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rotinaj posted:The ultimate game is to see how long your tesla can fling you at things and miss Get me Netflix on the phone and reboot SQUID GAMES/HARD TARGET except the games/rich hunters are replaced by Teslas that have fusion reactors and drive autonomously. Last person alive wins
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Ten days.... https://twitter.com/BigTechAlert/status/1613009312678297601
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Jan 21, 2023 03:24
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If he doesn't get the Oscar for "most divorced" this year I'll riot.
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Jan 21, 2023 03:31
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nine-gear crow posted:Do not give Elon the idea to put a nuclear reactor in the Cybertruk like Doc Brown did to the DeLorean. I'm am 100% certain at some point Musk had to be talked out of trying to develop nuclear powered Teslas.
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Outrail posted:I'm am 100% certain at some point Musk had to be talked out of trying to develop nuclear powered Teslas. no, the nuclear sign has too much yellow
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no, the nuclear sign has too much yellow So just don't put the signs on. This is why he's a famous billionaire who gets shoutouts in rock and morty and you're some nobody
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Jan 21, 2023 04:00
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excited to see a nuclear reactor that uses a lithium ion battery as a moderator
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Code Jockey posted:I feel like one of the Pauls or some other idiot youtuber with a young gamer fanbase would've been a much smarter move, but, lmao You haven't been on PSN for a long time. The only conclusion I can draw is that you're too busy gaming in your Tesla.
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Imagine the amount of bullshit he fed her so she would be interested in him. I bet he flipped through wiki articles on profound mind theories in the bathroom while on dinner dates to impress her.
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'Least wrong' is the adjective people use when talking about something that's utter dogshit but not technically the most dogshit. Good job Musk, really humbling yourself there mate E: 'Arguably' doing some heavy lifting Outrail fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jan 21, 2023 |
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Who among us hasn't re-followed their ex girlfriend on Twitter because they were lying awake in their racecar bed 3AM in their corporate headquarters closet apartment and grabbed their phone off the nightstand, woozily stumbling over a mountain of sugar free Diet Coke cans, an unread leather bound copy of US Constitution, and a fake plastic novelty gun replica from the hit video game Deus Ex. Who among us
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nine-gear crow posted:Who among us hasn't re-followed their ex girlfriend on Twitter because they were lying awake in their racecar bed 3AM in their corporate headquarters closet apartment and grabbed their phone off the nightstand, woozily stumbling over a mountain of sugar free Diet Coke cans, an unread leather bound copy of US Constitution, and a fake plastic novelty gun replica from the hit video game Deus Ex. Does the racecar bed have gullwing doors too
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FPzero posted:Does the racecar bed have gullwing doors too No, they cost more. He obviously just got the cheapest model. It's not to comfortable but he did save some cash which is the most important thing.
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wait a second. Did he say the least wrong source? Maybe we shouldn't trust this guy
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twitter is the least wrong source of information, at least according to twitter
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Preoptopus posted:Imagine the amount of bullshit he fed her so she would be interested in him. I bet he flipped through wiki articles on profound mind theories in the bathroom while on dinner dates to impress her. He probably just read the trivia on the kids menu to impress her.
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Preoptopus posted:Imagine the amount of bullshit he fed her so she would be interested in him. I bet he flipped through wiki articles on profound mind theories in the bathroom while on dinner dates to impress her. he pretends to like the Culture, but he's literally the villain of every book lmao
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yook posted:twitter is the least wrong source of information, at least according to twitter 
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Preoptopus posted:Imagine the amount of bullshit he fed her so she would be interested in him. I bet he flipped through wiki articles on profound mind theories in the bathroom while on dinner dates to impress her. Grimes seems pretty easy to impress after the houseboat story
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a once in a life time opportunity. Elon missed the point!
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Offler posted:Lol, Elon letting himself get pushed around in public by third-rate chudosphere posters. I honestly think it's funnier the longer and longer Trump goes without tweeting at all. It must eat Musk up inside like his entire chest cavity is nothing but stomach acid the longer Trump goes on completely snubbing his wonderful gift of being able to tweet again. He paid $44 billion dollars to let Trump tweet again, and His Hugeness can't even give a stray thought to him. It's art. nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jan 21, 2023 |
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Remember when trump made romney into reek from a song of ice and fire? Yeah, it’s gonna rule when he does it to musk.
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https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/20/23564629/elon-musk-twitter-testimony-securities-fraud-trial "Elon Musk admits at trial that he ignored pleas to stop tweeting" They have a list. "Among the people who asked him to stop tweeting are Antonio Gracias, a former director on Tesla’s board, investors Ron Baron and Sam Teller, Musk’s former de facto chief of staff, and other close associates." "I suppose I continued to tweet, yes,” Musk replied when asked if he ignored his advisors and investors."
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many board members have said that they don't like my tweets or me tweeting
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Nooner posted:many board members have said that they don't like my tweets or me tweeting including my brother, evidently 
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Nooner posted:many board members have said that they don't like my tweets or me tweeting New thread title?
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Strong Sauce posted:https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/20/23564629/elon-musk-twitter-testimony-securities-fraud-trial holy loly
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The Democrats don't like it when I tweet! They're weaponizing the government against me!
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