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FilthyImp posted:Elon tried to fit his foreskin over grimes' clit. He kept grunting and asking if she liked it and how hot it was but she was 3 layers deep into an LSD-Ayahusca trip and could only think of calamari. Nope
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FilthyImp posted:Elon tried to fit his foreskin over grimes' clit. He kept grunting and asking if she liked it and how hot it was but she was 3 layers deep into an LSD-Ayahusca trip and could only think of calamari. 
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Jan 16, 2023 19:24
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Serious_Cyclone posted:I've never encountered a single person on the left who has any positive impression of George Soros whatsoever, if they even know who he is. george soros is responsible for a loooot of pro-democracy work in eastern europe, especially in the mid-90s/early 00s & specifically former soviet/warsaw pact states this is a big reason why there's that huge russia-fueled rightwing hate fest directed towards him while nobody on the other side of american politics really knows who he is or what he does. he doesn't really do much in u.s. politics, compared to what he's done in countries like georgia and iirc like slovakia, czechia, moldova, ukraine etc. his whole big thing is just open democracy as far as I know unless he's truly got some sinister hidden motive, which, I'd never put past any billionaire to have but afaik he's actually quite benign unless you're an autocrat or wannabe autocrat im not an expert on the guy tho so fact check this before repeating it pls
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:They've already been gearing up to slot in Klaus Schwab, a guy you're also never going to have heard of outside of right-wing grousing. yea Klaus is the chosen Emmanuel Goldstein of the right-wing "Great Reset" (((conspiracy))) I'd bet he's their soros backup/replacement
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Jan 16, 2023 19:28
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lol hope multiple gov. orgs try to black bag musky.
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Jan 16, 2023 19:29
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Ror posted:I'm not sure that I've ever actually heard a person mention Soros in real life. The only time I have ever heard about George Soros is at my cousin's funeral when her crazy Q nut uncle decided to use this as an icebreaker with my mother and I while we were sitting at a table with his sister - a women whose daughter just died after a two year struggle with cancer. We are often mistaken for Jewish and he thought "jew who worked with nazis" would somehow be a good conversation piece with us. He drove something like 2,000 miles to the funeral over the span of three days because he couldn't take his gun on the plane.
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Jan 16, 2023 19:35
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FilthyImp posted:Elon tried to fit his foreskin over grimes' clit. He kept grunting and asking if she liked it and how hot it was but she was 3 layers deep into an LSD-Ayahusca trip and could only think of calamari. relatable Edit: the second part
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Jan 16, 2023 19:53
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Cryptofascist is the new trendy identifier that libertarians use for themselves
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PhazonLink posted:lol hope multiple gov. orgs try to black bag musky. looking into it.
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Jan 16, 2023 20:12
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some buttcoinners took it as a name because and they thought they invented it .
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FilthyImp posted:Elon tried to fit his foreskin over grimes' clit. He kept grunting and asking if she liked it and how hot it was but she was 3 layers deep into an LSD-Ayahusca trip and could only think of calamari. You goonsire owe me a new
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Jan 16, 2023 20:20
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QuarkJets posted:Cryptofascist is the new trendy identifier that libertarians use for themselves Buddy, I got bad news for you if you think the word cryptofascist is just now being used to refer to conservatives with a hard on for anti-democratic and anti-humanist behavior.
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Jan 16, 2023 21:16
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I don’t have one, but I know some cars have the thing where you carry the key fob and they just… unlock when you’re near? You don’t turn the ignition either, just carry the key and press the start button. Could those have a similar problem in emergencies? Just curious
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morningdrew posted:Elaine: I've got another date with Kyle tonight, I think he might be the one, Jerry! Gotta repost this because I actually laughed out loud
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I don’t have one, but I know some cars have the thing where you carry the key fob and they just… unlock when you’re near? You don’t turn the ignition either, just carry the key and press the start button. Typically a little spare key is contained within the fob and you can insert it into a hidden keyhole
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Archonex posted:Buddy, I got bad news for you if you think the word cryptofascist is just now being used to refer to conservatives with a hard on for anti-democratic and anti-humanist behavior. For themselves though?
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Lord Stimperor posted:Typically a little spare key is contained within the fob and you can insert it into a hidden keyhole i don't think teslas have a physical key/keyhole. so if poo poo gets locked down 
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Buce posted:i don't think teslas have a physical key/keyhole. so if poo poo gets locked down The question was about *other* cars
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I predict Tesla will create energy construct projection technology, just so they can make their entire cars require a charge to exist. If you run out of juice the car disappears and dumps all your poo poo on the ground, along with several thousand pounds of dead batteries and a touch screen with the cry laughing emoji burned into lcd.
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Jan 16, 2023 22:04
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It would also require a subscription.
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QuarkJets posted:Cryptofascist is the new trendy identifier that libertarians use for themselves I thought it was in reference to a racist Bigfoot
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https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/16/23557210/twitter-workers-class-action-severance-lawsuit
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goatface posted:It would also require a subscription. It does a live update while you’re sitting in it; car briefly flashes in and out of existence, causing you to become partially embedded, like those guys in The Philadelphia Experiment.
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The Postman posted:Remember when Twitter abruptly banned links to competitors? Give me more of that poo poo Elon! He'll do it when he feels like his back is against the wall and he continues draining cash into Twitter. Unfortunately, Musk is stuck in a perennial "Divorced Rumpelstilskin" mode and even though he's lost $200 billion, he probably still has an insane buffer before feeling any sort of pinch.
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Jan 16, 2023 22:50
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Tangential to Elon, where’s ye now? Is he still being used by chuds or has someone convinced or forced him to get some treatment?
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Jan 16, 2023 22:51
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According to Yahoo news ye got secret married this weekend to some blonde lady that was all the headline said I didn't read any more
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DRINK ME posted:Tangential to Elon, where’s ye now? Is he still being used by chuds or has someone convinced or forced him to get some treatment? got fake married to a groupie to try to give the media something else to talk about. ghosting his lawyers, who dropped him.
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Definitely good and cool cars https://www.nsnews.com/local-news/tesla-suddenly-accelerates-into-bc-ferries-ramp-breaks-in-two-6385255  quote:West Vancouver police are investigating the sudden acceleration of a Tesla that resulted in the vehicle slamming into a BC Ferries ramp at Horseshoe Bay terminal, causing it to break in two last Saturday.
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Jan 16, 2023 23:03
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1615067712409202689 More food for thought.
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Plan R posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1615067712409202689
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When the computers go down, the real wealthiest man will be the one with all the replica guns and swords
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Elon still bitter his banking code wasn't even good enough for Paypal to keep using let alone a traditional bank. Banks will go to great lengths to teach random accountants COBOL just to avoid tech bros who think COBOL or chron jobs are bad because they are old.
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zedprime posted:Elon still bitter his banking code wasn't even good enough for Paypal to keep using let alone a traditional bank. cron jobs
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Buce posted:i don't think teslas have a physical key/keyhole. so if poo poo gets locked down there's at least two examples of teslas getting stuck in a parking decks because the car and the phones couldnot get a good enough signal to unlock. one of these also had the flatbed truck unable to enter ( or exit??) the parking deck. PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jan 16, 2023 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:cron jobs 
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write the anime script of a billionaire who buys a cheap katana and thinks it's really coolquote:Title: "The Billionaire's Katana" Lol the AI made a happy ending for him where he learned and grew. There is probably some irony that it took AI to do this.
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Aesop's Fables for Zoomers
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For all his flaws, Trump was at least a poster, deranged tweets right from his syphilitic brain to your feed, Elon is equally lovely but needs a team of aging hack comedy writers to come up with "let that sink in", SAD
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