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Spinz posted:Do you know how many threads I can't post in now is that Azamoth guy gone yet?
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the Spain Virus posted:You want a completely serious answer? Then no, yes, and no. No for about three hours, yes for seventeen years, then no again for twenty-three years. How do you do this
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kntfkr posted:everybody post your paystubs and foreskin When OP does one day disappear onto a remote island never to touch a computer again, I’ll miss the Saga of Methanar.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:38 |
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slurm posted:How do you do this
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:39 |
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What the gently caress
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:42 |
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Part of my peepee is missing I was born in an Army hospital and its de facto done on the spot. I'm not sure my parents could've stopped them if they wanted to.
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slurm posted:How do you do this I seen it in a UK sex talk show years ago. It's not pretty, they attach weights to the skin of the shaft hoping it distends into a new foreskin.
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The GBS foreskin restoration thread we never knew we needed
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Valko posted:I seen it in a UK sex talk show years ago. It's not pretty, they attach weights to the skin of the shaft hoping it distends into a new foreskin. I've seen the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow. I want no part of it.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:48 |
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can we talk about jelqing here too or so we need a separate thread for that? love to play jelq when playing scrabble with grandma
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slurm posted:How do you do this It’s extremely simple, though time consuming. At the heart of it is simply tissue expansion, of the sort that plastic surgeons use to grow more of the patient’s skin for some operation or another. The more foreskin you have remaining, the better, but even the most tightly cut man will have some foreskin left. Tape to that, attach the tape to an elastic strap or a weight, and in two to three years you’ll have grown maybe two and a half inches of inner and outer foreskin (although the inner is actually a mucosa and not skin, but whatever). Edit: Surgical processes exist, and while Germany still pushes them, the rest of the world has more or less abandoned the idea and direct patients to non-surgical restoration techniques, which give far better results than fashioning a foreskin out of scrotal tissue. Ortho fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Jan 21, 2023 |
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I lost my foreskin last year in a high stakes game of marbles
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:52 |
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the Spain Virus posted:It’s extremely simple, though time consuming. At the heart of it is simply tissue expansion, of the sort that plastic surgeons use to grow more of the patient’s skin for some operation or another. The more foreskin you have remaining, the better, but even the most tightly cut man will have some foreskin left. Tape to that, attach the tape to an elastic strap or a weight, and in two to three years you’ll have grown maybe two and a half inches of inner and outsider foreskin (although the inner is actually a mucosa and not skin, but whatever). Can you keep going
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slurm posted:Can you keep going with the story or like a really really long foreskin
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Private Cumshoe posted:with the story or like a really really long foreskin Dick like a long furby taking off a knee sock
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I'm getting a second one tomorrow op
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Private Cumshoe posted:with the story or like a really really long foreskin Some people never stop.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:59 |
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constant UTIs because penis too big to drain, loving grim
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im hounding for a sounding
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 04:07 |
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crush my crotch with a box full of rocks
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guiness book of world records are COWARDS for refusing a largest penis category
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 04:09 |
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what is rhis loving thread honestly dont TALK about peepees thanks 🙏 in 🙏 advance
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slurm posted:Can you keep going
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Mods please
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 04:20 |
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Valko posted:At around age 10 or so I went to use the bathroom. After that I ran down the stairs screaming in shock because there was blood in my urine. My dad was surprisingly calm about the whole thing, like "Ah, it's time.." Turns out I had inherited phimosis from him. Sup phimosis buddy. Having a penis too big for your foreskin is a cool problem. Getting it at 9 was definitely more of a pain in the rear end then getting it as baby would have been. The nurses taped this styrofoam cup to my pelvis so my bleeding dick wouldn't rub against anything while it healed. I also learned that morphine makes me vomit.
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I'm getting a second one tomorrow op The second one hurts more, trust me.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 04:24 |
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Methanar thread alert
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 04:30 |
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I'm circumcising my penis head right now!!
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 04:31 |
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I've got a c-section circumcision it just kinda pokes thru the side the foreskin mods gas come on what the gently caress lol
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 04:35 |
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ICE-T: Yeah, street punks are calling it "Emo-Hair Foreskin", where it's all crooked and jagged, like emo hair. Means you're in the gang for real. Messed up.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 04:38 |
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Katamari Democracy posted:No Goku option. Voted 1. Ya'll think Goku is cut or nah?
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 05:01 |
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I think cut originally but it came back after the first time he got wished back to life
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 05:04 |
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It's dbz canon the piccalo is basically made out of foreskins, right?
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 05:07 |
I personally know at least two gay married couples who have one circumcised and one uncircumcised. Makes you think.
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BigHead posted:I personally know at least two gay married couples who have one circumcised and one uncircumcised. Makes you think. docking
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Zil posted:docking now this thread is going places!
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 05:27 |
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Would it be possible to do the foreskin restoration thing, except on my wrists? Would be cool to have a built-in pair of gloves at all times.
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Peggy Edson posted:Methanar thread alert gonna need to see some paystubs buddy
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I wonder if any of those dudes that go through the trouble of "rebuilding" their foreskin ever decide to like get a second circumcision after awhile.
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Suckemfucksion
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