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Youremother posted:The keyhole is what sells this one. You know that every member has a key and if they all use them at the same time they arm the Texas Defense System (giant robot cowboy?) It activates Texas Marshall Law aka Endless Chili Night
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CSPAN turn Youtube chat on, you cowards
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Why do they keep doing the quorum count theater?
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While we're doing a quorum count, some info https://twitter.com/reesejgorman/status/1611038795851304962 https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1611027629339037696 https://twitter.com/Olivia_Beavers/status/1611042637112385541 https://twitter.com/Olivia_Beavers/status/1611040482708324352
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Youremother posted:The keyhole is what sells this one. You know that every member has a key and if they all use them at the same time they arm the Texas Defense System (giant robot cowboy?) Given the other infrastructure problems in Texas I'm going to imagine Texas Mack would fall apart if activated 
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I wonder if he finally gives up if he somehow loses more votes todayExternal Organs posted:Texas Marshall Law 
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Clerk: CUT THE poo poo OUT AND JUST GET ON WITH IT
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if you want to know if McCarthy flipped any of the CFC, the early guys in the roll call are Biggs Bishop Boebert Brecheen Cloud Clyde Crane Donalds Gaetz
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Cheryl the clerk is pissed about these children, as she should be.
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Youremother posted:The keyhole is what sells this one. You know that every member has a key and if they all use them at the same time they arm the Texas Defense System (giant robot cowboy?) 
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What's the "small victory" he's talking about? Gaetz also looked confused about it.
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Civilized Fishbot posted:What's the "small victory" he's talking about? Gaetz also looked confused about it. They agree to adjourn 
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Dr. VooDoo posted:They agree to adjourn i'm still calling voter fraud about that vote last night
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Ok hear me out, Dr. Frankenstein, what it we just let your monster choke you a little more before he agrees to let you go?
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Feels Villeneuve posted:i guess the question is exactly how much McCarthy would have to give up before the moderates decide they've had enough It will be when he starts bypassing supporters to give committee assignments and gavels to the holdouts.
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Youth Decay posted:Cheryl the clerk is pissed about these children, as she should be. yeah she ain't gettin 'paid for this poo poo until they pass it.
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Push El Burrito posted:Ok hear me out, Dr. Frankenstein, what it we just let your monster choke you a little more before he agrees to let you go? Dr. Frankstein seems to be WAAAY to into this.
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i wonder if whatever credit union the house staffers and congressmen use has loans specifically for a situation like this
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Feels Villeneuve posted:i wonder if whatever credit union the house staffers and congressmen use has loans specifically for a situation like this They are called lmaons.
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Feels Villeneuve posted:i wonder if whatever credit union the house staffers and congressmen use has loans specifically for a situation like this answer: yes https://www.congressionalfcu.org/loans/personal-loans/furlough-solutions
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Oracle posted:yeah she ain't gettin 'paid for this poo poo until they pass it. She’s also gonna lose her job by tradition, so she might not care?
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At least that dem speech was short.
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Can't they just have a fight on the Capitol steps and let the winner be Speaker?
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What happens if the Clerk up and quits, or has a heart attack? Seems like the Clerk is voted in by the House, and if there is no House….
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Kammat posted:Can't they just have a fight on the Capitol steps and let the winner be Speaker? A Trial of Possession for the Gavel? Sounds legit 
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Bishop sounds like a deep south pastor
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Kammat posted:Can't they just have a fight on the Capitol steps and let the winner be Speaker? Dangerous words, posting something like this on January 5...
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Centurium posted:I do love the chonky buttons, but I feel like it could have a few toggle and rocker switches on it to really class it up. Maybe a key switch with a big "ARM" written in red above it. A couple of wires to cut, too. A classic for a reason.
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Guy who wrote the NC bathroom bill talking about discrimination.
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They're just trading insults nowOld Surly posted:Bishop sounds like a deep south pastor It makes this whole speech even more awkward than it already was
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Is Bishop actually going to nominate someone? Or just complain about tweets?
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smackfu posted:Is Bishop actually going to nominate someone? Or just complain about tweets? Complaining about tweets is praxis.
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Kammat posted:Can't they just have a fight on the Capitol steps and let the winner be Speaker? No, because the Republicans know that that would result in John Fetterman as speaker.
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