Dee in a Hillary pantsuit

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






The speech Charlie wrote for Dennis when he was running for comptroller is still more coherent than whatever the current GOP "platform" is


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSpBlk7J4rk

Serious_Cyclone posted:

Dee in a Hillary pantsuit

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Serious_Cyclone posted:

Dee in a Hillary pantsuit

you mean like this

edit :argh:

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A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



MrQwerty posted:

lol

I've always just assumed she handed her surgeon a picture of Lacey Chabert and they did the best they could with what she had to offer
also she was 18, the rest were minors, and she went home with him that night

My mistake, thank you for clarifying. :barf:

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