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I have watched a lot of movies, and I can say with some confidence that if you poured a canister of liquid nitrogen on the top and then hit it with a hammer, that lid or latch would crack like an egg. |
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Dr. Honked posted:maybe the mechanism has been corroded by the dankness of the giant nug that lives within it or it's like the next Cannabis Corpse record.
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# ? Jan 12, 2023 22:31 |
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im betting on it containing a treasure map |
# ? Jan 13, 2023 12:50 |
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Finger Prince posted:I thought maybe multiply because it makes for more realistically spaced numbers. That sounds like a better idea, but how do you get the 30 in your combination: 39-54-30-18 If you read it as DI, as I did, then it should be 4 * 9 which is 36.
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# ? Jan 13, 2023 13:37 |
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have you tried obvious codes op? |
# ? Jan 13, 2023 14:19 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:That sounds like a better idea, but how do you get the 30 in your combination: 39-54-30-18 Well, what happened was I read it as O, not D, which is 15. And then I forgot the second letter was I, and thought it was C, and then completely forgot how to do math entirely because 15x3 is 45 not 30. OP, if the third number is DI maybe try 39-54-36-18? Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Jan 13, 2023 |
# ? Jan 13, 2023 17:06 |
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Finger Prince posted:OP, if the third number is DI maybe try 39-54-36-18? Factor 3 conspiracy https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
# ? Jan 13, 2023 17:18 |
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Inside is a portal to level 8 in super mario world |
# ? Jan 13, 2023 17:36 |
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i have learned that there is a danger in my apartment
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# ? Jan 13, 2023 18:22 |
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nut posted:i have learned that there is a danger in my apartment stranger danger
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# ? Jan 13, 2023 18:27 |
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nut posted:i have learned that there is a danger in my apartment This apartment is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this apartment physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
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# ? Jan 13, 2023 18:54 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:have you tried obvious codes op? This is a good idea. Write down what you have tried in your Spy Kids notebook!
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# ? Jan 13, 2023 20:31 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:have you tried obvious codes op? things to try: your social security number, your/significant other/pet's birthday, bank account identifiers, your ATM pins, your something awful password. please keep us updated on the things as you try them so we can assist you in keeping track!
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# ? Jan 13, 2023 20:45 |
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Manifisto posted:things to try: your social security number, your/significant other/pet's birthday, bank account identifiers, your ATM pins, your something awful password. please keep us updated on the things as you try them so we can assist you in keeping track! encouraging someone to dox themselves user loses posting privileges for uh idk i'm not a mod lol
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# ? Jan 13, 2023 20:53 |
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tbh the location of the safe makes it a lil annoying to try codes, so odds are good i will forget about this for a while
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# ? Jan 13, 2023 21:00 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:encouraging someone to dox themselves user loses posting privileges for uh idk i'm not a mod lol also: show the safe a picture of your hog, see if that works
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# ? Jan 13, 2023 21:09 |
biosterous has found a safe in his apartment but he needs your help to open it! to help him he needs the credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three funky digits on the back. but hurry or the tiny motorcycle inside might never get released
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# ? Jan 13, 2023 21:40 |
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what’s in the sage? e. safe. |
# ? Jan 13, 2023 22:38 |
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Moo Cowabunga posted:what’s in the sage? idk, it's locked and i don't have the combo so it could be almost anything
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# ? Jan 13, 2023 23:10 |
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It could even be another safe
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
# ? Jan 13, 2023 23:42 |
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Chewbecca posted:This is a good idea. Write down what you have tried in your Spy Kids notebook! this, and frankly you'd be surprised how many people don't ever set a code on things or put something basic in - stuff like all zeros or 1-6 in order. i mean it may well not work but worth a shot imo |
# ? Jan 13, 2023 23:43 |
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i think it contains whats our hearts' deepest desires |
# ? Jan 14, 2023 00:51 |
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the real treasure was the blah blah etc etc
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 01:06 |
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with super cheap combo locks (that one prob isnt) you can pull while you wind it and you'll feel a tiny little notch change when you go past the first number
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:23 |
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oh poo poo right this is what I was thinking of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuVKcxFbYIg I still feel like pulling and spinning works for some reason I cant remember idk
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:29 |
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biosterous posted:idk, it's locked and i don't have the combo It's either a live or a dead cat. Only one way to find out for sure. |
# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:44 |
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Viginti Septem posted:It could even be another safe
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:28 |
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the key is 2 get the safe melty hot and then claw it open w/ some thick gloves
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:30 |
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What you actually have is a saft, the german word for juice. Its a floor juicer. |
# ? Jan 14, 2023 04:28 |
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Better a safe than a danger IMHO
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 10:22 |
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I hope that the contents of the safe will be discovered
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 10:59 |
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it would be hilarious if the previous tenant left the safe code with the landlord ("it's 1-2-3-4, same as the luggage") and the landlord just plum forgot. It would also be hilarious if it was just a dessicated cookie that dried out and turned into a powder that coats every square inch of the safe interior. the joke previously said that it was dog poop but I really hope that's not the case |
# ? Jan 14, 2023 11:36 |
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drill a tiny hole and put a borescope through it to make sure it's not filled with a glitter bomb or fart spray |
# ? Jan 14, 2023 13:55 |
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Dip Viscous posted:drill a tiny hole and put a borescope through it to make sure it's not filled with a glitter bomb or fart spray Yeah! Then you can fill it with water and drop a blasting cap inside and blow the top off with the water pressure! |
# ? Jan 14, 2023 18:30 |
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get that ninja wars guy to ninja it open with his forbidden anime jutsu
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 18:32 |
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Dr. Honked posted:get that ninja wars guy to ninja it open with his forbidden anime jutsu this |
# ? Jan 14, 2023 19:20 |
If you can figure out the combo, your landlord should give you a discount in rent, because then they can rent the unit for more with a functioning safe. | |
# ? Jan 15, 2023 10:57 |
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Quadramind posted:Something I can't quite let go of, though. There's a jar of peanut butter out of place here somewhere. I saw the mrs wandering around with it and a loaf of bread a few days ago, but then I went to sleep and now nobody knows where the peanut butter is. It was essentially a full jar maybe the missing jar is in the safe, and if so, sorry i can't get it
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# ? Jan 15, 2023 20:18 |
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You should get dogs to smell the safe |
# ? Jan 15, 2023 20:24 |
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Quadramind posted:You should get dogs to smell the safe peanut butter sniffing dogs |
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