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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



William Regal is texting Tony Khan right now ...

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Kennel posted:

From the article: "He has communicated to the board that unless he has direct involvement as executive chairman from the outset of a strategic review, he won’t support or approve any media-rights deal or sale, the people said."

:rubby: the emphasis on media-rights is particularly important because the TV deals expire next Sept

https://twitter.com/BrandonThurston/status/1545487734432751622?s=20

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Looking forward to the WWE Universe turning on Papa H (again, they did it the first time when he lost control of NXT) and admitting that debuting someone every week to complete silence, fumbling Io Shirai, and letting Bray write his own 6 month long story with no wrestling wasn’t actually Booker of the year material

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Gonzo McFee posted:

Capitalism is hilarious

No this is totally logical. Get in now so you can get the bag. Now if Vince stays on, it doesn't sell, and it goes up: lol

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Gonzo McFee posted:

Capitalism is hilarious

they're rooting for layoffs

vince can do that

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



I'd laugh if Vince released everyone HHH has rehired ... and then re-signs Mandy Rose.

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

rotinaj posted:

I literally cannot wait for the cope that will fill twitter when vince comes back on raw and quality immediately nosedives

can't nosedive from a six inch pull up

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

rotinaj posted:

I literally cannot wait for the cope that will fill twitter when vince comes back on raw and quality immediately nosedives

What quality? The shows are the exact same.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Vince i s an evil, spite filled moron and while this sucks, it also owns and is funny as hell

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

MJeff posted:

What quality? The shows are the exact same.

Ummmmm no, they say the word “wrestling” and occasionally reference things that happen outside of WWE now!

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Step 1: Tony Khan buys WWE.

Step 2: He hires Jim Cornette to manage the catalog.

Step 3: My sides fly off my body into deep space, never to return.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1537995836373667842?s=20&t=UlUD5a2eOQtYIFs6kwTgXg

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Davros1 posted:

I'd laugh if Vince released everyone HHH has rehired ... and then re-signs Mandy Rose.

Except Top Dolla

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
A just purchase is Tony Khan buys WWE

A sensible purchase is Disney or Fox buys WWE


But I want Tony to buy it because it would be really really funny to me.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Firefly Funhouse return confirmed!

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol at the people that came back when heads start rolling yet again

triple h will not save you

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

your friend wicka posted:

One of the funniest things I've ever been wrong about, and that's not a small sample size

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Cool

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Wrestling is the funniest hobby on the planet I’m convinced

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Remember the weeks before Vince retired Steph announced that she was "stepping away" to spend more time with her family?

Remember when WWE leaked stories that she was incompetent?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

vince taking the company down with him is really the only way this story could ever actually end

then, now, forever

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/VideoReacts/status/1554920937711083521?s=20&t=BFlQCXaPXKTwNIg_mkORbA

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!

Orange Carlisle posted:

vince taking the company down with him is really the only way this story could ever actually end

then, now, forever

The final episode of RAW ends with No Children by The Mountain Goats playing.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

the vinnie mac attack is back jack

also: lmao

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

JUNGLE BOY posted:

lol and lmao

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
just in time for mr. mcmahon to be a two time winner of the Royal Rumble

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
I didn't know he could wield the amount of power to stop media rights negotiations even as giant stock owner. Thought the most he could do was sell.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Fire Bray again.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Bill Regal in shambles

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

no chance, that's what you've got (of wwe continuing to get better)

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Armitage posted:

just in time for mr. mcmahon to be a two time winner of the Royal Rumble

Gonzo McFee posted:

Fire Bray again.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Bill Regal in shambles

Somehow, Vince McMahon has returned.

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