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Now, how long until we find out they also 'share' (sell) the camera data to the Cops for future raids.
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We need to get a new version of that flying fairy toy, where a tech nerd opens his flying camera on christmas, and then it immediately flies itself into the fireplace.
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Oddhair posted:I gotta say, the BMW heated seat thing is a better deal monthly if you live somewhere like Houston where heated seats are useful like two months out of the year versus paying the flat fee to unlock it perpetually. I don't like it, but it would save me money (if I was buying a new BMW). This dude I walk by on the way to work each morning is saying I could pay him $5/mo to not punch me in the face every Thursday. I dunno, seems like a pretty sweet deal compared to the $1000 he's asking to never punch me in the face again.
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Oddhair posted:I gotta say, the BMW heated seat thing is a better deal monthly if you live somewhere like Houston where heated seats are useful like two months out of the year versus paying the flat fee to unlock it perpetually. I don't like it, but it would save me money (if I was buying a new BMW). How do you figure? The heater elements were already in the seats, therefore you already paid for them when you bought the car.
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Organ Fiend posted:Anyone else notice the spray of blood on the wall behind him that appears after he's flung? It's poop
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So, it's easier (cheaper) to build all cars the same, than to build this car with these features and that car with those and upgrading them later with these onto that and those onto this, which also means sending parts around, putting your car in a workshop which takes space and time as they open up a perfectly good car while working on it, etc. It's much easier and more convenient (cheaper) to build the features in from the start and activating them as needed in software. Cheaper for whom? For bmw, obviously! You pay out the nose as usual, and get drm locked out of the poo poo you bought and ostensibly own. Non-humans will feed on humans as much as they get away with. Am I buying a bmw? No. Do I want upgrades for my car? Also no. I want some cheap poo poo that works and doesn't rootkit me on the freeway. It seems that bmw is getting all the perks out of this deal, so gently caress em, right in the ear.
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Karate Bastard posted:So, it's easier (cheaper) to build all cars the same, than to build this car with these features and that car with those and upgrading them later with these onto that and those onto this, which also means sending parts around, putting your car in a workshop which takes space and time as they open up a perfectly good car while working on it, etc. It's much easier and more convenient (cheaper) to build the features in from the start and activating them as needed in software. Cheaper for whom? For bmw, obviously! You pay out the nose as usual, and get drm locked out of the poo poo you bought and ostensibly own. Non-humans will feed on humans as much as they get away with. Most manufacturers have been doing this with built-in navigation for a decade. The satellite antenna is probably a $20 chipset so it’s in every car but you gotta pay $450 for the SD card to unlock it. I paid for it in two different cars because auto nav works without a cellular signal and I was doing a bunch of traveling for work in areas where cell service could be spotty or non-existent.
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Its always so unreal to see pro-capitalist thinking from those who are victims of the system, not benefactors such as BMW.
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Inceltown posted:SF is currently in the middle of a massive cold snap so the locals are helping out in what ever way they can https://fostergwin.com
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Humphreys posted:Now, how long until we find out they also 'share' (sell) the camera data to the Cops for future raids. It'll be instantly, cause it's still the ring database
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Android Apocalypse posted:This is just an outtake from that last Jackass movie. it's a 7-10 bofa
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LifeSunDeath posted:it's a 7-10 bofa 7-10 is solid, but a 6-9 split is just nice.
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This feels extremely cursed. Someone butchered the original NES legend of Zelda game into the engine from the first Doom game, and then took that and made a VR version. Look close at the shield when they pick it up, and you can see DoomGuy’s punching arm. Cartoon Man posted:Somebody got the original Legend of Zelda to work in VR...
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codo27 posted:Its always so unreal to see pro-capitalist thinking from those who are victims of the system, not benefactors such as BMW. lol
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Icon Of Sin posted:This feels extremely cursed. Someone butchered the original NES legend of Zelda game into the engine from the first Doom game, and then took that and made a VR version. Look close at the shield when they pick it up, and you can see DoomGuy’s punching arm. look p cool to me. Not looking super fun as a game but cool that somebody did that.
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Altared State posted:https://twitter.com/ianzelbo/status/1612174243416137728?t=IkNhTwv4Fg9-hLlSXN72QA&s=19 Guaranteed not to survive a toddler holding a tube of wrapping paper. If you don't need the security detail of a Saudi prince, your home doesn't need patrolling surveillance bots. At least a Roomba vacuumes. Also it's from Ring, so if the police ask Amazon nicely enough they'll be using it to search your home for the best wallbangs. Waffle! fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jan 11, 2023 |
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Tarkus posted:look p cool to me. Not looking super fun as a game but cool that somebody did that. It hurts my brain to look at, but I’m not sure if that’s VR-induced nausea trying to spin up or something else. Either way, I can’t watch it for too long without needing to go do something else 
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Most manufacturers have been doing this with built-in navigation for a decade. The satellite antenna is probably a $20 chipset so it’s in every car but you gotta pay $450 for the SD card to unlock it. Whereas ~I~ stick my cheap rear end android to the ac with a $2 rubber clip. ...I guess that doesn't solve the spotty signal issue though? I seem to recall you could "download offline maps" at some point? Maybe using openstreetmap or whatever? And maybe phones don't have proper gps anymore, but google creepy location service, which works by spying on you and everyone around you by sending everyone's mac address to google, I think? Where was I going with this? Oh yes, curse
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Waffle! posted:Guaranteed not to survive a toddler holding a tube of wrapping paper. If you don't need the security detail of a Saudi prince, your home doesn't need patrolling surveillance bots. At least a Roomba vacuumes. Kid? Try a cat. My dog would rightfully be terrified of that thing.
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My Spirit Otter posted:Its so damned loud, who would want that flying around their house constantly? People with a house so big you can get lost in.
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Android Apocalypse posted:The drone is designed for AirBnB hosts to ensure their guests aren't loving up the property or breaking any of their dumb-rear end rules. lol if I saw one of those in an airb&b that poo poo's getting unplugged before I take my shoes off e. the camera or the quoted man, either way
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Code Jockey posted:lol if I saw one of those in an airb&b that poo poo's getting unplugged before I take my shoes off turning them off is a felony. and you get hard labor at the amazon camps.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Kid? Try a cat. Yeah cats would love hunting that. Great evil prank potential though - attach a small bag of catnip to one and have the owner come home to an absolutely wrecked house.
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LifeSunDeath posted:turning them off is a felony. and you get hard labor at the amazon camps. Just say you got confused and thought it was a bodycam.
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