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A novice coffee roaster is $200 and that’s if you don’t go the popper route. Green beans are half the cost of roasted so you recoup the cost within about a year. The beans will never be fresher and you have complete control over the blend, roast, etc. How do coffee companies justify the markup on such a measly value-add on unroasted beans? And why do people keep buying pre-roasted? Is it just a self-perpetuating meme at this point?
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 18:38 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:35 |
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Some people like them OP
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 18:43 |
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dunno why people buy unroasted coffee beans either when they just grow out of the ground. costs like 2 cents for infinite coffee. buncha rubes
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 18:45 |
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Yeah I dunno why people can't drop $200 on a "novice" coffee roaster.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 18:48 |
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Just buy some brown and dye all your water.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 18:48 |
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Because that would be like rolling coal in your place, but with coffee soot instead of diesel.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 18:48 |
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pencilhands posted:A novice coffee roaster is $200 and that’s if you don’t go the popper route. Green beans are half the cost of roasted so you recoup the cost within about a year. The beans will never be fresher and you have complete control over the blend, roast, etc. How do coffee companies justify the markup on such a measly value-add on unroasted beans? And why do people keep buying pre-roasted? Is it just a self-perpetuating meme at this point? I don't want my morning drip to take longer to be prepared than the length of time it took me to type this sentence.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 18:50 |
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Why do people buy carrots, they grow in the loving ground. Why the gently caress are these farmers scamming consumers like this for?
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:06 |
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I don't like coffee.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:09 |
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The real head scratcher is people buying that civet poop coffee. I can poop out my own coffee, thank you very much.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:12 |
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Slugworth posted:The real head scratcher is people buying that civet poop coffee. I can poop out my own coffee, thank you very much. Show us
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:13 |
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why do people prefer to exchange money for finished goods instead of raw materials which they then have to expend additional of their own labour to finish? hmm good question op
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:16 |
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yeah i'll just dig some clay out of the ground and make myself a coffee cup too.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:22 |
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Of all the snobs that are snobby about everyday poo poo everyone consumes, coffee snobs are the absolute worst.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:24 |
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Tell me more about the coffee cannon tho
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:25 |
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why would you nut in a different guys mouth when you can nut in your own mouth? seems pointless tbh
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:27 |
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I got some beans you can roast op
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:27 |
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Remember when people were putting butter and coconut oil in their morning coffee since some lunatic told them it was healthy?
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:43 |
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I remember growing up and everyone just using that freeze dried instant coffee powder.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:58 |
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it's because they're marks op, idiots who can't help but be scammed ur right
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:59 |
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you think that's bad? these idiots are buying whole coffee beans that are <1% caffeine by weight! you can just buy caffeine pills made with cheap inert fillers instead of wasting your money on excess coffee mass.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:07 |
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honestly, why do people do anything OP?
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:12 |
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Wowo, I feel like a total rube now wasting so much money. Can you give me an Amazon referral link to the $200 thing or a link to the manufacturer's Twitter, op?
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:19 |
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interwhat posted:Of all the snobs that are snobby about everyday poo poo everyone consumes, coffee snobs are the absolute worst. On one hand, the taste difference between nescafe instant and a light roast pourover is huge; they are basically different drinks. On the other hand, you are not wrong.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:22 |
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Why the gently caress would you buy sliced bread when you can just buy regular loaves and use a knife? It's almost like "It's the greatest thing since sliced bread" is a saying for a reason. Goddamn pencilhands, you are a real bad poster.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:23 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don't like coffee.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:26 |
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I just buy caffeine powder and rail fat lines every morning
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:31 |
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Love to clutter my kitchen with a bunch of appliances with very specific uses.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:34 |
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Computer viking posted:On one hand, the taste difference between nescafe instant and a light roast pourover is huge; they are basically different drinks. yeah and they're both undrinkable poo poo in their unique ways
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:40 |
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Roast my balls OP
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:45 |
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Why would you drink coffee when you can consume soda? HMMM? Yeah dumb people are dumb.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:47 |
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why do people waste time drinking coffee when they can just boof it
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:51 |
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Jelly posted:Why the gently caress would you buy sliced bread when you can just buy regular loaves and use a knife?
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 20:53 |
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Lol imagine renting an apartment or buying a house when there’s free wood for building everywhere. Ever hear of a TREE, morons?
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 21:01 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don't like coffee.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 21:02 |
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Only sheeple do, OP
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 21:08 |
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pencilhands posted:Green beans are half the cost of roasted so you recoup the cost within about a year look at this guy, soaking green beans in water because he's poor
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 21:09 |
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Anne Whateley posted:What is wrong with you, buying bread when flour is so much cheaper
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 21:10 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:35 |
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That absolute poseur using an electric fan when he should have gotten a perfectly good winnowing basket. He didn't even grow his own seed wheat
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 21:20 |