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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
One of the most spiteful people on the planet who has never had a reason to be spiteful is going to retake control with an actual reason to be spiteful.

This is going to rule (watching from the outside).

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Karrion Kross sighed as he reached for his gladiator mask

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Trying to think of the funniest possible firings Vince could do

1. Trips/Steph
2. Bray before he wrestles a single televised match
3. Regal 1 day into being rehired
4. Cody
5. Kross/Braun

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Hope Karrion Kross still has that helmet ...

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Dacap posted:

Trying to think of the funniest possible firings Vince could do

1. Trips/Steph
2. Bray before he wrestles a single televised match
3. Regal 1 day into being rehired
4. Cody
5. Kross/Braun

Samoa Joe before being told he’s not even working for WWE

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


A question that just popped into my head:

Can a change in “management” be enough reason that a person can exit their contract?

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Seams posted:

Karrion Kross sighed as he reached for his gladiator mask

too lazy to make the thanos meme but its all of vince's bad gimmick ideas from the last 2 years

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

A question that just popped into my head:

Can a change in management be enough reason that a person can exit their contract?

No one can leave the contract under any circumstances, unless it suits Vince

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

A question that just popped into my head:

Can a change in “management” be enough reason that a person can exit their contract?

WWE contracts aren't worth the paper they're printed on when it comes to what they actually mean so yes if anyone said gently caress this poo poo I'm out and they tried to hold them to it the whole thing would go up in smoke. Everytime they've tried they've settled out of court because the entire WWE structure is illegal.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Bizarro Kanyon posted:

A question that just popped into my head:

Can a change in “management” be enough reason that a person can exit their contract?

My understanding was that all WWE talent contracts were already of questionable legality due to the independent contractor nonsense but they’ve got the bigger lawyers so the only people who’ve come close to successfully challenging it were Mysterio and Lesnar

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Dacap posted:

My understanding was that all WWE talent contracts were already of questionable legality due to the independent contractor nonsense but they’ve got the bigger lawyers so the only people who’ve come close to successfully challenging it were Mysterio and Lesnar

Technically Mercedes and Toni Storm did too, they just up and left and WWE kind of had to pretend they weren't gone. They probably tried to strobgarm Mercedes but she has pockets and connections too they try to pretend aren't there.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Well, this happened earlier today:

https://twitter.com/LaurenKGurley/status/1611015555309338624?s=20

Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008
Don’t forget Jeff Hardy. The secret to the contracts is you just leave.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Samoa Joe before being told he’s not even working for WWE

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Brilliant timing.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

e:


Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

And of course it happens before Cody Rhodes gets back

hail to the king

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011




more khans?

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

vince announced this one day too early

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

khan is here, more khans are coming

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

ugh stay away Vince

nobody likes you

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Codependent Poster posted:

ugh stay away Vince

nobody likes you

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1537995836373667842?s=20&t=UlUD5a2eOQtYIFs6kwTgXg

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019



Shane’s son Declan is celebrating the news, he must be the Greg in this version of Succession

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I really love the use of the word “plotting” here instead of something like “planning”. It helps paint the picture of how big a piece of old dog poo poo he actually is.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Can't wait for Vince to rip off the Uncle Howdy mask.

IT WAS ME BRAY, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Maybe we can finally get Vince and his army of hobos this time

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Quantum of Phallus posted:

the GF wants to go see Moulin Rouge 😒😒😒

you should probably go see that awesome movie with your gf op

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

WWE is always at its most entertaining when it's messy like this. Incredible.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
also lmao vince is back baby, of course he's back. trips was just keeping the t rex skull warm. I cannot fuckin wait to see how bad the show gets

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I feel bad for anyone that can't laugh

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit

Rhonne posted:

Except Top Dolla

If he pulls this off, every episode will have Vince calling Top Dolla the N-Word but confidently unlike when the target was Booker-T because he will have become truly invincible

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


There's only one way to solve the dispute about the executives...and that's hell in the cell!

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


I love WWE ('s backstage drama, and almost nothing else about the product)

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Hhh bringing back the ultimate ex-WWE guy

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
I'm going to LMAO if all the people that Triple H rehired just get fired again.

Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008

Astro7x posted:

I'm going to LMAO if Triple H just get fired again.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Road Dogg deleting every negative thing he said about AEW on his twitter feed.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

This is incredible drama

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1611133041577000960?s=20&t=5yi4kdQUTIfM3jdlJXG4wA

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Sports Entertainment is so more fun with Vince

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81sidewinder
Sep 8, 2014

Buying stocks on the day of the crash
1. Vince says he will veto any sale if he is not acting as the boss
2. He comes back
3. He never lets the sale happen anyway
4. lol
5. lmao

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