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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
The longer we go without a real outlet reporting this, it is essential to keep in mind the story of tonight might actually be "wrestling journalism embarrasses itself"

The great news is, even if that's the case, a Saudi purchase could still come eventually

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Vertical Lime posted:

real arabian

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1160005640686886913

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1612977652507480065

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Chris Benoit: Vince views on steroids and drugs killed my best friend Eddie. He's working with the people who did 9/11! He must go!

Vince: Who must go?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Roman Reigns to be tried for heresy as "Acknowledge Me" is idoltry.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Silly Burrito posted:

I guess Hulk Hogan's theme is banned.

I AM A RIYADH AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF NO WO-MAN

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1612977652507480065

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

xbilkis posted:

The longer we go without a real outlet reporting this, it is essential to keep in mind the story of tonight might actually be "wrestling journalism embarrasses itself"

The great news is, even if that's the case, a Saudi purchase could still come eventually

Also Steph has already been ousted, so its not like today has been without any comedy.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/seanrosssapp/status/1613024165770190850?s=46&t=JJKIocyDx95X18Kk4-uBbA

believe it

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Codependent Poster posted:

So Vince decided he was just gonna do whatever, sold the company to the Saudis, and gets his old job back pretty much for life without caring about his family?

That sounds like a Vince thing

My speculation is that the board and Steph set up the deal themselves over the past two months, but once Vince heard it, he knew he had to get back in so he could have that old job back for life and screw over everyone he feels betrayed him.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

You watched your little show, clapping and bouncing, insisting upon the legitimacy of the sledgehammer man, hooting and hollering for your new favorite wrestler, the mysterious pigboy Uncle Howdy. Besides Vince Mcmahon and the mods, cui bono?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

xbilkis posted:

The longer we go without a real outlet reporting this, it is essential to keep in mind the story of tonight might actually be "wrestling journalism embarrasses itself"

The great news is, even if that's the case, a Saudi purchase could still come eventually

great firstpost for page 1999 as its the decline of everything and when the joy drains away

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Yaya posted:

Gedo receiving a phone call from Karl Anderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXboO0zESxs

lmao

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Imagine this story broke an hour earlier and we may never have discovered the origin of hulk hogan meat shoes

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

It's time. unban RacistGuidingLight

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

MorningMoon posted:

My speculation is that the board and Steph set up the deal themselves over the past two months, but once Vince heard it, he knew he had to get back in so he could have that old job back for life and screw over everyone he feels betrayed him.

Yeah that's also possible too

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


Any sportsbook is going to take down a line when there's something going on that could drastically sway the outcome.

Envisioned
Dec 31, 2007

Hasta la Sunset Vista, baby
This is the kind of absolute hilarity I needed tonight. Just spite beyond belief, what a sport this is.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
If the news is true and WWE's being sold to the Saudis with Vince put back in creative charge, I don't think there's a lmao big enough in the entire great wide world.

All you have to do -- all you have to do -- is get Comcast or Disney to write a check and then gently caress off and die. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT.

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

sportsgenius86 posted:

ADRENALINE, IN MY SOUL
WOMEN CAN’T DRIVE OUT ON THE ROAD

9/11 WAS GOOD
I'M CODY RHODES

WOAH OHH

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
From WWE hiring JP Morgan to explore the possibility of a sale less than a week ago, to this news now seems lighting fast.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

MorningMoon posted:

My speculation is that the board and Steph set up the deal themselves over the past two months, but once Vince heard it, he knew he had to get back in so he could have that old job back for life and screw over everyone he feels betrayed him.


Nick Khan is a double agent who set this up while pretending to be on Steph’s side and part of his deal to help Vince with it was to push her out once it was done.

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

From WWE hiring JP Morgan to explore the possibility of a sale less than a week ago, to this news now seems lighting fast.

Vince, in his bitter old age, has probably been shopping around for the last 6 months. It's not like he had anything better to do.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/MarinoV1/status/1613025484484247552

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


This but Vince

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hard times are when a woman has worked at a job for 30 years - 30 years - and they give her a watch, kick her in the butt, and say, 'Hey, a group of terrorists took your place, baby.' That's hard times!

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


Uncle Houd'i

Envisioned
Dec 31, 2007

Hasta la Sunset Vista, baby

Fly with me posted:

Vince, in his bitter old age, has probably been shopping around for the last 6 months. It's not like he had anything better to do.

My new favorite conspiracy theory is right of first refusal on a sale was worked into the Crown Jewel contracts and Vince rushed back because the others were gonna gently caress it all up.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007



Wrestling has more than one royal family

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)
something something December to Dismember

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Gotta go to bed but I'm hoping for maximum hilarity when I wake up tomorrow lol

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Cavauro posted:

It's time. unban RacistGuidingLight



I love double double E!

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

sportsgenius86 posted:

Hard times are when a woman has worked at a job for 30 years - 30 years - and they give her a watch, kick her in the butt, and say, 'Hey, a group of terrorists took your place, baby.' That's hard times!

Remember when they ousted Stephanie from the company and buried her to the press for like a month until the Vince stuff happened?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Cavauro posted:

It's time. unban RacistGuidingLight

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Drakkel posted:

Remember when they ousted Stephanie from the company and buried her to the press for like a month until the Vince stuff happened?

remember how they ousted Stephanie, the female CEO of WWE, and three hours later sold the company to a conservative misogynistic patriarchal theocracy?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


The Virgin Bill Gates: My children should make their own way in life and not simply get by on my billions of dollars, I have donated this money to the charity in my name, which they run

The Chad Vince McMahon:

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyNBTGXMTDg

A real cool day to be a wrestling fan.

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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Lid posted:

remember how they ousted Stephanie, the female CEO of WWE, and three hours later sold the company to a conservative misogynistic patriarchal theocracy?

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