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At least Manson's cult didn't have the money or Fox TV to preach from. And Manson, while short, was pretty athletic.
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armchairyoda posted:Gotta catch up to the thread but, I found 'im! LOL!
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Asterite34 posted:The House of Reps is basically like prison, with all the joining up with racist gangs for protection and exchanging sexual favors for basic necessities and frequent stabbings for any perceived betrayal and constant preying upon any weakness as a matter of survival, with the weird twist that unlike prison any of these idiots could just leave whenever they want and do anything else with their lives but choose not to. Theres too many reps. I would think the best thing to do is just keep your head down and not make waves if you're not aiming for higher office, and you could just keep on getting reelected into infinity
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Just lol at the opening paragraph of this WSJ editorial Ah, but Elon just conveniently learned the rest of the saying. Checkmate, libs!!! ...wait
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1610987264255066115?s=20&t=9hcuw-yDzQbfy4NDHH6BKw This guy is my favorite addition to this season's cast, I can't wait to see what lies are exposed next.
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lol working hard thank you!!!
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haljordan posted:Some dark money scumbag found Lauren Boebert on that sketchy acting "talent" website and thought "Yes, this moron will do nicely in Congress" Ted Cruz hired her as an escort and she blackmailed him. I heard people say that a lot, smart people.
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loving Moron posted:Ted Cruz hired her as an escort and she blackmailed him. I heard people say that a lot, smart people. I have no problem believing this
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haljordan posted:I have no problem believing this Because you are a smart person.
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Lol it's soon to be dead dumb domestic terrorist Babbitt.
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loving Moron posted:Ted Cruz hired her as an escort and she blackmailed him. I heard people say that a lot, smart people. Well, he does have a thing for milfs with glasses
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Shanghaied posted:Well, he does have a thing for milfs with glasses whomst among us
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Shanghaied posted:Well, he does have a thing for milfs with glasses The most relatable thing about Ted Cruz imo
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Another Bill posted:The most relatable thing about Ted Cruz imo This is one of those things where the "relatable" aspect only makes it more alien and disturbing for the closeness. It would be like watching a tarantula dance to your favorite song, like "why do you enjoy this? This is something people do. I don't know what you get out of it but I don't like it."
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Obviously a bunch of rogue Twitter employees shadowbanned catturd's poll and only let woke leftists vote in it
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Wee Bairns posted:This guy is my favorite addition to this season's cast, I can't wait to see what lies are exposed next. Out of all the people in American politics in recent years he's the most like a fan-favorite recurring character on Sunny.
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shoeberto posted:Out of all the people in American politics in recent years he's the most like a fan-favorite recurring character on Sunny. The Rickety Cricket of the House of Representatives
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Serious_Cyclone posted:The Rickety Cricket of the House of Representatives This makes me eager for the neck vagina episode
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# ? Jan 5, 2023 16:34 |
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not to do the micro aggression and talk about Boebert 's looks, but does her default look take up a decent amount of morning prep time? like she's noticeable more "flashy" than other women that have lowkey conservative styles. granted Boebert and MTG have no committees and they have no job obligations, just do regressive podcast #3773248 and scream regressive bait into the webcam.
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MEIN RAVEN posted:This makes me eager for the neck vagina episode The Gang Picks a Speaker
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Lol there's a rebel threatening to resign if Kevin McCarthy winsquote:Rep. Dan Bishop (R-NC) said he would resign from Congress if his group is unsuccessful in their effort to bring about institutional change in the House – which they do not trust Kevin McCarthy to deliver, Fox News reports.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Lol there's a rebel threatening to resign if Kevin McCarthy wins Let's get a movement going
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look at this fuckin goober
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There is 0 chance that person resigns
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I am irrationally upset about that man's tie.
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Santos sitting there with that glassy eyed stare looks like Patrick Bateman if he got stung by a bee
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Serious_Cyclone posted:The Rickety Cricket of the House of Representatives DENNIS: You remember that guy from high school, George Santos? MAC: Who? DENNIS: The dweeby guy with glasses? Compulsive liar? Like, ridiculously bad? MAC: That's like half our graduating class, dude, all of our parents were absent alcoholics. DENNIS: No, no, he was special. He said his real dad was Gene Simmons and his grandfather was Hitler. Somehow he was also half-Japanese and half-Cherokee. Also he won a gold medal at the Olympics for dressage at the age of 9 - MAC: Ohhh! That guy! I thought his name was Carlito? You mean his real dad wasn't Carl Santana? DENNIS: No, dude. I mean, maybe. I don't know. But listen, I read he's running for congress in New York. MAC: What? That's bullshit, they won't let him run. No one even knew what his real birthday was. DENNIS: Well apparently that doesn't matter to the republicans. He's running on a platform of some really wacky poo poo. No abortions, no taxes, no gay marriage - MAC: No gay marriage? Really? DENNIS: Yeah, he's god drat nuts. Luckily he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning. MAC: [staring off into the distance] Yeah... there's no way someone like that gets elected... right? [title card] The Gang Starts a SuperPAC
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morningdrew posted:look at this fuckin goober Which one?
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shoeberto posted:
You're the A Fancy Hat of IASIP. I heard this in their voices flawlessly.
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Can I be leader? I promise I will only take bribes from americans.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:There is 0 chance that person resigns For real, what is he gonna do go out and get a real job?
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shoeberto posted:DENNIS: You remember that guy from high school, George Santos?
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shoeberto posted:DENNIS: You remember that guy from high school, George Santos? Holy poo poo I could see and hear this in my mind as I read it. Even their mannerisms and how they move their hands and faces!
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shoeberto posted:DENNIS: You remember that guy from high school, George Santos? I approve of this post
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PhazonLink posted:not to do the micro aggression and talk about Boebert 's looks, but does her default look take up a decent amount of morning prep time? I'll never get over her fake chin made out of silly putty and Bondo. And that her husband showed his penis to minors in a bowling alley, and she was one of said minors.
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shoeberto posted:DENNIS: You remember that guy from high school, George Santos? lol A Pack of Kobolds posted:I'll never get over her fake chin made out of silly putty and Bondo. And that her husband showed his penis to minors in a bowling alley, and she was one of said minors. I've always just assumed she handed her surgeon a picture of Lacey Chabert and they did the best they could with what she had to offer also she was 18, the rest were minors, and she went home with him that night
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Dee in a Hillary pantsuit
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The speech Charlie wrote for Dennis when he was running for comptroller is still more coherent than whatever the current GOP "platform" is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSpBlk7J4rk Serious_Cyclone posted:Dee in a Hillary pantsuit
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Dee in a Hillary pantsuit you mean like this edit
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MrQwerty posted:lol My mistake, thank you for clarifying.
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