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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Doc Hawkins posted:

long have the scots normalized gender non-conformance with their tradition of male skirt-wearing
they're gonna force women to wear skirts with their new woke laws

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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Haven't we already got Hadrian's Wall? Just get a few brickies in to shore it up.

My belief is that was indeed the joke being made.

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

it's funny that your leaders are going out of their way to trash your country but it doesn't really seem like they have any particular coherent goal in so doing.

Like they just want to ruin the UK just because. Just for fun, as a thing to do.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Casey Finnigan posted:

it's funny that your leaders are going out of their way to trash your country but it doesn't really seem like they have any particular coherent goal in so doing.

Like they just want to ruin the UK just because. Just for fun, as a thing to do.

They do have a goal, it's just that you're trying to find it by looking at the smokescreen. It's always been to funnel as much public money as possible into private hands, in return for sinecures and status once they're out of office.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
The goal is to hold onto power by appeasing a media and reactionary minority of red faced fuckwits in Kent. Everything else can burn or be burned as long as the goal is met.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

forkboy84 posted:

They'd have to cede Newcastle & Carlisle to Scotland then, don't see it

it'd rile up the old firm something fierce with newcastle staying in the PL

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

https://twitter.com/TobiasTaylor/status/1615395956559863808?t=kY0YwN9tRWGFOGT8K51HSw&s=19

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Celtic and Rangers supporters pissing and crying about something, whoever heard of such a thing.

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.

Sir Keef hiding in a cupboard, terrified of the rampaging terfs stomping around the office.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Jose posted:

it'd rile up the old firm something fierce with newcastle staying in the PL

Nah, Saudi's have to move their sportswashing team to the East of Scotland Football League Second Division with fellow English side Tweedmouth Rangers.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
absolutely shameful

https://twitter.com/EuanYours/status/1615419765169725440?s=20

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

keep punching joe posted:

Moving to Scotland for three to six months and living as a woman. Simple as.

People are concerned that their kid could go to uni, do a gender, and be fully transed by Christmas Dinner.

why so long? hop over to Gretna Green, done.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/davidleighx/status/1615424550019207191?s=20

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

yikes

Faithless
Dec 1, 2006

Cerebral Bore posted:

the englishman who went up a dude but came down a lady

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Great stuff everybody

https://twitter.com/AdiDee_Gee/status/1615502549485772801?t=ESQOFB-koQDfA-Kkoht4Ug&s=19

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ok let's ban Scottish trans 16yos from working for the met, easy peasy

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
We should ban everybody from working for the Met, just to be safe

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
You should be required to live as a police officer for 5 years and get the sign off from two doctors before being allowed to join the met.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Wait until the word censor gbs mods learn about what is allowed in England

https://twitter.com/RJConway92/status/1615620760520855553?t=_qjBJmb3ee_mLilUYQ-3Fw&s=19

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
The government and media have decided on which smokescreen they're using to avoid discussion of the various bills this week
https://twitter.com/POLITlCSUK/status/1615476051630596099

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!

gonadic io posted:

The government and media have decided on which smokescreen they're using to avoid discussion of the various bills this week
https://twitter.com/POLITlCSUK/status/1615476051630596099

Not surprised this government is anti- workplace cake, it can cause all sorts of bother

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Oh and this
https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1615617279726682112

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Tragically locked himself in a sports bag and set himself on fire while shaving. Heartbreaking

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Do not let them eat cake.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

tbh if i had done those things and it became public, i would seriously consider killing myself

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
It's traditional, and nice and convenient for the state at that

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
did this guy break his hyoid bone as well

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void


Sorry Christopher Nolan's Dunkirk, you're cancelled

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

The UK is a manifestation of the warp

Nothing but perverse impulses driving genetic freaks toward bizarre censorship and boy touching

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


What do you think Warhammer is based on?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol this suggests that cops aren't subjected to DBS checks every so often like a ton of other jobs


https://twitter.com/Nadine_Writes/status/1615682630501941249?t=NZz7BIVbuguXNCshYoTjGg&s=19

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Jose posted:

Lol this suggests that cops aren't subjected to DBS checks every so often like a ton of other jobs


https://twitter.com/Nadine_Writes/status/1615682630501941249?t=NZz7BIVbuguXNCshYoTjGg&s=19

Of course they aren't.

Junkozeyne
Feb 13, 2012
We asked the lads If anyone was a rapist and they said no, matter is closed.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

keep punching joe posted:

Moving to Scotland for three to six months and living as a woman. Simple as.

People are concerned that their kid could go to uni, do a gender, and be fully transed by Christmas Dinner.

I mean. Isn't that the goal?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Junkozeyne posted:

We asked the lads If anyone was a rapist and they said no, matter is closed.

Listen we went back and asked "Mark the Bastard Rapist" how he got his nickname again and the lads said it was just banter

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Junkozeyne posted:

We asked the lads If anyone was a rapist and they said no, matter is closed.

Remembering that guy whose nickname was "the rapist" and chuckling but it's a bitter chuckle

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

Remembering that guy whose nickname was "the rapist" and chuckling but it's a bitter chuckle

we send all vulnerable females to see Bill, our resident therapist

/leans forward to look at spreadsheet, adjusts glasses

Sorry this interview is over.

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.

MikeCrotch posted:

Listen we went back and asked "Mark the Bastard Rapist" how he got his nickname again and the lads said it was just banter

https://twitter.com/pbAstronaut/status/1615699072370839552

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
How does a net stop bad apples getting through anyway? I'm not an apple guy so I'm not familiar with the industry

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